《Helluva Harem》The Dream
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Blitzø: Why does this place always smell so damn fucking fishy.
Y/n: It's the Ocean, there's fish.
[You finally got to sit down at the beach. Everyone in their on little area's mingling around.]
Katie Killjoy: I tell you one thing, this what I fucking needed.
Y/n: I'm surprised you manage to get here Killjoy.
Katie Killjoy: I don't give a shit if I'm supposed to be bound to pride. I need to leave that shithole of a ring.
Y/n: Be aware, when you go back you're gonna have a killer headache.
Katie Killjoy: Isn't it stupid. How we can't just fucking freely travel around? Makes me want fucking grab our king by the throat and fucking choke him out.
Charlie: Can we please not talk about my dad here, I just want to enjoy my day with out thinking about it.
Katie Killjoy: Can it princess, last thing I need to hear is your voice.
Y/n: Easy Katie, Charlie is trying to be hospitable. You don't have to be hostile towards everyone. No one's your enemy.
[Katie looks at you with guilt but eventually caves in.]
Katie Killjoy: [Sigh] Sorry, I'm just... I don't know.
Charlie: It's fine, I'm going to head over there now. [Pointing towards Vaggie floating in the water.]
[Charlie walks away from the small group, your left alone with Katie.]
Y/n: You know, your nice to be around when your not shouting insults and slurs.
Katie Killjoy: And your not an asshole when your thinking with your dick.
Y/n: Excuse me, I barely think with my dick.
Katie Killjoy: Oh please, I know the only reason your with me is you can get a piece of this. [Pushing up her bosom]
Y/n: Or maybe consider I'm friends with you cause I wanted to.
Katie Killjoy: Ha! You're such a fucking liar.
Y/n: Honest Killjoy. Why did you think I invite you here.
Katie Killjoy: To see me in a bikini?
Y/n: Wrong, I invited you so you can mingle with my friends. Start having friendships and shit like that.
Katie Killjoy: And exactly how many of your "friends" are actually friends.
Y/n: Are you really asking who I'm in a relationship with.
Katie Killjoy: I'm just curious.
Y/n: Well Angel Dust, Millie, Loona, Stella, Octavia, Moxxie, Verosika, Fizzarolli, and Asmodeus are dating me. But there are some people I don't know how we feel.
Katie Killjoy: And that would?
Y/n: Mayberry, Martha, Cherri, Sallie, Lin, Blitz, Stolas, Crymini, just to name a few.
Katie Killjoy: And who's just a friend.
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Y/n: Vaggie, Alastor and his crew, Vortex, Uncle Death, of course there's people I haven't talked to in awhile but overall I try to talk to everyone.
Katie Killjoy: And where do I fall under this.
Y/n: Wherever you want to be.
Katie: [Blushing] What does that mean!?!
Y/n: Where ever you want to be Katie. If you want to be just friends then we're just friends. If you don't know then you don't know. If you want to date me then just ask. We can test the water and see how things play out.
Katie Killjoy: So if said let's have sex right now, you would do it?
Y/n: Dinner first Katie, dinner first.
Katie Killjoy: Then sex?
Y/n: [Taking a cigarette out and lighting it.] If you're ready.
[You took a drag off the cigarette. The nicotine burns like hot coals but the taste of smoke satisfies you. Katie Killjoy joy sticks her hand out and you let her take a drag.]
Y/n: Y'know... Why do cigarette suck no matter where you are.
Katie Killjoy: Cheers to that. Always hated this shit but it's the only stress reliever you can get for a few bucks.
Y/n: Even then, it's just a shitty excuse of a drug. Same with coffee.
Katie Killjoy: Atleast coffee and cigarettes work together.
Y/n: I guess so... You ever smoked weed before?
Katie Killjoy: Nah, I'm not one foot that hippie bullshit. You might aswell do cocaine or meth if you want a real drug.
Y/n: Hey! Weed ain't so bad, you could definitely use it I think.
Katie Killjoy: No fucking way I'm going to do that pushy shit.
Y/n: How 'bout this, you try some Mary Jane, and I'll do something you want.
Katie Killjoy: Anything?
Y/n: Within reasonable boundaries.
Katie Killjoy: Deal.
Y/n: [Taking Katie Killjoy's hand] Great let's go.
[You lead Katie towards Vortex, she didn't bother removing her hand. She liked the feeling honestly, it had warmth.]
Y/n: Vortex...
Vortex: Y/n...
Y/n: [Smiling] You son of a bitch!
[With your free hand you and Vortex clenched each others hand.]
Vortex: How've you been man?
Y/n: Been good, killing, living, the usual shit. You?
Vortex: Same shit, different day.
Y/n: Verosika give you a raise yet?
Vortex: With how much booze she's been drinkin'? I'm not even going to bother.
Verosika: [Raising the middle finger from her beach chair.] Fuck you to.
Y/n: Hi Verosika.
Verosika: Hey Y/n, How's hell treating you.
Y/n: Just peachy.
Verosika: Lucky bitch, the fucking music industry won't let me get a break. I'm not even supposed to be here right now.
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Milky: Verosika is supposed to be at the recording studio right now.
Verosika: But we have Josh filling in, boy he sure is gonna love the managers ripping him apart limb from limb.
Y/n: Why do you hate Josh so much?
Kiki: We don't, he's just really unlucky.
Ace: He honestly deserves a raise from how much shit he gets.
Y/n: Unfortunate... Anyways, Vortex. You got any hash on you?
Vortex: Nah, if you want some weed I think that lady over there has some.
[Vortex is seen pointing at Cherri Bomb. You thanked Vortex and said goodbye to the crew for the moment. You walked over to Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb.]
Y/n: Hey sluts.
Angel Dust: I maybe a slut but I'm your slut.
Cherri Bomb: Hey Y/n, been awhile.
Y/n: That it has.
Angel Dust: So when are you getting in the water Y/n? I wanna see if I can get your shorts off without you noticing.
Y/n: Soon enough, I'm just trying to help Katie with something.
Cherri Bomb: And that is?
Y/n: You have any weed in your Cherri?
Cherri Bomb: A couple of grams. [Pulling out a large baggie filled with buds.] More like a shit ton of grams.
Y/n: Can we get some?
Cherri Bomb: Yeah, literally the reason why I brought it. I wanted to share with anyone who wanted some.
[Cherri Bomb tosses you that bag. You catch it.]
Cherri Bomb: take as much as you need. Careful though, this is some strong shit.
Y/n: How strong?
Cherri Bomb: Moon rock.
Y/n: Oh shit... You're not playing.
[You grabbed a couple of buds, some for your own use later.]
Cherri Bomb: Take the bag, I'll tell people to look for you if they want some, and here take this.
[Cherri Bomb hands you a bong.]
Cherri Bomb: Have fun you to.
Y/n: You want to join in?
Cherri Bomb: Maybe later, I just want to watch the ocean.
Angel Dust: She's boring isn't she
Y/n: Nah, I respect it. The ocean is a beauty, even in hell.
Angel Dust: You guys are so corny.
[You went back to your usual spot and sat down. Katie sits down across from you.]
Y/n: [Preparing the bong.] Ok so when I tell you to breathe in. Do it.
Katie Killjoy: You ever do this often?
Y/n: After a work day maybe. [Putting the bong up to Katie's mouth.] Here, get ready.
[You took a lighter and lit up the bud, after a couple of seconds you took out the bowl piece.]
Y/n: Breathe in.
[Katie Killjoy managed to get all the smoke into her body. She was about to cough but she managed to hold all of it in her lungs for a solid 20 seconds before letting it out.]
Katie Killjoy: Wow that fucking sucked. It tasted like grass.
[You hit your bong rip, equally as good as Katie's.]
Y/n: Give it a moment.
[As you set the bong down someone else grabs it.]
Octavia: Don't count us out.
Loona: C'mon get that shit ready before they get high.
[Octavia quickly prepared the bong before getting a big rip out of it. Loona then prepares her hit, then joining you.]
Y/n: We're gonna be fucked up.
Octavia: Yup.
Loona: Like it matters, we're having fun today.
Katie Killjoy: I don't know how you guys can smoke oregano and find this fun.
Loona: Give it some time.
Octavia: Did any of you eat?
Y/n: Nope, this shit is gonna hit like a truck.
Katie Killjoy: We we're supposed to eat?
Loona: I had a sandwich before, I should be fine.
Octavia: You two are fucked.
[After sitting for 30 minutes, all four of you were feeling the ultimate high.]
Katie Killjoy: Y-y/n.......How long..........does this....last?
Y/n: Tomorrow, hehehe.
Octavia: We're.........gonna feel this.....after waking up.
Loona: Hahahaha.......yyyyyup.
[As time passed, the higher you got, eventually people started leaving and saying their goodbyes for the evening.]
Blitzø: Loona let's go, we have a busy day tomorrow. Y/n, I need you early tomorrow. We just got a big contract.
[None of you said anything, You just sat there watching the ocean. Some people came by saying goodbye but you were zoinked out of your mind. Your pretty sure Cherri was trying to confess that she liked you but you were just way to far out.]
Angel Dust: Maybe next time Cherri. He's up in space.
[Eventually it was just You, Katie, Fizzarolli, and Asmodeus.]
Fizzarolli: We should drop them off...
Asmodeus: You know where they live.
Fizzarolli: Only Y/n.
Asmodeus: Good enough.
[Asmodeus picks you up while Fizzarolli picks up Katie. They set you down comfortably in the back. Robo-Fizz hops next to you and heats his body up slightly to keep the both of you warm.]
Asmodeus: We can get their cars back to their place right?
Fizzarolli: Yeah...
[Asmodeus Limo starts heading back to your place. The both of you just sat their admiring the music on the radio and the scenery.]
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