《Helluva Harem》THY MISSION
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I'll see you two later! Loona and I are gonna head down to gluttony for dinner.
Oooo! Somewhere fancy?
Nah, nothing like that.
We're heading down to a buffet.
The one that never makes you feel full?
Bingo.
Oh, you have to try the sushi rice. They just have trays of that stuff, it's the best!
Is it just the rice?
I mean they have sashimi, you can just grab that and make it yourself.
I'll keep that in mind. [Taking Loona's hand] Ready to go Loona?
Loona: Yeah, but this time im driving! You still have a limp and I want you to rest for now...
Y/n: Oh?
[Loona looks at you with a guilty smile.]
Oh! Oh~ Well, I should've... Prepared my apartment...
[Loona starts rushing towards the car, never letting go of your hand.]
WATCH IT, I CAN'T KEEP UP!
SORRY! Sorry, I just got a little... Nevermind
Uh huh, sure. [Tossing Loona your car keys] You get control of the radio, I'll listen to whatever you play.
Nah, I don't feel like listening to music. I just wanted to talk, y'know.
[Entering the passenger seat, you cranked up the A/C dials, after all the movement you did you definitely needed to cool down.]
Today was a fucking doozy, don't ya think?
[Grabbing the collar of your shirt] You had me fucking worried Y/n!
[Loona turns on the car and starts driving, her hands clenching the wheel tightly.]
Look, I'm sorry, but I just cant leave those two behind in that shithole.
Dammit Y/n! When will you understand that you don't need to play hero all the time! Your body is shot, you have a limp, and you haven't even took a moment to rest! You're fucked up and you know it! The fact you managed to survive a fucking surprise EXCORSIST ATTACK! Is a fucking miracle. [leaning closer to you, worried] It makes me want to believe in a god, and you know fully well how fucking elitist that asshole can be.
[With guilt] Loona, you have to understand. I do this because no one would've done it for me and-
[Snarling] BULLSHIT Y/N! I'D RISK EVERY LIMB I HAVE, FUCK IT, EVEN MY LIFE TO KEEP YOU SAFE!
[Pissed] AND I WOULD DO THE SAME LOONA!
[Loona gets startled by your yelling, she's barely seen you mad, especially towards her. She stands her ground.]
Y/N PLEASE! I CAN'T HAVE YOU DOING THIS SHIT! I LOST YOU ONCE AND I WON'T LOSE YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE RUNNING ON FUMES SINCE THE FUCKING ATTACK!
OHHH IT WASN'T A FUCKING ATTACK!
[Loona suddenly gets worried. The car swerves a little.]
W-What...what do you mean by that Y/n?
I was the once who caused the attack...in pride.
[Scared] Y-you're saying...you let the exorcist into hell?
Stop the car...
N-No...
Stop the car Loona...
No!
Y/n: Loona, I'm not gonna hurt you. Trust me, please. I never want to hurt any of you, I just want you to hear what happened to me. My side of the story.
[Loona looks at you, your arms raised showing your not a threat. She parks the car in a plaza or "square" A statue of lucifer at the center.]
Follow...
[Exiting the car, you walked around before sitting down on a bench. Loona sits next to you with a cautious face.]
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What happened Y/n, what the fuck happened.
Well...I'll start from what I saw in a dream. I was in pride, maybe it was wrath, or greed, It doesn't matter. Everything was...destroyed, burned, and I saw this...thing, Tall as a building, maybe larger. He had this Molten lava-like skin, or husk. All he did was just stare at me, like he's blaming me for what happened. I look around me, and I see you, except it wasn't really you. You were ripped in half, dead on the floor. That goes to everyone, Octavia, Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, EVERYONE LOONA! All dead. I watched in horror, but then I realized something, I had a blessed pistol in my hand. I did what I "had" to do and shot myself, then I wake up. The most unbearable pain where my heart should be. I blacked out, watching 2 versions of myself fight, my own body having a inner conflict with itself. It nearly killed me, but luckily enough, I puked all the nasty shit out of me, 2 copies of myself arguing. Uncle death took one and the other one went to me. That's why I have the claws and shit back, but recently my powers have just been kaput. I don't know what's happening, maybe they're readjusting itself but its been inconvenient. After that mess, I needed to clear my head, I wanted take a walk. Leaving my apartment I saw a package, no name, no address, just a box. I was too tired to question it so I just took it with me. Then I reached one section of the city, I get a phone call telling me to open the box. One twist and push later, that's when the explosion happened. And do you remember the thunder and lightning bolts coming from the sky Loona?
Y-Yeah, don't tell me that was-
Me... A lot of people died that day Loona, and I'm the reason why. This plague, the increase on heinous shit in hell. That's all my fault, that's why I have to fix this. I'm cleaning up my own mess. I want you, and everyone else to be safe, and if I get hurt, or die, so be it.
[Loona puts her hand on your shoulder.]
Y/n, are you stupid. I don't understand why you would do that to yourself. I get wanting to protect us, I get that you want to keep us safe, but why do you risk your life for it. We're just...We can't...I can't...I just... Why are words hard. Look Y/n, I don't want you to be like this, you risking it all is just plain stupid. What happens in the situation where you do actually die, you may have protected us, but what's the point in living if your not by my side, I'd rather die with you, or get hurt by myself than let you die. There is no obligation for this Y/n, your my boyfriend, and I'm your girlfriend, we both put 100%. Not 50/50, not 100/0, WE PUT IN 100%! If you ever, and I mean EVER do something like this, I will personally rip you limb from limb. I want you healthy, and well, I want you to have the cheery attitude you always have, I want you to smile even when everything is turning to shit, I want you to be there to comfort me when im having a shit day,
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[Looking at Loona, you started tearing up. Finally reaching your breaking point.]
I-I'm sorry Loona, I just... I don't know.
[Tearing up, patting you on the back] And that's fine, you don't have to know, But I want you to know this.
Wha-
[Loona didn't say a word, she just presses her lips onto yours. You've kissed Loona hundreds of times, but this one is different, this one had significance, and more passion that you have ever felt before. She didn't put her tongue anywhere, you could feel her heartbeat through her wrist, and neither of you were groping each other. The rare occasion where she did the first move, it felt special. You both held it for a moment before letting go. She looks into your eyes, and just smiles. As if this were the first time of you kissing, but this time its as if she is really saying the words.]
I love you, I love you so much Y/n, I love your body, the way you laugh, your cockiness, your badassitude, your...everything.
[The tender moment was short-lived. Your phone ringing, then Loona's. Something seems to be going on.]
Its from Blitz, I'll go wait in the car, you go answer your call and come back when your ready.
[Loona answers the call, walking towards the car. You checked your phone, getting a call from Stolas. You answered.]
Hey Stolas, Kind of a surprise to get a call from y-
[With Urgency] Y/n, Where are you right now!?!
I'm at that big statue of lucifer.
[Away from the phone] HE'S AT ARCHER SQUARE! [Towards the phone.] Y/n, I need you to listen very closely. You are NOT safe, Blitzy and I are on the way to pick you up, please stay away from the public and try to hide.
Uhhhhh Ok....
[You hung up and ran over to Loona.]
Blitz already explained everything, what the fucking is going on?
I have no clue...
[Suddenly all the Tv's around the plaza are covered by a certain overlord, despite having little to no interaction. You knew who he was through Alastor]
Take a look at this, Pride. The footage you're seeing was taken by a security camera near. This is the man that destroyed our city, our lives. Someone from your family died? Well, now you know who to blame. One of our own overlords of hell killing "Innocents", let me know, cuz we gotta get the word out on this terrorist. Wherever he is, we're going to make him pay.
Ah shit...
[Soon the TV's Turning on again, this time someone even more significant on the screen.]
Hello My little playthings! As you may know, we have a Little Overlord here in pride, going, what's the word? AWOL? You may know him by different names. The king of nothing, That Man-whore.
Gee thanks killjoy.
The Prototype, [Holding up a sheet a paper he was reading off of.] We even have some newer ones! The Prime Conduit, Exciting! The Devil, BORING! The Demon of Empire City...[Looking away from the camera] Do we even have a place in pride called Empire City? We do? That was the part that blew up? Oh... WHATEVER! The Terrorist! Really? that's all they got? [Crumbling up the paper and tossing it back] That doesn't matter, I know him as "The guy my daughter wants to bang". I once heard her call his name when she was alone pleasuring herself. Rather foul if you ask me. I didn't eat for days, its like when your a kid and learn that your parents had to fuck to have you, but worse.
Gross...
I'm getting side-tracked, I personally do not care about what happened to pride, BUT! A lot of you people seem to care, so I'm making this fun for me. Whoever kills this man, gets a very rewarding prize. What is it you may ask? The chance to marry my daughter! A CHANCE AT THE THRONE TO HELL!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Let's not make this one sided though, Y/n, if you are watching. If you manage to survive this manhunt, I will personally invite you to my palace. We'll have dinner and discuss..."Business". I know your capable of taking them down Y/n. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! [Looking away from the camera] Was that good? was my suit good? Were my teeth sharp?[You heard a door busting down through the TV]
DAD! WHAT THE FUCK!
Charlie! How are you?
[The camera pans over to Charlie in her demon form. Screaming is heard before the camera shatters, turning it off.]
Shit...
[Finally a van shows up, Blitzo behind the wheel and Stolas in the passenger seat]
Loona! Y/n! Are you guys ok!?!
We're fine, nothings happened yet.
[A bus pulls up to the square that's when you caught your first sight... The Reapers. Before the blast, they were just a bunch of sinners itching to for a crumb of power. Now they own the Neon District, ready to kill anyone trying to take it back.]
[Reapers flood the streets, all brandishing blessed guns. One takes aim at you and fires.]
OH FUCK! GET IN! GET IN!
[You entered the van but some stray bullets hit you. It hurts like a motherfucker. Blitzo takes off, everyone shifts around from the sudden motion.]
FUCKING DAMMIT, THAT HURTS!
STOLAS, HAND LOONA THE FIRST AID KIT, IT'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT!
[Stolas hands Loona the first aid kit in a hurry.]
Take your shirt off!
Dinner....first....[Laughing before coughing up blood.] That fucking hurts.
STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY Y/N! YOUR'E DYING!
[Before you could take your clothes off, Blitzo hits a road bump. The supplies flying everywhere.]
FUCK!
[Loona tries to grab the supplies to help you but the car is shaking everything around. You looked towards the back of the car. A spare car battery sits there untouched.]
Y/n: Loona, grab the...car battery in the back.
[Loona grabs the battery and hands it to you. You didn't say a word, you just grabbed the batteries terminals and drained the battery.]
PHEW! Much better!
[You showed Loona your sealed bullet wounds, she hugs you.]
Your one lucky bastard you know that.
[Before you could say anything to Loona, shots are fired through the van. Demons on motorcycles, cars, trucks, and other vehicles are on your tail.]
FUCK!
Shit...Loona.
What!?!
Get ready to rip me limb from limb!
W-what? Wait...Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
[Loona tries to stop you from leaving the van through the window, but she was to slow. You transferred yourself to the roof of the van.]
Y/n: [Taking a deep breathe.] Memento Mori...remember, you must die.
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