Darkest Hero

So, someone asked what was happening with the characters brought up in earlier chapters as add ins? Well to be honest I have yet to decide how exactly to implement the inclusion of half of them without having them be way too op.

Q and A:

Q: why did inko say its good to be back?

A: she is Leviathan. She has been in hell for ages.

Q: time for chaos?

A: time for chaos.

Q: who took the cookie?

A: im not sure what you're on about but probably Eri.

Q: is Alister gonna paint the town red?

A: in a manner of speaking.

Chapter 22: Destruction.

[Hell]

Minorou Mineta was having a rather bad time. Sure he finally got a sexy demon babe but she fucking killed him, then he finds himself in hell, not exactly what he was going for but he figured more sex for him. Sadly in the few months he had been there the only fun time he did have involved a guy cyclops and it wasn't so fun for him. Atleast they had decent food down in hell.

With a soft sigh of resignation he made his way to the only place he could afford using what little money he could scrounge up, an icecream parlour covered in graphiti. Entering he found some fox demon talking with a green haired demon while a white haired girl with a horn sat between them kicking her legs while enjoying an icecream with a smile on her face. He brushed them off as a family that probably died in a wreck or something, maybe a villain attack for all he cared. What did catch his attention however was a blonde girl with pail skin, black eyes, C cup bust and small fangs who was looking over the flavours of icecream with a thoughtful expression.

With a cocky smirk the short demon saunted over to the blonde, confident he could gain her adoration, after all he survived a full month in hell, that has to be worth something!

"Hey there good looking, I'm Minorou Mineta." The short perv began.

With a mere glance the blonde rolled her eyes and went back to picking a flavour.

"I can show you a good time, what do you say good looking?" Mineta asked as he slapped her ass.

With a squeak of shock the blonde darted around, fangs bared as she growled at the short teen. "Piss off midget!"

"Ooh fisty, wanna go find somewhere private?" Mineta asked, completely missing every possible sign that he was screwed and not the good Kind of screwed. The demon behind the counter ran out the back door, leaving their lit cigarette on the counter and the sound of slowly grinding chair legs on the floor filled his ears.

"I'm sorry but did you just solicit my daughter in law?" The green haired woman asked in a voice that was too calm.

"Cant you see I'm busy you dumb bitch?" Mineta scoffed, ignoring the woman as he leered at the blonde.

The red haired demon just grinned widely at that, ready to enjoy the show.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" The green haired woman growled as the white haired girl glared at him and the blonde was cracking her knuckles.

"I called you a bitch now piss off." The cocky teen snarked.

"Nobody disrespects mumma Inko!" The blonde snarled before grabbing his throat in a vice and picking him up so their faces were level. She sniffed then gagged. "You smell like shit, I'm not eating this." With that, mineta found himself thrown out the window and across the street into a camping needs store, colliding painfully with several butane canisters, one of which started to leak after its spout was knocked loose.

"You made mommy and big sis toga mad." The small girl frowned in anger as she pulled a puzzle knife from her pocket and threw it at him. With a shriek mineta nearly fainted, the knife was inbedded mere millimetres from his crotch in the ground.

"You don't fuck with my daughters." The woman frowned. "And you DONT CALL ME A BITCH!" She screamed as she flung a stool at the purple haired midget, striking his head. He screamed in pain as he clutched at his face, the chair having stuck to his hair and sprung back to hit his nose only added insult to injury.

"Toga my dear, this is where you get to BURN his hide." Alister grinned widely.

"Oh, yay!" Toga grinned as she pulled a lit cigarette the demon that fled had left on the counter and flicked it across the street.

There was a brief moment where nothing happened then, the air inside the shop caught fire and the teen rolled around, screaming in pain before with a massive window shattering WUMP the canisters exploded and Alister cackled insanely as the midget tried desperately to extinguish the flames. One canister went flying out of the shop, flames shooting out of the spout as it rocketed down the street and into a Mongolian restaurant that Alister happened to know was Killjoy's favourite which promptly caught on fire too.

"Such beauty." Toga giggled as she watched the burning demons run around in a panic.

"It reminds me of the great fire of London." Inko sighed softly. "That was such a fun time."

"You madam are twisted." Alister replied with a large fanged smirk. "Here, have one on the house." He grinned as he pulled a card from an inner pocket of his suit, it simply read "one (1) favour redeemable with Alister equal to or lesser than 1000 souls, offer not available on fridays, public holidays, birthdays, unbirthdays, funerals, weddings, discount wednesdays, bar mitzvahs, Taco Tuesdays, weekends or newyears eve. In event of loss of limb, life, personal belongings or pets Alister is not accountable. Alister can be held responsible for loss of taste, sanity, insanity, loss of virginity, loss of genitalia and change in colouration of your pets."

"Huh." Inko uttered while reading the card.

"There is a story behind each and every word there my dear, perhaps we can discuss over tea?" Alister asked politely as he leant on his cane.

"Once my children are taken care of then you my good sir have a deal." Inko giggled softly. "I'll bring the hooks and chains."

"Ill bring the music and the food." Alister replied with a suave grin, both ignoring the pained screams filling the streets.

[Earrh, UA dorms]

With a terrified squeak izuku shot up fearfully.

"Oh, are you okay izu-sama?" Ibara asked in concern as she turned her attention to Izuku.

"I'm not sure, I just got a really bad feeling just then, like something just decided to piss on my grave." Izuku replied.

"It could be a tanooki, I often saw them in the grounds near the church." Ibara replied.

"Oh jeeze, its going to be weird visiting my own grave." Izuku groaned as he rubbed at his face before looking around. "Where did everyone go?"

"Charlie and Vaggie are just taking Momo to our room izu-sama." Ibara replied softly. "One of them should be down shortly to make sure you are alright."

"I'm fine ibara." Izuku sweatdropped.

"Call me ibara kun again please?" The vine haired demon asked pleadingly.

"A-alright Ibraka kun." Izuku replied hesitantly.

"EEEEEEEEEEEE! IZU-SAMA!" Ibara squealed in what could only be described in pure bliss as she squished her cheeks and giggled like a loonatic.

A click was heard before Nezu's voice was heard from a speaker in the upper corner of the room. "Plase be aware that if you two make a mess in the kitchen instead of the dorm rooms then you will be cleaning it up along with the teacher's lounge. That is all." The principal cackled loudly.

"WAIT FOR ME!" Charlie and Vaggie shouted as they barrelled down the stairs towards the still giggling vine demon and the now flaming teen who's fire was almost touching the ceiling despite sitting on the floor.

"Izu sama called me kun." Ibara giggled to herself with a dopey grin.

[The next day]

It was a clear morning in Japan and the students at UA were starting their second day. Aizawa as per usual was in his sleeping bag, not as per usual however was the fact he still had a homeroom class to teach along with Azazel who was standing in the corner taking notes, Mina was still wary of the angel and several of the students were trying to get momo to tell them where the blades and scars came from along with her sudden change in eye color.

"Please leave her alone, its just a quirk evolution." Izuku explained for the quiet girl, she had barely said anything since the night before, only asking if she was a monster now before Charlie and Izuku had to convince her she wasn't while Vaggie kept Ibara from finding someone to kill for momo's condition.

"SHUT IT DEKU!" Bakugo snapped as he stormed in with a cat carrier which he put on Izuku's desk. "Here, the old hag won't let me keep him."

"Goose!" Izuku grinned excitedly as he saw the cat lounging lazily within the carrier.

"Bakugo you better not of brought a viscous winged asshole into the classroom." Aizawa deadpanned.

"WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT GOOSE!" Bakugo snarled in anger. "That cat is fucking awesome!"

"Cat?" Aizawa asked suddenly next to izuku who was scratching the cat's ear between the bars making the cat purr. "...I call watching him during class today."

"What?!" Mina shouted as she stared at Aizawa in shock.

"Adentdum, Aizawa likes cats, will suggest ms Joke invests in Cat girl outfits." Azazel muttered to herself as she made another note in Aizawa's page of her book. She absently ducked under the piece of chalk thrown at her by said hero, she had long gotten used to dodging projectiles while writing when she was searching hell for the meaning of love.

"Huh, cute." Tokoyami uttered while his twin nodded her head in agreement. Shoto merely blinked then nodded aswell, an asshole his father may be but even he had a softspot for cats.

Koda, who's love of animals was well known to the class already was writing up a meal plan to spoil the cat without making it overweight while Jirou was merely ignoring the cat along with Sero and Reiko. Iida was reciting the rules on pets in the school while Kendo and Tsu were busy trying to cheer up Momo still. Nobody could tell what Toru was doing exactly given the only indication she was even there was a floating uniform. Uraraka however was making baby noises at Goose and giving him some sardines from her lunch while keeping the white rice to herself.

"Aww goose." Izuku smiled softly as the cat curled up, gently grabbing his finger between his paws while purring.

"Why did the wannabe hand grenade even compliment such a cutie?" Ochako cooed at goose.

"FUCK YOU!" Bakugo snapped. "Goose has a fucking awesome quirk, he can eat anything, even shit as big as a tire!"

As if to prove a point, or merely be a nuisance, it was hard to tell with cats, goose coughed up a tire which broke open the cage before bouncing off the back wall and knocking over an empty book shelf. He then proceeded to stretch out on the remains of the cage with a yawn and grab onto Izuku's arm, curling up asleep.

"That cat's shown more potential than half the class already." Aizawa said bluntly making most of the class freeze with fear. "That said, I'm not your teacher today."

"You're not?" Ochako asked.

"No." Aizawa said bluntly as he started to pat goose much to the cat's enjoyment.

"I AM HERE... COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON."

End.

Thoughts?