《Helluva Harem》Morte Lumina
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[Waking up on Asmodeus' chest, the tension between you and him seemed to be non-existent. Fizzarolli was clenching on to you as if his life depends on it, whe Asmodeus had his arm over both you and Fizzarolli.]
[To ruin the moment you're phone started ringing. Using the biomass to grab it, you quickly answered it before anyone else could wake up.]
Alastor: Y/n! Are you there?
Y/n: Yeah, what's up?
Alastor: Well... We have a meeting to attend to. I was going to tell you but it slipped my mind, and I'm assuming the night with Asmodeus went well?
Y/n: Yeah, it did...and what's this meeting all about?
Alastor: It's easier if you just show up. How fast can you get back to pride?
Y/n: Couple of minutes, just need to take a shower.
Alastor: Perfect, I'll meet you at your place! Till then!
Y/n: Till then Alastor.
[Hanging up the phone, you got off Asmodeus. After your quick shower you changed into some more "professional" attire, which was really just a gas station green jacket with patches of skulls and bands on it, some black jeans, and a pair of black skate shoes. You prepared to leave the mansion, but left a note for Asmodeus explaining your absence.]
Y/n: [Taking out your blade arm.] Let's go home...
[Slashing the air, you combined your reaper powers with the blade. A pair of thin lines can be seen before a portal opens from them. Taking a step through, your back home.]
Angel Dust: Morning Sunshine, You going somewhere special?
[Looking at Angel Dust, you saw that he was wearing nothing but his underwear. The kitchen table had 3 lines of 'Magic Dust' all being separated by a razor.]
Y/n: What a way to start the day.
Angel Dust: Hey! You know that this is a hearty breakfast for me, and besides, this shit hits harder than any coffee you'll ever have.
[Angel Dust grabs a bill and rolls it up very tightly. He then takes part of the bill and inhales a Line of Cocaine.]
Angel Dust: [Sniffing] Y-Yup, still feels great!
[Angel Dust takes in a deep breath, letting the hardcore drugs take effect.]
Angel Dust: Sadly I can never get the same results anymore, built to much of a damn tolerance.
Y/n: Or maybe you're not finding good enough shit, I know you bought that crap from the vending machine.
Angel Dust: Hey it's cheap and Close by, I'm not going through all of hell for some more authentic stuff. [Puffing up his cleavage] Unless it's a night in the town.
[Alastor suddenly walks into the Kitchen, followed by Husker.]
Alastor: Y/n, it's always good to see you. Are you ready to go?
Y/n: Yeah, any reason why you brought Husker?
Husker: Special meetings, Alastor takes me as his plus one everytime. [Angrily] Would rather just stay at that crappy hotel than be anywhere else right now.
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Alastor: Oh don't be like that Husker, just imagine as a date with me. I know you've been wanting to go on one for awhile.
Husker: [Raising his Middle finger.] Fuck you and everything you stand for.
Alastor: That's the spirit!
Y/n: Do I need to take a plus one?
Alastor: it's not necessary but it's nice to take a friend out once and awhile.
Y/n: Hmmmmmmmmm....Angel how fast can you get ready?
Angel Dust: 10 minutes to change, I can do my makeup in the car.
Y/n: Then get ready then, we're going out.
[Angel Dust gives you a quick kiss on the lips and a quick squeeze on your ass before going to get ready.]
[After several minutes pass by Angel Dust comes back out with a fancy outfit. You're the only one with a casual urban attire, but you don't really care.]
Angel Dust: [Sarcastically] Jeez Y/n, at least try a little
Y/n: [grabbing Angel Dust by the hips] Y'know I hate formal attire, makes me feel all stuffy.
Angel Dust: [Grabbing your crotch] I know something that can fix that...
Y/n: Oh~
Husker: HEY! I'd rather get going than you two have a fuckfest.
Alastor: Oh leave them alone Husker, you wish we can do that all the time!
Husker: I DO NOT!
Alastor: Whatever you say my feline friend.
[Alastor only laughed before leaving, Husker following him. You and Angel Dust reached the Limousine Alastor brought with him.]
[The car ride was mostly silent besides from a couple of snide remarks from Husker, and a lot of flirtatious actions from Angel Dust. You and Alastor mostly talked business, who owned what, what happened here, who was killed there, Management and other topics. Alastor then reveals that he's been secretly collecting territory in your name. City's and districts under your 'Control'. He's been using them to set up information relays and trading spots, but he left most of it untouched.]
[Finally reaching your destination, you looked at the entrance. Neon lights plague your face and sharp geometric design makes you feel all sorts of sick. The name of the place was 'Morte Lumina'. A club for the elitist and Powerful.]
Alastor: Well shall we enter?
[The bouncer guarding the door stops you and the group, before looking at Alastor and Angel Dust. He simply scoffs before letting all four of you enter.]
[The Club was no different inside. Music blaring, lights flashing, and demons grinding and bumping on each other, even some just straight up having sex. Angel Dust stayed close to your side, instantly getting a bad feeling.]
Angel Dust: Always hated this damn place. Gigs here always end up too damn grabby for no pay. Makes me gag everytime.
Y/n: Just stay close, I won't let anyone grab you, alright?
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Angel Dust: Thank you...
[Alastor then walks up to a second bouncer, this one seems more laid-back.]
Bouncer: The deer boy shows up once again. You ready for your bullshit meeting?
Alastor: Oh please Atlas, the meetings aren't bullshit...that's Too generous!
[Alastor and the bouncer laugh at each other.]
Bouncer: And we have another veteran and a new comer. Angel, good to see you again, nice to see you in actual clothing and not whoring yourself for minimum wage.
Angel Dust: Ands it good to see you to Asshole, how's the biz?
Bouncer: Sleazy and Gross as ever, such a shame honestly. For such a high class establishment, it gets treated like a whore house.
Husker: You could treat it like ann actual Business.
Bouncer: But where's the fun in that? [Looking at you.] So the king of nothing makes his debut, gotta say I expected something more...Fancy, but who am I to judge, I'm just a lowely bouncer.
[The bouncer then presses a button that opens an elevator.]
Bouncer: Your groupies are waiting for you, and please enjoy your time here.
[Entering the elevator, Alastor presses a combination of buttons before the elevator starts moving.]
Y/n: He seems lovely...
Alastor: That's Atlas, he's this establishments owner. He just likes to be a bouncer.
[Reaching the floor, you walked passed rooms of people. They discussed mostly mundane topics and business until one caught your eye. It was Charlie's family and what seemed to be another family. You waved to Charlie and she waved back until her father saw you. He simply waved and you waved back.]
[Reaching your room, it was slightly bigger than the others, with a large table at the center. It was empty so you decide to take a seat.]
Alastor: We're a bit early, shall we order some grub?
Y/n: [Taking a look at the menu.] I want the endless wings, with Mango habanero. Extra saucy. AND THE GARLIC FRIES! WITH COLA!
Angel Dust: I'll just share with Y/n, and any sort of hard Liquor.
Husker: Just get me booze.
Alastor: And I'll take the jambalaya. Not as good as my mother, but it will suffice.
[Alastor takes a small piece of paper writing down your orders before pressing a button and handing it to a waiter.]
[Soon enough an unfamiliar face shows up, a sweet looking lady.]
Alastor: Rosie my darling! How've you been?
Rosie: I've been just peachy, the shop has been the same and all but as long as it stays that way I'm happy.
Alastor: That's good to hear, this is my business partner Y/n.
[Rosie then sticks her hand out I. Front of you, she was expecting the classic hello and kiss on the hand but you just gave her a simple hello. Your fingers in the 'blessing position'. Ironically enough it made Alastor laugh.]
Rosie: Afraid of me? How charming.
Alastor: Nothing like that Rosie, Y/n is just being cautious. I mean it is his first time after all.
Rosie: Your lucky it was me first Y/n, The three V's are going to show up soon enough.
Angel Dust: Wait Wait wait wait, WHAT!?!
Rosie: Bold move of you Y/n, to bring Valentino's plaything here.
Alastor: Ha...yeah....Y/N! Choose your media.
Y/n: What?
Rosie: Our little group runs on a type of media. I'm sure you heard of Alastor and his radio, Vox with his TVs and such, so what's yours?
Y/n: Uhhhh...Filming and recording?
Alastor: Like cameras?
Y/n: Sure
Alastor: The it's settled, you're the camera demon. Of course you have other attributes but for now you're the camera demon.
Y/n: Cool....Do I get any new powers?
Alastor: No, But of course a little bomb throwing maniac told me you still haven't locked your true potential, all your powers are from external forces, yet you never bothered trying what you had when you landed here in hell. Maybe it can help you.
Y/n: Right...
[The Door to the room then burst right open, three demons stood there before taking there seats. None spoke until you said the first word.]
Y/n: You assholes are gonna say anything or...
Vox: Ahh, Of course the terrorist is the first one to speak.
Velvet: As if you cared, all you do is sit in your ass watching fucking TV screens.
Vox: DO YOU SEE MY FUCKING HEAD!
Valentino: What has me more interested is the fact that he's sitting next to MY sweet little spider. [Patting his lap.] C'mon Angel Cakes, sit on daddies lap~
Angel Dust: Piss off, you limped dick prick.
Valentino: Oh? Is that back talk? How.... disappointing. [Taking a drag from his cigarette.] Maybe this would teach you a lesson.
[Valentino blew out the smoke, but it slowly shifted around, forming a hand. Angel recoils, trying to avoid getting slapped but the hand suddenly disappears.]
[Before anyone noticed your claw hands were aligned to Valentino's eyes.]
Vox: S-shit... he's fast.
Velvet: [Taking a picture.] The media is gonna love this.
Valentino: Ohhhh, is someone mad? Afraid I'm going to hurt their own cum dump? Your just Alastor side kick. Now be a. Good side kick and-
[Shifting your hand back to normal, you grabbed Valentino's face and sent a electric current through it. The room fills with smoke and the smell of burnt skin. Valentino screams in pain before moaning in lust.]
Valentino: Kinky motherfucker ain't you. [Biting your thumb softly.] Daddy can switch y'know.
Velvet: [Taking another photo.] Oh please can we just fucking start this shit before these two start raw dogging each other.
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