Charlie: [Panicking] HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO!?! Do I call for help!?! FUCK WAIT NO ONE WOULD CARE! Oh shit oh shit oh shit...

A hooded strange figure walks up to your unconscious body.

?????: Damn, what a nasty bail. Heh heh.

Charlie: Sir can you please step away from my friend! I'm trying to figure out what to do!

?????: That's no way to talk to a "Family friend" Charlie.

Charlie: Who are you?

?????: Don't tell me you forgot about me! I was changing your diapers when you were a little shitter!

Charlie: [Worried] Listen here f-fucker! I don't know who you are or what you want with me and my friend here! Piss off!

?????: Language princess! Daddy will get mad if he hears you talking like that. Heh heh.

[The hooded figure then pulls out a golden golf club. Charlie immediately recognizing it.]

Charlie: Oh shit, don't Tell me...

?????: Ahh now you remember.

Charlie: DON'T TELL ME HE'S DEAD

?????: What! NO! I was just here hanging out and I saw him fall pretty bad. I gotta admit, he does have some cool ass tricks, makes me jealous.

Charlie: Then what are you doing exactly?

?????: Waking him up, duh.

The figure then pokes you a couple of times with his golf club, then he whacks you on the side of the head with the force of a trucks, you shoot up immediately.

Y/N: [Holding your head in pain] GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

[You looked up to see a hooded figure. He had a skull for a face yet there was no neck or spine, it was only a black void with a skull around it. He had X-ray shades on to, the red and white moving.]

?????: Hey! Your awake!

Y/n: Why did you hit my fucking head man! And who are you!?!

?????: To your first question, I did 'cause my niece was worried about you. To your second question, I'll let Charlie answer that.

Charlie: Please don't call me your niece, we're just family friends. [Walking up to you and giving you her hand] Y/n, this is death.

Y/n: [taking her hand and Getting up] As in like... The grim reaper death?

Death: Bingo... But I have other names. Deceased, collapse, extinction, ruin, etc.

Y/n: Do you have any preference.

Charlie: Y/n No!

Death: WELLLLLL, now that you mention it you can call me Uncle Death. It rolls off the tongue.

Charlie: [Embarrassed] Do you always insist on making people call you that!

Death: Yes Charlie! The grim reaper sounds too harsh and boring!

Charlie: And Uncle Death isn't!

Death: No! It sounds awesome!

Y/n: So what we're getting at here is that you're the grim reaper.

Death: You can put it like that.

Y/n: What are you doing here anyways?

Death: Well I was supposed to be collecting souls today but I haven't had a day off in a while so I said fuck it, I want to go skating. Next thing you know I'm here with Charlie and You.

Charlie: Thank you for helping up Y/n by the way.

Death: No problem. So Y/n, I see you dabble on the board. Wanna do a death race?

Y/n: You're on!

Charlie: What the hell is a death race?

Death: Only the sickest and gnarliest people can do it. If you're neither you're DEAD!

Y/n: He means we find a nice big are we can race at. Preferably with a hill.

Death: AND WITH EXPLOSIONS

Y/n: There is no explosions involved what so ever.

Charlie: Sounds like fun!

Y/n: You think you can keep up?

Charlie: Maybe.

Y/n: Great... 321 GO!

Death: HAHA the element of superise. I LOVE IT!

Charlie: Wait up!

The race started as soon as everyone got on there boards. You were in the lead, Uncle Death was 2nd, and Charlie was 3rd but surprisingly close. As you were about to hit a flight of stares you look next to you and see Charlie. She managed to get past Uncle Death and is tied with you.

Death: Hey! Charlie's cheating!

Charlie: Pick up the speed old man!

Y/n: Stairs!

As you hit the stairs you did a frontslide tailslide, Charlie manages to do a front 50-50 grind, and Death hits a darkslide. Reaching the bottom the of the stairs case you Charlie managed to get ahead of you. After 5 more minutes of racing Charlie manages to hit the finish line first. You're second and death is 3rd.

Death: You guys cheated.

Y/n: My question is how the hell did Charlie managed to do that. You're said you never skated before.

Charlie: [Shrugging] Beginner's luck

Y/n: Maybe you're a natural.

Death: Nah, she has the voodoo magic.

Y/n: Skill issue...

Charlie: Skill issue...

Death: Screw you guys, I'm going home...

Charlie: You sure you don't want to stay for a bit?

Death: Nah I think I'm ready to go back to work. Can't be the 4 horseman of the apocalypse if 1 of them is missing.

Charlie: And how are the others?

Death: Fine. War got real busy recently in the living world, famine is still trying to figure something out, and Conquest... Well Conquest does whatever he wants.

Charlie: Well if you see them tell them that me and Y/n said hello.

Y/n: So are these guys your brothers or is it something else.

Death: We're technically brothers but I see it as a workplace Friendship.

Y/n: You think I can meet them?

Death: Probably, anyways I have to go but before I leave take this.

[Death hands you a little card. It shows an address and a phone number.]

Death: Come visit me anytime, I'm sure we can come up with something fun if you're bored.

Y/n: I'll keep that in mind.

[Death then takes out his golf club, he then flicks it. It suddenly turns into a giant scythe. He cuts open the ground opening a portal, jumping through it. Then the portal closes and you and Charlie are left alone.]

Charlie: We should ummm... Get back to your car.

Y/n: Right! Wanna head to my place? Grab some grub and maybe watch some flicks?

Charlie: That sounds nice, I'll call Vaggie. Tell her I might stay the night.

Y/n: Sounds like a plan!