Darkest Hero

Q and A time

Q: Aizawa ever getting that raise?

A: maybe, maybe not.

Q: Eldrazy involved?

A: had to look that up and no nothing from Magic the Gathering will be involved in this story but I am tempted to write a story where Izuku is a planeswalker now probably under the Light and nature elements of Plains and Forrests. Although I could see him encounter something like the phryxians in this and having a nope moment.

Q: 2d dorito going to show up?

A: ylboborp ?nruter eh lliw.

Q: Inko going to adopt Dabi or twice too?

A: no, can't have all the villains go AWOL on the LOV now can we?

Q: Is Mineta ever going to learn?

A: probably not.

Q: what happened to sparky boi if he's not in hell?

A: he's around elsewhere

Q: jirou x who?

A: i don't know honestly. I haven't got much planned for who she will be partnered with.

Q: Box Ghost?! Seriously what is he doing there?!

A: doing what he does best, annoy people ineffectively.

Q: Nyarlathotep shouting profanities at mini birb?

A: yes. Kira was being a noisy shit and annoyed the old ones.

Chapter 28: Less bombs hopefully part 2

Aizawa was counting to himself as he took deep breaths. He looked down and shut his eyes with a tired groan. Mentally he cursed whoever was messing with the "randomiser" which had a program in it to prevent certain students being paired with each other or against others. He knew for a damned fact both the pairings pulled by the program were the ones it was supposed to of avoided. This situation stank of that rat.

"So teach, who's first with who?" Mina asked with a chipper grin.

"Bakugo and Uraraka as Hero team against Jirou and Midoriya as villains." Aizawa gritted his teeth as he glared at the explosive blonde. "One toe out of line Bakugo and you'll find yourself in the general studies corse faster than you can say plus ultra."

"Yeah right." The blonde scoffed.

"Do I have to work with him?" Ochako growled in anger as she glared at her blonde partner. "Cant I just, you know, send him into space where he is more helpful?"

"Murder by accident is still murder." Izuku stated bluntly. Despite the title of manslaughter in the human world applying to accidental murder in the supernatural side of things murder was murder. With a dismissive scoff Bakugo stormed off for the hero team waiting area.

"Hey don't you fucking ignore me!" Ochako snarled as she stomped her foot at the blonde teen. "You still owe me an apology at the least!"

"Can we hurry up?" Jirou sighed. "I just want to get this over with and get to the nurse quickly since we all know how this will end."

"Hey, I'll grab some icecream and junk for tonight ok?" Toru asked with a chipper tone. "We can watch that penguin movie you like."

"Thanks." Jirou smiled as she somewhat awkwardly hugged the invisible hero due to obvious reasons before blushing and pulling back while looking down.

Toru blinked, "Uh, you okay?"

"Yes." Jirou squeaked softly and marched herself to the test area automatically. Izuku just shrugged and followed her.

"Huh?" Mei muttered as she looked up from her invention for the first damned time that lesson before she stopped and looked roughly where Toru was standing. "Wow, nice rack. Didn't know you could have a dick and boobs at the same time though."

"WHAT?!" Kendo shrieked in shock. Many of the class was torn on how to react to that information.

"Uh you can...see me?" Toru asked uncertainly.

"Yeah, like can't everyone?" Mei asked in confusion.

"I'm invisible." Toru deadpanned and judging by the tapping boot and where the gloves were she was annoyed.

"Really? Huh just thought you didn't give a crap about clothes like me." Mei shrugged.

"For fuck sake just get on with the lesson. Yaoyoruzo make Toru a blanket or something before Hatsume gets any funny ideas." Aizawa sighed as he shooed Izuku, The blushing Ochako and Jirou out to the test buildings. Bakugo had already left while Ochako was complaining and frankly Aizawa was torn, on one hand he could kick the pomeranian out, on the other doing so would loose him his job and potentially his hero licence too.

Momo having been raised in a posh and propper household managed to produce a silk blanket from memory which she draped over Toru's shoulders in an effort to keep Mei from seeing only for her pale face to blush slightly as she noticed that a certain part of Toru's anatomy was now visible for everyone thanks to the silk.

"So what if I wasn't born a girl." Toru huffed as she seemed to cross her arms making her breasts bounce slightly. While not as big as Momo's or Midnight's busts Toru's was still quite sizable and only slightly larger than Tsuyu's in size.

"Size of my forearm." Shoto sobbed quietly in the corner of the room along with the rest of the male students who remained.

"Hey you're still a girl in my books sister!" Mina grinned widely as she gave the invisible girl two thumbs up.

"I need eye and brain bleech." Aizawa growled as he glared at a message that popped up on the tablet he was using, took the rat long enough to interfere. "TORU! Head over to the support class now and see if they has any spare chameleon fabric for your costume and put some damned clothes on."

"Sure thing." Toru gave a half visible moc salute under the silk sheet and walked off.

"Ah yes, the return of the why boner." Sero muttered to himself as he eyed the tent forming in his pants.

"Hey, how come Charlie isn't freaking out?" Reiko asked as even her boyfriend tokoyami and girlfriend Kira were sobbing in the corner, although theirs was from a lost bet rather then envy or confusion like the others.

"Meh, I had a housemate who is a total perv and snaps pictures whenever they can, I swear half of Angel's room was covered in pictures from their one night stands, poor izu fainting from how hard he blushed when he saw it." Charlie replied faintly with a giggle.

"Gossip on your own time! Problem child and Jirou when you arrive in the room you can begin. Hero team your five minutes planning starts now." Aizawa snapped as Izuku and Jiruo made it to where the fake bomb was and started to move it to one of the more out of the way rooms. Meanwhile Bakugo and Ochako were just shouting at each other as Bakugo threatened to explode the girl while Ochako threatened to send him to space.

"So, who is next?" Kendo asked after a few minutes had passed. Her face was still red with embarrassment from before.

Aizawa barely looked down at his tablet before replying. "Iida and Sero as Villains against Kendo and Tsuyu as heroes."

"So... where is the other teacher?" Sato asked softly.

"They're already here." Aizawa smirked as a siren blew.

With a literally explosive start Bakugo threw himself through the front door of the building while Ochako used her quirk to float herself upto the rooftop. On the internal cameras Jirou had her ear jacks plugged into the wall as she gestured up then made a pinching motion near her mouth twice pulling away after each pinch. She then pointed down before pinching her fingers until they were a centimetre appart and tapped her forhead twice.

In the control room Koji snorted a laugh as did Momo while Aizawa smirked.

Izuku nodded as Jirou unplugged her jacks from the wall leaving a small trail of dust in the air for a few moments. Izuku pointed at Kyoka then up to which she nodded with a relieved expression. Quietly they made their way out of the room and split up, softly closing the door behind them before Izuku moved a shelf infront of it. With a nod Jirou snuck further down the hall and took the stairs up, making sure she didn't make much noise until she was a floor higher.

Izuku on the other hand ignited himself as he rushed for the opposite end of the hallway and the staircase there. Ignoring the two flights between him and Bakugo was easy, he knew the blonde didn't care of the objective and just wanted to punch someone so he jumped clean past him.

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BASTARD!" Bakugo screamed as he threw himself over the railing at Iuzku making Aizawa facepalm at the sight.

"Did he seriously so that?" Kendo balked in shock.

"Not manly." Tetsutetsu shook his head.

"Man baku-bro is being rather intense." Sero sweatdropped.

Meanwhile in the upper areas Jirou was sneaking through the crate filled floors as she stalked around Ochako who had a whole damned fire extinguisher using it as a bat. Quietly Jirou plugged her jacks into the speakers built into her boots and turned a dial on the back of her glove to 7 before taking aim. A massive concussive shockwave sent things flying away from Jirou including Ochako who briefly tumbled through the air before she stabilised herself with her quirk.

"Come on, do your best!" Ochako grinned encouragingly as she threw herself at Jirou feet first. The punk rocker barely got out of the way before Ochako slammed into where she had been standing. Without missing a beat Ochako threw herself into the air again as she bounced around the room trying to land a solid hit on Jirou.

Back with Izuku and Bakugo the explosive blonde was using his explosions to quickly make ground between himself and Izuku before tackling Izuku to the ground and landing a explosive punch to the green fire covered cenobite's back as his gauntlet expelled all of the stored sweat. A sickening crack and rip was heard as a rib was displaced through Izuku's side as the entire building shook and most of its windows broke.

"Damnit!" The teen hissed in pain as he bitch slapped Bakugo off of him.

" " Aizawa demanded loudly through the speaker system in the building.

"Showing this shitty Deku how a real hero fights." Bakugo scoffed as he removed his earpiece which he destroyed with an explosion.

"Damn that's gonna leave a mark." Izuku hissed as he rough shoved the broken rib back into his body making several in the observation room gag or outright vomit at the sight.

"STAND DOWN NOW!" Aizawa snapped over the intercom.

"Nobody to save you now Deku." Katsuki snarled as he tried to punch Izuku only for the teen to dodge aside and punch the blonde in the jaw or face with each attempt leave several cuts across Bakugo's face. "You should of just stayed dead, you and those sluts are worthless. I'm the hero here, me! Not! You!"

Bakugo growled darkly as he let loose an explosion on each of the last three words. The final two managed to hit Izuku with enough force to blow the teen back several meters and into a wall.

"Shut the exorcise down now!" Aizawa snapped at his tablet. Barely a second passed before a purple gas began to blast from the vents into the building on each floor.

"Now you can go back to hell!" Bakugo shouted as he fired off his second gauntlet before falling unconscious. The blast destabilised the building as the camera feeds cut to static. Above them Kyoka screamed in pain as the shockwave burst her sensitive ear drums and the floor fell out from under her and Ochako. The scar faced girl barely had a second to react before a chunk of falling debris slammed into the back of her head knocking her out as the final floor gave away to the collapse of the floor bellow it.

"Get Power Loader and cementos now, the rest of you stay here!" Aizawa barked at Iida before sprinting out to the rubble pile where Midnight was digging herself out of. The pro hero was bleeding from numerous cuts across her arms, her face half obscured with dust and blood while her costume was torn enough it was enough that if the situation was in public the HSC would straight up revoke her licence.

"Sho'a wha happen?" Midnight slurred as she wobbled on the spot.

"Bakugo happened." Aizawa frowned. "Go to the observation room, Yaoyoruzo and Kendo have first aid training."

"Yeeeeeee." Midnight slurred as she stumbled towards the building. Leaving Aizawa to dig through the rubble by himself until the other teachers arrived. While he hated that he told the others to stay put he couldn't handle the thought of more students potentially dying if Bakugo was still concious.

Chapter end.

Thoughts?

Ideas?

Pairings for Shoto, Kyoka and Ochako?