*chelsea briggs voice*

Hi people so here is another amazing interview with another our lady who is for some secret reason is in love with babies and she has got a quite valid reason for that too.

She is yet another wattpad celebrity of wishes to be an english teacher one day! She is sweet, smart and shy? you got me right ! you could call her a goody goody two shoes? i am not sure but yeah she could be classified as one!

Please welcome none other than

author of call boy and call me daddy... ---- 1d jollgwood(*clapping and hooting)

the interview is below

italics mean my persona opinion!

THE INTERVIEW --

Me: Describe yourself and everything you want us to know regarding you and your life? What is the mystery behind your username?(I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT)

Jolly: I'm 15 (until February) and I'm in school currently. I live in the UK and I very much like to think that I'm quite a chill gal. I tend to tell people that I have a busy life so I can make an excuse for not updating regularly but really I spend most of my time worrying about how busy my life should be but I'm not making it busy because I don't have the energy(?¿). And therefore I never have time to update. I cannot remember how I chose my user name, it was 2012. And I don't want to change it because it's too much hassle aka no one will know who I am.

Wow lady control your out of control emotions! this girl is suspicious!!

Me: What are your inspirations? And hobbies and secret talents? /

Jolly: It's bad because I cannot think of any inspirations to me, personally. I mean, you have the cliché music, celebrities and movie quotes etc. But yeah, I don't know if I can give an intellectual explanation on my inspirations. How about a quote that has inspired me to think differently? Okay, so-- "Everybody wants change, but nobody wants to change." Good, eh?

I'm going to put 'writing' under the category of my hobbies to hide the fact that I have so few. I love badminton, analysing and criticising movies (It's the saddest of hobbies) and I loooove cooking/baking. I love to bake- strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy.

One of my secret talents is not a very interesting talent. But anyways, I have a weirdly good memory. I can read things and remember every word instantly. And I can remember sounds well, too. Last week, I was calling my friend from Virginia and her dog started barking and I just said "That sounds just like a Pomeranian's bark" and she's like "Wtf how do you know I have a Pomeranian", and I had to explain how I can remember certain (dog) sounds.

ANYWAYS, ENOUGH OF THAT. I can act pretty well, and I can (modestly) make people laugh.

My final conclusion after reading this interview is that everyone here has completely truly lost their minds #longlivethecrazywattpadauthors.

Me: List your favourite-

- Actor/actress

-TV show and movie

- Authors and books

-subjects

-other?

Jolly: Favourite actress- Susan Sarandon

Actor- Tom Hanks

TV show- South Park/Impractical jokers/Hardcore pawn (Ha-Ha

Movie- Forrest Gump/Kick Ass/ Pirates of the Caribbean(3)

Authors/books- Is it bad that I don't read?

Subjects- Maths, English, Art

Other- I like sharks?

Love for sharks is very dangerous beware kids!! Sharks bite! Even if aunty jolly loves them but still stay away!

Me: How did you come with the idea of your past 3 stories? Details!!!

Jolly: Okay, so- Call Me Daddy: I had the idea of the babysitter being involved with the husband without his wife and kids knowing for a while, the idea just came to me somehow. I didn't want to make it into a book, so I made it into a one shot. And now I just make that story up as I go along, people seem to like it. So, I just call it a one shot series.

Call Boy- I wanted to make a story of a religious family fostering a typical "bad boy" but I also wanted to make a story based on Harry being a male prostitute who struggles with addiction, so I decided to combine them together.

Crazed- I was always (and still am) interested in the paranormal and I am also interested in Harry Styles. It was quite a typical scenario of a therapist and patient, but I didn't think I focused too much on the secrecy, just the development of their relationship.

My dirty minds plays tricks on me when I see the word "therapist". Sorry kids

Me: What do you think of Anna Todd success? Does her story really deserve all the fame she is getting?

Jolly: She's achieving and I'm happy for her. I feel terrible for the amount of hate she's receiving off people. I think she should continue what she's doing. Buuuuut, if she was to write another book: send an important message to your readers, don't romanticise abuse, don't tell people that your female protagonist is a role model to young women when she's clearly letting herself be mentally imprisoned by her boyfriend. I know its fiction, and people need to understand that. But she shouldn't influence her audience to think that what she writes is okay. I haven't read the book, but I hope that at the end of it- he has changed into a decent person and the girl has gained a lot of strength and has become a much more powerful girl who doesn't let him treat her like he apparently did before. If there is no character development and they're still the same- then she needs to make it clear that she does not support their relationship because it's unhealthy. I had to delete one of my stories for sending a bad message, I was ashamed of it. Lol. Sorry for the long answer, I'm a feminist and I hate stories where the female is weak.

I am with you !!

Part 2: would you want your story to get published? See yourself as a writer in future? If not then what do you want to be?

Jolly: Being an author isn't something I think of being professionally; I just do it for fun. And if I could make a profession out of what I do, surely that would be cool? But I'd much rather be an English teacher.

Me: Is writing a bit of adult content makes you uncomfortable? Do you think it's a necessity these days?

Jolly: I hate writing sex scenes because they honestly bore me to death. I'm not good at writing it and I still feel uncomfortable when I write it. And it sucks because I know exactly what they're going to do and it my head it sounds really kinky, but then it comes out in writing and it's just eh.

I agree !!

Me: How did you come on wattpad? What was your first piece of creation in your life that was not related to school work?? . Comment on your readers/fans? Are they supportive or oppressive?? Recently I read a lot about the hate they give you on your story? What do you think of that?

part2: The Controversial quote from your story---

"It is crazy. You really think that your God loves when he lets millions of starving children die each year? What so loves about that?" He laughed pathetically and rolled his eyes before frost...

There is basically an online war going on? What would you like to say?

Jolly: I don't think I can categorise my readers, because every single one is different. Some are supportive and some are oppressive. I think... People give me criticism on what my characters think because they somehow believe that my characters' opinions are my own and that I'm a terrible person for writing such things. But the thing is, I should expect it. I put a warning at the beginning of the book that this will be offensive to certain people- and if they choose to ignore that, then it's their problem if they are hurt. This world is a magical place full of people, waiting to be offended by something. :)

I don't write about controversial topics to piss people off. I don't open my works and sling out my keyboard thinking "Let's annoy the fuck out of some people today." I just want a reaction of some sort. I want people to know, or to at least get an idea of how people take sensitive topics into perspective. I want to get reactions out of people, just so they can learn. I mean, if everyone in my story is like "Wow, I love God. He's great. Do not disrespect the Lord." The readers would just be like, "So?". Buttt, if I were to create a character to say "God is a load of shit. He doesn't exist, he does not love anyone." Then readers react with, "What? Did he really just say that?" And then, realistically, you will get both sides of an argument. And I want people to look at what they say and maybe even have a small fragment of a thought that says- "I never really looked at it that way before." And then, what we create, as a community, is... Empathy.

I can't help that people get too offended and stop reading, and I wish they could understand that I'm trying to tell them something important, or at least the characters are. The problem is that people are so shocked at what controversial topic has been discussed, they cannot read on any further. And instead of being angry at the character, they are angry at the author for even remotely thinking of writing it. And the truth is, I'm not even an Atheist.

I will continue to put sensitive topics into my stories and if it means losing easily offended readers then so be it. Certain things are not discussed enough and as a fifteen year old who writes for a young audience also, satire seems to be the only solution. And this isn't just about my story Call Boy; it's about another story called Titan too.

Wow now that's a great thing to say here

9.if you could create a holiday? what it will be for,when and why ?

Jolly: I want a holiday to celebrate babies and we will each have a baby and it will take place sometime in Spring because that's when it's easiest for the animals to get involved because that's when they have their babies OMG I love babies so much.

-_- *shocked and awkward face* ok I think you need to see a therapist now young lady...

Me: List-

- One bad and good thing about writing.

- One bad and good thing about being famous on wattpad.

- Three things you are so scared to do

- You prized possession (no phone, laptop)

- Things no one cares to know about you

- 5 strong predictions of world

Jolly: Bad thing about writing- accidentally deleting your stories more times than possible

Good thing about writing- reading people's comments

Bad thing about being wattpad famous- Being called Wattpad famous

Good thing about being wattpad famous- secretly liking being called Wattpad famous

3 things I'm scared to do- Sleep without a light/speak publicly/admit I'm wrong

Prized possession- any decent pair of leggings honestly

Things no one cares to know about me- I have a throat problem where I can't talk loudly for too long because it hurts. Aka if I get kidnapped and I have to scream for help I'm fucked// I'm not sociable // I LOVE TIRAMISU // When I was 12 I went through a scene phase and bought tickets to see black veil brides but I couldn't go and I still told all my friends I went to see them I feel so bad // I want to have a baby so badly :(((

Five predictions for the world- umm. More stupid people getting famous, more people getting offended... Maybe the death of Charlie Sheen? Hmmm??? I don't know, that's all I can think of.

Me: Describe all your rebellious acts to us in your entire life?

Jolly: I'm the least rebellious person you'd ever meet. It's not that I'm scared of getting in trouble, I'm just scared of disappointing people in general. I might have done something that I can't remember but honestly, the worst thing I've done is fight a girl when I was 12. I pushed her and she fell to the ground and I think it ended there. I didn't deserve to win.

Goof girls are bad girls that haven't been caught ;)..

Me: why are you so obsessed with babies??

Jolly: I am obsessed with babies because they are tiny and innocent and I just want to hold them close and never let them go. I love how they look, giggle, cry, drool- I just love them so much and I get upset when I think of babies not having families and being abandoned. I just love them and want one to keep forever :(

AWW YOU MAKE me fall in love with them all the time they are so adorable and I m going insane J

Me: "Mirror , mirror on the wall... if you could ask your mirror a honest truth question what it will be and why?

Jolly: I'd ask the mirror what the cure to Ebola was so I could save everyone but mostly because I want everyone to stop talking about it

And when I thought you going to do or say something noble.... But *takes a deep breath* still that's a good thing to ask the mirror J

Me: If you could be any other person for a week, WHO it will be and why? NAME three superpowers that you want?

Jolly: I'd be Kim Kardashian for a week so I could apologise for her nude photos. And my powers would be Spiderman's because he's like really flexible and he can swing from buildings. BUT THE POWER I WOULD LOVE TO HAS MOST WOULD BE TO FREEZE AND UNFREEZE TIME. LIKE I COULD BE TAKING AN EXAM AND BAM, FREEZE TIME SO I COULD CHECK EVERYONE ELSE'S ANSWERS

*high five* I would do that even though I wont use time freeze for seeing answers (exception is maths)

Me: what is the best and worst memories of last year???

Jolly: My best memory of last year was getting a ps4 and my worst memory of last year was breaking my ps4

You are one of a kind ;p *salute*

Me: What have you always wanted? did you got it?

Jolly: . I've always wanted a Twinkie and I did eat one a few months ago and I hated it. I do not have a sweet tooth and I never will. I can't eat a chocolate bar without feeling sick half way through, I just hate sweet food. And it hurts because I really love tiramisu but I can only eat a couple of bites without heaving lol. And today my mother bought me a cannoli and I took one bite and nearly threw up because it was so sweet. UGH

.?????

part2: Ugly and live forever? or be attractive and die in a year ?why?

Jolly: Aaaand, I'd be pretty and die in a year because I don't want to live forever.

Me: If you could have anyone locked into a closed room for a week who it would be and why? How will you torture them??

Jolly: My maths teacher. I'd torture her by making her watch an eight hour documentary on how not to be a fucking shit person

I wannna wanna wanna do it too* sings*

Part 2 :If you had a baby and you found out its not yours but switched with someone else what would you do ??

Jolly: Wait, what? I'd give it back to the parents! And find the baby that I apparently had. And I'd cuddle it a lot

AWW that's so sweet

Me: You were walking home alone and in the dark you see a stranger who would you want the stranger to be?? and why ???

Jolly: . Someone with no legs so they can't chase me?

That's really a brainy thing to do J

part 2: if you had a brainwashing machine who would you use it one and why?

Jolly: I'd brainwash Taylor Caniff. I'm sorry, I very much dislike him. I want him to get brain washed because then he can start his life again mentally and maybe he'll be nicer.

*face palm*

Me: What is your favourite food and the strangest food you have eaten(hint- it could be anything)

Jolly: My favourite food is chilli con carne with sour cream IT'S SO NICE. The most weird thing I've ate is caviar and it didn't taste very nice.

Me: What's the most creative thing you have done in your life?

When do you write best?

Jolly: I think the most creative thing I've done in my life is just writing in general. I hardly do anything to be creative, but in a sense I think that you must be very creative to make people laugh. This won't sound funny because it just isn't very funny, but someone in my school made a burn book about my grade- so then I made a 'freeze' book (opposite of burn lolol) about my grade but the comments about the people were just compliments. And at the time I thought I was hilarious and I was crying with laughter when I wrote it. I look back on it now and I want to punch myself

AWW THANKS A LOT !! I try my best to make everyone laugh even if they wont find it funny that is really the most adorable thing someone on web has said to me ..:)

Me: .What is your personal philosophy and where does your inner drive come from??

Jolly: Without sounding really cliché) My personal philosophy is that I think everyone should just try their best to be nice. Don't belittle, patronise, condescend, insult, or bully anyone- don't even bully bullies. Don't fight fire with fire. And don't try to be perfect either, as in- only a saint would be able to follow those rules I just gave. It's impossible to be perfectly nice 24/7- sometimes people will have a shit day and will want to take it out by being nasty to others, and people do that because they're human. I'm not good at getting my point across unless I'm writing a character in a book but what I'm trying to say that we will all have times where we won't be nice, we'll all have times where we want to see others fail because we don't want to fail alone: and it's understandable, it's always understandable- but it doesn't make it excusable. No, no, no. And I have horrible thoughts about people, and I mean- nasty things to say and if I said those thoughts to those people then I'd be the most terrible human being. I hate being mean to people when I'm pissed off because they always reply with something like "Wow, you're such a rude person" and in my head I'm like "omg no I'm so sorry, I love you". It's ignorant of me to not fully understand the term philosophy but I hope I answered the question right? I just believe that we should all love each other, so then the unhappy won't turn angry and make others unhappy. Sorry, I rambled and I probably don't make much sense

But yeah my inner drive comes my sister who I dislike, she just makes me want to do better than her because she's so mean to me omg. And it's bad that I think that way but I can't help how I feel lol. I wish she would just get herself together and this contradicts me because someone needs to tell her that she's not a very nice person, so she can learn

I probably sound like I'm trying to sound nice but I just know what it feels like to be unhappy about what people say (well, everyone knows the feeling) and I just can't imagine people feeling the same

I went off topic again I apologise.