《Fundy x Dream》Chapter 1: A Little Suprise
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*Alarm* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *Bang* "UUUUUUUUH 7 AM already!" Moaned Fundy with his ears down. "*sigh* I better get breakfast." *gets up* "let's get my favourite dressing gown on." *puts on dressing gown*" Ok. *yawn* Where are my fox slippers. aah got them." *puts on slippers*. "Right let's get some breakfast." Said Fundy still annoyed that he had to wake up so early. He walks down the stairs and into the kitchen
*fridge opens* "Right what do we have in here... eggs aaaaaaand... YESSSS SAUSAGES!"He said as his ears sprung up. "MY FAVOURITE!" "the last two as well." "lovely." He got a pan and some oil and tuned the hob on. "Now then let's just crack the eggs put the sausages in and set the timer" "Now what can I do in the meantime... Let's just watch some YouTube. Who should I watch? Well, Dream has a new SMP so I'm gonna see how that's doing." So Fundy went on his phone went on YouTube and watched Dream's new SMP as the sudden loud time rang and made Fundy jump "Oh. My breakfast is ready... Finally." He got his breakfast, some ketchup and started eating. As he finished he licked his lips and put his dishes away.
He went upstairs into the bathroom and brushed his sharp teeth "Oh great I've Shredded another brush *sigh* guess I have to go to the shop again." He chucked the shredded toothbrush in the bin and went back into his bedroom it was 07:45 now he decided to get dressed to he took off his pyjama top exposing his orange silky fur and bright cream patch in the middle of his chest. He brushed his fur a couple of times with his hand. "God there is dust going everywhere I need a shower" so he went back into the bathroom and tried to turn on the shower but it didn't do anything. *BANG* Still nothing. *BANG* it spluttered a couple of time but the familiar multiple streams on freshwater started again "thats worrying." He said trying to figure out what the problem was. "Doesn't matter now anyway." He took his bottoms off and hopped in the shower making his fur heavy with water.
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He opened a new bottle of dandruff and squeezed half of it onto his fur making it even heavier he scrubbed his arms, legs, chest, hair, tail and genitals and rinsed it all out. He turned off the shower and got out, grabbed a towel and an oversized hair dryer and started to dry out. Afterwards, he looked like a ball of orange and cream fluff "At least I'm a lot lighter and not a wet heavy pile of fur." So he wrapped a towel around him and went to his bedroom. After that, he grabbed two combs hot glued together and started to groom his fur back to its normal self. After the process was complete he went into his drawers and got out his clothes. His old jacket and jeans. (The ones his actual Minecraft character wears) He got dressed grabbed his hat and phone and headed out.
He walked down the pathway past his neighbour's houses towards the local co-op. As he was walking he saw something. Something that he didn't like he stopped and looked. It was a chicken. He stared it down getting ready to pounce when all of a sudden he snapped back to reality. Shook his head a bit and carried on walking when he arrived he put on his face mask. (which was specifically designed for him because of his snout) He went in and got some more sausages a new toothbrush and some more dandruff as well as some drinks. He bought them and brung it home in a bag. On the way back he got a text from Dream. He was confused as to why Dream would text him but opened it anyway. He mumbled, "Hello Fundy as you know I am Dream we have recently created an SMP as you might know and we are going to invite you to join the SMP hope you get here soon to introduce you to everyone thanks bye." He looked frozen he didn't move until he put down his phone. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!" and raised his fist In excitement.
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