Y/n: Man I hate standing in lines...

Sallie: Yup...

[For some reason the checkout line was taking forever to move, as if someone was going slow on purpose. Either the cashier or the customer.]

?????????: C'mon! I'm a very busy person!

????-????: M-M-ME TO BUSTER.

[The two voices you heard were way to similar and familiar.]

Y/n: Oh shit!

Sallie: What?

Y/n: I know that voice, imma go ahead. Save our spot.

[You went up towards the line, ignoring everyone's comments and complains until you reached the very front.]

?????????: God damn it, another fucking fanboy losing it. I JUST WANT MY FUCKING CHIPS!

????-????: A-A-AND I WANT TO GO HOME!

?????????: [Whispering] Ozzie must be worried...

Y/n: Hey...

?????????: LEAVE ME ALO- Y/N! It's been awhile!

????-????: Y-Y-Yes it has!

[You finally saw that all to familiar jester, he wore a cheap disguise trying to blend into the crowd, it could be passable if you were far away enough but once you got close, you can see right through it. The other Jester you saw was the same, well except for being a robot.]

Y/n: Hey Fizzaroli, Hey...Robo-Fizz. I see that your guys are having a problem.

Fizzaroli: Yup, This idiot here passed out after seeing right through my unrecognizable disguise. I have groceries to buy!

Robo-Fizz: And N-n-now were stuck here!

Y/n: Yeah...Unfortunate...Have you considered stealing it?

[Fizzaroli and Robo-Fizz stood their awestruck.]

Robo-Fizz: YOUR A G-G-GENIUS Y/N!

Fizzaroli: Slight Issue Mr.Genius, we walked here. I'm not pushing a cart with frozen food all the way to Lust!

Y/n: Why are you heading to Lust?

Fizzaroli: [Blushing and smiling] Reasons...

Y/n: Uh huh... How bout you come ride with me?

Robo-Fizz: R-R-Really? You'd do that for us?

Y/n: Yeah, besides I got nothing better to do.

Fizzaroli: Then let's get going!

[Fizzaroli grabs his cart and start running towards the exit, Robo-Fizz crashes through the roof, and you ran back towards Sallie.]

Y/n: C'mon we gotta go!

Sallie: What's happening?

Y/n: We're stealing, get to the car!

[Without hesitation Sallie makes a break for the car, as you run past a couple of people you saw a pair of 2 hellhounds.

Y/n: Loona! Roxanne! [Jogging in place] What's up!

Roxanne: Hey Y/n, why are you running?

Y/n: Just stealing, nothing special. You guys?

Loona: I wanted booze, so I filled two carts up, Roxy is just helping me push the other.

Y/n: Y'all wanna come with me?

Loona: Eh, sure why not.

[You started running again, Loona and Roxanne chase after you. The security guards tried stopping you but you charged right through them. After reaching your car you yelled to Fizzaroli to get over there. You see Robo-Fizz crash down on another car before latching onto the back of your car.]

Y/n: C'mon put your shit in the trunk before more guards show up.

Fizzaroli: How are we supposed to figure who's groceries is who's?

Robo-Fizz: W-w-well I have an idea!

[Robo-Fizz Grabs everyone's shopping carts and secures them to the car with his own body. Everyone settled down into the car and as you made your escape you ran over a bunch of unfortunate demons, the gore splattered all over your car.]

Y/n: Fizz is it ok if drop everyone else off first? You're the farthest away.

Fizzaroli: Yeah it's fine, just make it speedy, I got popsicles in the back.

Y/n: Alright.

[You dropped Sallie off first. Robo-Fizz let's go of your cart.]

Sallie: I'll see you later Y/n.

[Sallie gives you a quick kiss on the lips]

Sallie: [Smiling] A reward for making things fun~

Loona: Hurry up Y/n! I wanna get drinking!

Y/n: Right, see ya Sallie.

[You drove towards Loona's place. Once you got there Robo-Fizz dropped their carts.]

Loona: Thanks Y/n, you know how to please a girl.

Roxanne: Does he?

Loona: [Blushing] Yeah...

Roxanne: I'd like to see that.

Y/n: Ok! Loona you should visit me soon, have a date night!

Loona: I'd like that, I'll text you when I'm available.

[You gave Loona a passionate kiss, she gets a hold of your face before going deeper.]

Roxanne: Loona let's go!

Loona: Ugh fine.

[Before driving off you got Roxanne's attention]

Y/n: [Putting you hand on her shoulder.] You got some running legs Roxy, nearly had me beat!

[Roxanne blushes and her tail starts wagging. Her face had a goofy smiling but snapped back to normal when she noticed what was happening.]

Roxanne: Y-Yeah it's cause I'm number one!

Y/n: And a good girl~

[That seemed to trigger something in Roxanne, her tail was wagging like no tomorrow and she had a entranced look to her face]

Loona: C'mon Roxy let's go, I want my liquor

Roxanne: Right! Let's go!

[As you drove of into the distance Loona confronted Roxanne.]

Loona: You have a praise kink don't you.

Roxanne: FUCK YOU!

Loona: HAHAHAHAHA

[After more driving you finally made it to a large mansion.]

Fizzaroli: Fucking finally! Today was a fucking event!

Robo-Fizz: Y-you can say that again!

Fizzaroli: Fucking finally! Today was a fucking event!

[Both the fizz's start laughing]

Y/n: Heh, you guys are something.

Fizzaroli: Would you like to come inside Y/n? Ozzie is familiar with you. I'm pretty sure he won't mind.

Y/n: Yeah sure, why not.

Robo-Fizz: I-I-I'm gonna stay here, Let myself r-r-recharge!

[Robo-Fizz lets go of the final cart and lays down in your back seat. His eyes stops glowing and the smile on his face disappears]

Y/n: How did you even salvage him? Loo loo land burnt down and he was eaten by some fucked up animatronic.

Fizzaroli: I didn't salvage him, he saved himself. Repainted and rebuilt himself back up. Fucker is persistent, just like your's truly.

Y/n: Do y'all share thoughts?

Fizzaroli: No, he just has some of my memories but he is fully sentient.

Y/n: That's actually pretty cool.

Fizzaroli: Yup now there's 2 of me's. HAHAHAHA!

Y/n: Right.

Fizzaroli: Lets head inside, Ozzie must be worried about me.

Y/n: Are y'all a thing? Like boyfriend and boyfriend?

Fizzaroli: Promise to not leak this shit to the public?

Y/n: Promise.

Fizzaroli: We are, he's special to me.

Y/n: Oh...Cool. How good is Asmodeus in bed?

Fizzaroli: You wanna fuck him?

Y/n: A little, he is the embodiment of lust. He's bound to be good at his job

Fizzaroli: Well let me tell you, he is fucking amazing. I can't even describe the way he moves.

Y/n: Damn... We should head inside before your popsicles melt.

Fizzaroli: OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT!