Darkest Hero

So someone asked if given the presence of multiple hells from different series will result in certain characters popping up. So let's put it this way and give reasons why/why not someone would show up.

Slayer/Doom guy:

Why: Theme fits, number of crossover attempts, sort of works story wise.

Why not: Nobody will survive, Hell would probably be empty, pain in the ass to write silent OP characters for a story writer's perspective outside video games.

Bill Cipher:

Why: Literally a demon, sings, likes to "help" by making deals.

Why Not: Doesn't really fit in with Hazbin Hotel or BNHA, insane, sings, Power list is a bit OP. A X O L O T L happened.

Guts:

Why/Why-not: see Slayer, also cured to stay in hell if I remember right

Hudson Abadeer

Why: Demon king, not the best father but he tries (sometimes),

Why not: Jerk, eats other people's fries, eats souls, all around annoyance.

Ice King:

Why: Truly cares despite his mental illness brought on by the ice crown, when not kidnapping princesses or writing bad fanfiction (I am a hypocrite) he is a kind man, likes penguins, sacrificed his sanity to protect Marceline from mutants.

Why Not: Not a demon, just cursed by the crown, also not sure if it is possible for them to exist as is in the current timeline for the series. Kidnaps princesses.

Now all that is out of the way onto the main story.

Chapter 12: Medical Ward and fathers

Aizawa growled lowly to himself as he slammed his head once more against a random wall in Recover girl's medical ward. He kept repeating the same mantra to himself. "There can't be more demons." Across from him sitting at her desk Recovery Girl rolled her eyes as she filled out the basic forms Vaggie had provided to the elderly nurse. All up it was a basic hotel resident form for Happy Hotel, citizenship papers for Hell which Vaggie was helping her with and a medical report chart which the moth demon left for the nurse. Izuku meanwhile was still out at the arena digging his former friend out of the rubble.

The basic resident form was quite simple, it only required name, age at death, stay in hell, gender(s), basic description, quirk, demonic abilities, dietary restrictions and allergies and finally Sins. The form ended up filled by the time the other exam areas had been fully cleared and most of the examinees were sent home. Only a few had remained behind. A girl from the support class exam called Mei Hatsume who had to wait for a pickup truck to arrive to haul her stuff back home and the local demons and Momo who were now living on campus for the foreseeable future with Momo leaving her family properties in the hands of the resident staff for as long as needed.

"Stop trying to kill yourself, I'm one of only TWO people who handle paperwork at the hotel and I am NOT wanting any more." Vaggie warned Aizawa before tossing a pencil at the brooding teacher.

"Don't get me wrong but I don't plan on dying soon." Aizawa stated bluntly, Vaggie rolled her eyes but went back to helping Recovery girl and everything was quiet for a few minutes, only punctuated by the tired hero's repeated mantra.

"That's what most people think." A chipper voice stated as Charlie skipped into the room with a burnt and bruised Katsuki bakugo who was bound and gagged who was dragged in by an exhausted looking Cementos.

"Charlie, we love you dearly but don't ever fill out the forms." Izuku groaned as he staggered in behind them, a mountain of paperwork taller than he was in his arms, a short red haired, pail skinned demon with a single yellow eye and a large, fanged grin skipped in next to him, a box of paper in her arms.

"Heya boss!" She chirped, shoving the box on the desk in front of Vaggie and recovery girl. "Found these in the drawers for housekeeping instead of admin."

"Hey Nifty, why are you here instead of keeping Baxter out of trouble?" Vaggie deadpanned at the cheerful demon.

"Oh I just asked Baxter to use the teleporter." Nifty shrugged before skipping over to the spare coats Recovery girl kept on the wall and put one on. "Oh neat, I'm a doctor! Paging doctor Nifty, the patient needs their eyeballs replaced!" She giggled loudly.

"Two things." Charlie stated. "One, how are things at the hotel? Two, you didn't teleport bread, did you?"

"Well yeah, it's all we had to test the device before I could go through that didn't involve losing something important." Nifty replied as Recovery girl snatched the coat back from the demon and tossed it in a laundry basket near her desk.

"I'll go deal with it." Izuku sighed as he dumped the paper on Charlie and walked back out the door.

"Explain. Now." Aizawa ordered.

"Baxter's teleporters often turn bread into full blown food demons." Vaggie supplied as she helped Charlie with the papers just before she lost her balance, sending it everywhere. "Joder, solo por qué?!"

"LANGUAGE!" Recovery girl snapped, whacking Vaggie across the arm with her cane.

"Who knew she could speak Spanish." Nifty hummed to herself before jumping onto the bed next to the vine haired demoness. "Oh hey I know her."

"You do?" Charlie asked.

"Yeah, Alister bought her into his spare room in the hotel." Nifty replied honestly as she began to kick her legs back and forth.

"ALISTER!" Charlie screamed, her horns, claws and blood red eyes were visible for a few moments making Aizawa gulp nervously and recovery girl nod in understanding, having on more than one occasion wish she could do similar when dealing with a certain buffoon.

The room got darker as radio static filled the air, reality itself seemed to glitch like a television with really bad reception as the buzzing grew louder and Vaggie pulled out her spear defensively and Cementos dropped into a fighting stance before with a loud fuzzy buzz a black pointed shoe attached to red pin stipe pants stepped out of the darkness, a cane topped with a old style microphone not used since before the dawn of quirks appeared next before the figure fully stepped out. Standing there in all his smug glory was Alister, the radio demon and one of the most feared beings in all of hell in his signature red pin stripe suit, his crimson hair spiked up as always and his dark pink monocle was as always balanced neatly on his cheek.

"You called your majesty?" The demon grinned widely, his yellow eyes scanned the room with disinterest until they fell apon the unconscious vine haired demon. "Ah, that is where she went to."

"Alister what did you do?" Charlie asked as Nifty shot under the bed to hide, taking a few loose papers from the floor with her.

"Oh simply put This little sinner was preaching falsely when she was ripped in twain by one of the upcoming attractions and devoured. I merely found her first and decided to help." The radio demon grinned with a bow. His cane stretched out behind him with his other arm across his chest. Bakugo merely growled through his gag like an enraged chihuahua, going unnoticed by many. Cementos shushed him while keeping his eyes on Alister.

"And why?" Vaggie asked while glaring daggers, knowing full well how the demon operated.

"The same reason as any other person does anything." Alister grinned in a wide and unsettling manner, his head tilting to the right as he leaned forward. "Pure, unadulterated. BOREDOM!"

"Should have seen that answer coming." Vaggie deadpanned.

"If teleportation is common, why did she take the unstable teleporter?" Aizawa asked as he glared flatly at Nifty.

"Oh she just wanted the excuse." Alister waved it off with a more normal grin. "Anyway, now I know she is in good hands I will be off, I have a radio show to get to, toodles." With a burst of static, he was gone.

The room was silent for a few moments before the doors were once more opened and an exhausted Izuku stumbled back in now covered in a greenish brown dough. "Bread monster is dead."

"Hello green bean!" Alister shouted as he appeared right behind Izuku. The green haired demon screamed in fear, his hair caught ablaze and flared sever feet in height as he went rigid and fell over onto his side. "Such a joker, anyway have fun." With a wink the demon once more vanished.

"Fucking hell tell me he isn't going to do that often." Recovery girl panted slightly while clutching at her chest.

"Unfortunately we cant promise that." Charlie admitted as Nifty grabbed a fire extinguisher from the wall and began to spray Izuku before he could accidentally burn down the room. Further down the hall another scream followed by Alister's cackle reached their ears. "Sorry."

"Didn't he say he has a show?" Aizawa asked.

"Not for another few minutes sadly." Vaggie sighed as she checked the clock hanging from the wall above Recovery girl's desk.

"You're all problem children." Aizawa declared bluntly as Nifty grabbed a now foam covered Izuku and literally tossed the teen onto the bed next to the vine haired demon. What happened next shocked everyone as her vines shot out and wrapped around the catatonic teen and pulled him close. Once he was within arm's reach she wrapped him in her arms and legs while the teen turned bright red in shock and embarrassment, his hair thankfully not igniting thanks to the foam. "Izu-sama." The girl muttered softly but still loud enough to be heard in the quiet room. Even Katusuki was quiet, although it was more probably in shock of seeing his should-be-dead victim clearly since before the teen had kept behind and well away from the explosive blonde.

"I hope she stops that soon." Vaggie muttered darkly as he grip tightened on her spear while Charlie's usual smile grew strained.

"Teenagers." Recovery girl huffed.

"I'm demanding a raise." Aizawa deadpanned as he turned and left the room, headed straight for Nezu's office and officially done with this shit.

[elsewhere]

Azazel smiled as she sat in the local church, there was no service or sermon, just quiet as the priest went about his normal duties. A man with a white shirt with a gold tie sat down besides her with a soft smile. "Hello." he greeted them quietly without looking.

"Hello to you too daughter." The man smiled softly, chuckling quietly when Azazel whipped around, eyes wide at him.

"Father, you shrunk." Azazel uttered bluntly, too in shock to do anything.

"No honey, you've just grown." The man replied with a soft smile. "You've been behaving haven't you?"

"Of course father but, where have you been?" Azazel nodded softly as the priest made his way down the isles, a broom in hand.

"Ah hello you two, do you require any help?" The priest asked with a calm smile, his quirk simply gave him a pair of extra arms and as such his suit had been adapted for that fact.

"No, we're alright." The man replied with a soft smile and shake of his head.

"You remind me of someone." The priest hummed softly.

"Oh?" The man smiled softly with closed eyes.

"Yes, you rather do look like Morgan freeman." The priest stated.

"I do get that a lot." The man admitted.

"Sorry for disturbing but may I ask how long you will be?" The priest asked. "I have to clean the isles and I don't wish to inconvenience you two by blocking your path."

"Ah, I see, come along, I saw a nice icecream parlour down the street." The man smiled as he took Azazel's hand. "My treat. You still like waffles right?" Azazel nodded, drooling at the mere thought of one of the few pleasure foods aloud in heaven that she was more then wiling to indulge in. "When we're done we have a lot of catching up to do, like how is everyone? Is my sister behaving? Did you remember to wash behind your ears?"

"Father." Azazel muttered in embarrassment while the priest smiled in amusement and went back to cleaning once the two had left the church.

END

Thoughts?

Any characters you guys would like to see show up? Keep in mind characters like Guts, The Slayer, The Litch or Kratos who would just kill indiscriminately won't be showing up.