Darkest hero

Q&A

Jlargent: yes it will be agreed to not let the rodent into the afterlife for fear of armageddon.

Triton0501: need i remind you that in BNHA if you don't have a heroic/useful quirk then society treats you like crap. Izuku got assaulted daily by a student with the ability to create nitroglycerine based explosions and nobody did a thing to help him or stop the damage unless bakugo was effecting those with quirks too as seen when the teacher at Aldera tells him to knock it off and settle down only after the rest of the class gets distracted yet not while Izuku has his desk exploded and notebooks burnt. Villainous quirks are also frowned upon such as the case with Toga who's parents shunned her due to her quirk making her crave blood, they could of just bought it pretty cheap from a butcher's (I should know, it is useful when cooking certain things such as blood pudding) the only reason the media lost their shit was due to the fact that these were UA students ergo they had good quirks which given the MLA controls a portion of the media means they would obviously blow up at the heroes for it and try to undermine them. Please don't sprout the entire "youre over reacting, nobody acts that way" thing if you don't bother checking how the universe works. America is considered a hell-hole in BNHA by the japanese due to public and casual quirk use but as we see in the flashbacks it is just modern America but with flying cars and the occasional villain just like Japan has. It would be a bit like you saying Paw Patrol doesn't work the way it does because dogs can't drive.

4597Boss: yeah HIM may be a touch too hard to write the only times they loose seem to be when dealing with a trio of super powered girls who are capable of leveling cities just by playing as seen in the power puff girls movie. I don't think anything short of All Might can even scratch HIM.

Qazse: sorry can't help with Alastor's name there, my auto correct keeps changing it to Alister and I have given up, even to get that one right spelling i had to edit it six times to get it to stick.

Chapter 13: IMP

Bakugo growled in anger as he glared at the blank padded metal door infront of him. After the red haired Alister had left Cementos had shunted him into a detainment room to wait for the cops to show up, something about stupid procedures.

"Fucking Rock headed bastard." Bakugo snarled to himself as he turned his attention to the quirk nullifying shackles that were on his wrists and linked by another chain to a bench which was bolter to the floor.

"Oh how the rising star crumbles." A snide voice taunted. Standing in the corner of the cell was a red and white skinned being barely taller than he was with large black horns that were striped with white segments. They were wearing a black tuxedo with red tie and pink undershirt. "I don't normally deal with this shit personally but that asshole Stolas got hungry again so I flew the coop." They shuddered.

"YOU WANNA DID SHITTY RED VITILIGO BASTARD?!" Bakugo shouted in anger.

"Pft, I'm from hell Dumbass." The being snorted a laugh. "Now, you have two options, one calm the fuck down and live! Two, I put a hole right between your eyes and feed you to Stolas."

"You wouldn't dare you shitty extra!" Bakugo growled.

"Try me." The being glared as they pulled a metallic grey revolver from the inside of the front of their pants, drastically reducing any previous bulge.

Bakugo growled darkly before the door was slammed open making the being jump and fumble slightly with the revolver.

"What are you doing here Blitzo?" Charlie asked sternly as Vaggie pulled out her spear.

The now named Blitzo replied, "simply put, kid has a hit on him with a provision that if he behaves then he gets to live. Also, do NOT pronounce the O in my name."

"And who put it?" Vaggie asked sternly.

"Some short Cenobite lady." Blitzo shuddered. "Nasty thing but between doing one contract or having them kill a horse infront of me, I took the contract."

"Then why show up yourself, you're not one for dirty work." Charlie frowned.

"Stolas is hungry for dick and bird beaks aren't exciting." Blitzo deadpanned.

"Fucking gross." Bakugo scoffed.

"I'm sorry but are you Homophobic?" Vaggie growled as the grip on her spear tightened drastically.

"No the bird thing." Bakugo huffed.

"Anyway.... can I kill him?" Blitzo asked as he gestured at Bakugo with the revolver.

"Yes." Vaggie deadpanned.

"No you can't." Charlie stated at nearly the same time earning a look from Vaggie. "Human law is taking care of him, he still has a chance for redemption."

"Just fucking great." Blitzo groaned as he dragged his palm down his face. "Youre about as bad as CHERUB."

"Hey, Charlie is no hypocrite." Vaggie growled back.

"Dumb cross eye bitch." Bakugo scoffed.

"Do you SERIOUSLY WANT TO DIE?!" Vaggie screamed as she pointed her spear dead at the blonde's throat while Blitzo pressed his revolver to his head.

"Lets all just stay calm and put our weapons away, ok?" Charlie asked attempting to defuse the situation. "Otherwise things are going to get messy."

"Fine." Blitzo huffed as he returned his revolver to the previous location much to everyone's disgust. "Can I atleast get a form saying he is being taken care of? I don't want to see a horse turned inside out thank you."

"And who the hell is this?" Aizawa sighed tiredly from the doorway, Nezu peaking out from his scarf and a pair of officers behind them.

"Blitz, head of IMP, that is Immediate murder professionals." Blitzo gave a mock salute to the officers who quickly drew their handguns. "Easy easy! I haven't killed anyone, my visit is more of a behaviour check on the pomeranian."

"SHUT IT SHITTY ASSHOLE!" Bakugo snarled in anger.

"More demons? What the fuck is with this city?" One of the officers asked rhetorically with an eyeroll.

"He's from the same city as us, mortal weapons won't do a thing other than sting a lot." Vaggie shrugged. "I can't do much and as long as he isn't hurting anyone Charls here probably won't either."

"Hehe. Sorry." Charlie tittered nervously. "Can't really interfere with IMP without annoying their backers which annoys dad."

"What the fuck you waiting for? SHOOT THE FUCKER!" Bakugo snapped.

"Now now, no need for that. The HSC has threatened to shut us down if you don't pass so sadly we have to take you as a student in the hero corse." Nezu sighed.

"You got to be fucking kidding me." Vaggie groaned.

"Nezu, I swear to God." Aizawa growled.

"Yes he will be in your class, the officers are just here to escort him home." Nezu stated. "I also don't like my grandfather's name being taken in vain."

"Ignoring that terrifying thought, I demand a second raise." Aizawa deadpanned. His only response was a cackle from Nezu that made even the demons present shudder in fear.

"Fuck you." Aizawa deadpanned at the laughing rodent.

"He is never aloud to meet up with Alister." Vaggie harshly whispered at Charlie. The blonde only nodded in agreement. Such a dou would cause as much of a mess as Kratos did back before the fall of Greece. Nezu's ears twitched slightly, unnoticed to everyone as a small smirk formed on their face.

"Off you go now, you'll recieve a letter detailing everything within the next few weeks, tata." Nezu cackled as he tossed a pair of keys at one officer and burried himself back in Aizawa's scarf.

[Elsewhere]

Moxxie groaned in pain, Millie laid next to him with a satisfied grin and a mallet in hand.

"Have we learnt our lesson?" Millie grinned.

"Don't steal from the cookie jar." Moxxie groaned.

"Aaaaannnnddd?" Millie grinned savagely.

"Youve got a good swinging arm?" Moxxie asked his wife only to get a slap as Millie bolted up with a frown. "Ow! What the crumbles was that for?!"

"Its our anniversary asshole!" Millie shouted as she slammed her fist into Moxie's gut making him flinch in pain. "Go die in a ditch!" She huffed before stalking off.

A distant cry of "CLOTHES!" From Loona and "SHUT UP FURY!" Followed by the sound of knuckles on flesh and a slamming door marked her departure.

"I love her but oh that smarts." He winced as he sat on the bed covered by only a blanket. "Wonder why I forgot?" He muttered, not realising the memo board he usually kept the reminders on had been knocked behind the desk a few weeks back after he tripped on a loose shirt of the floor.

Alister voice soon flittered over the radio kept in the corner of the room. "Greetings and salutations ladies and gentlemen of hell, do I ever have such marvellous news for you about Hell's royalty today. Let's start with a certain green bean shall we?"

End.

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