《Helluva Harem》Velvet Light
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Angel: Hey babe...
Y/n: Angel...
You stood in silence until you made the first move on Angel Dust. You hugged and kissed him, he moans and lets his hands roam around your body. He definitely knows how to work his hands.
Y/n: Missed you to.
Angel: C'mon toots, it hasn't even been day.
Y/n: But it can feel like an eternity...
Angel: Such a smooth talker...
Angel Dust then presses his face against yours again, the mix of lust and saliva becoming intoxicating.
???????: AHEM!
Angel: Oh right... Y/n, this is Charlie.
??????: Don't forget about me you hijo de puta
Angel:[Sigh] And this is Vaggie, Charlie's girlfriend.
You let go of Angel Dust and stretched out your hand towards Charlie.
Y/n: Nice to meet you, I'm assuming you're the princess of hell.
Charlie:[Shaking your hand] Y-yeah, but don't call me princess or anything like that, Charlie is just fine.
Y/n: Good to know,[Looking to Vaggie] and it's nice to me you to.
Vaggie: Like-wise, Angel here wouldn't shut up about you on the way here. Lots of good things I heard, hopefully those things are true.
Y/n:[Looking at Angel Dust] You better not have told them what we did that one time.
Angel:[Pouting] But it's my favorite story.
Y/n: PLEASE!
Angel: Fine...
Y/n:[Kissing him on the cheek] Thank you.
Angel: Whatever, let's get inside.
Y/n: You go on in, I'll join in a bit.
Angel, Charlie, and Vaggie head inside, leaving you alone once again. You watch the city streets, the civilians walking minding there own business. Some hellhounds enter the restaurant, assuming those were Vortex's friends. One catches your eye. She had silver fur, a tuft of hair dyed green, her eyes glowed yellow and her ears had piercings. She had a red crop top with matching shorts. Her hands wrapped in a purple tiger print wraps. She looks at you then heads inside.
You threw down your cigarette and stomp on it, watching the embers fly away. You head inside the restaurant.
To say the restaurant was underwhelming was an understatement, the place was only filled with chairs, no tables, no grills, no stove tops, no kitchen. Nobody seemed mad though so you decide to give them the benefit of the doubt. An empty chair was found seated between Charlie and Loona. You sat between the two of them.
Y/n: So... Where's all the staff? The kitchen? Or even the tables?
Loona: Just give it a moment Y/n, They're still prepping everything.
Charlie: I heard this place has the most exciting hibachi experience, how did you manage to book this entire place?
Y/n: Not me, that credit goes to Octavia [Pointing to Octavia sitting next to Loona]
Octavia:[Giving a little wave] Sup.
Y/n: She called this place and managed to book it.
Octavia: Yeah I did.
Charlie: I see, well thank you Octavia, and thank you Y/n for inviting us.
Y/n: No problem, My treat anyways. Don't worry about the price of anything, I'll pay for it.
Charlie: How generous.
Vaggie: Does that include the drinks?
Y/n: Go nuts.
Vaggie:[Looking at Charlie] Ya me gusta este chico.
Charlie:[Giggles] Yeah me to, he's very...eccentric? I don't know how to describe him.
Y/n: Please, just describe me as a friend.
Charlie:[Laughs]
Octavia:[Proud] He has that effect on people.
Soon enough the lights to the building turn off, everyone going quiet. Suddenly the room is filled with a harsh red light. The intercom to the restaurant whirring to life.
Intercom: Hey bitches and bros and non binary hoes, I hope you're ready for the experience of a life time, do we have any first timers? Raise your hands
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You, Stolas, Moxxie raise your hands.
Intercom: Well lookie here, A goetian, An overlord, and a Imp. That sounds like the beginning of a joke. HAHA! You can put your hands down. Now let's get started with safety. If you lose a limb don't blame us. Ok that's enough of the safety section, WHO'S FUCKING READY!
The restaurant erupts in cheers, you're confused as hell.
Intercom: HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS THEN! IN 3...2...1!
Suddenly a hatch opens underneath your chair, your sucked into a labyrinth of slides.
Y/n: OH SHIT!!!
You heard the cheers of your friends, they seem to love this slide. Millie slide ends up next to yours.
Millie: HEY Y/N! HAVING FUN!?!
Y/n: YEAH! I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PLACE HAD AN AMUSEMENT PARK UNDER IT!
Millie slide then parts ways, Then Moxxie's and Stolas's Slide appear next to you.
Stolas: W-WHOA! AHHAHAHAHA! WHAT FUN!
Moxxie: Y/N!
Y/n: MOX!
You managed to see the end of the slide, a bright Light harasses your eyes. Soon enough you reached the end, You're seated at a large table. The hibachi grill was HUGE! You looked at table and saw that everyone was paired with someone random. Octavia sat between Vortex and Millie, Verosika was near Blitzo and Vaggie, and Charlie sat between Stella and Loona. You look to your sides and see Stolas and Moxxie.
Stolas:[Fixing his feathers] W-wow, I didn't such a large attraction can fit inside this place.
Moxxie: Fucking shit, that was terrifying... THEY SHOULD'VE WARNED US OR SOMETHING!
Y/n: Ha......ha....haha....shit.
Stolas: You ok Y/n?
Y/n: Yeah... That just took me by suprise. I needed a breather.
Stolas: Take your time, in the mean time.[Opening the menu] let's take a look at the menu.
Moxxie: I need a water. Bubbly preferably.
Y/n: I just want some citrus.
You grabbed the menu and started reading what the restaurant has to offer. After 10 minutes of browsing you finally picked something that peaked your interest. The thing you wanted to order was called "Emperor's Feast" It had 2 of everything from the menu. Chicken fried rice, Noodles, vegetables, Lobsters, Scallops, chicken breast, and Steak, we're just a few things that were listed.
Y/n: So what are you gonna order Stolas?
Stolas: I think I'll get the Deluxe treat, it says it has Filet mignon and A lobster tail.
Y/n: Sounds good, What about you Mox?
Moxxie: I'm debating if I should get the Splash 'N Meadow or the Rocky's choice. They both seem delicious.
You looked at choices Moxxie was looking at, the only difference is that one came with chicken while the other came with Shrimp. Both of them come with the same cut of steak.
Y/n: Why not get the Splash 'N Meadow and ask for them to add Chicken.
Moxxie: Oh, but I don't want you to spend a lot of money on me tonight.
Y/n: Moxxie C'mon, My treat. I'll pay for whatever you want.
Moxxie: Really?
Y/n: Really.
Moxxie: Then I'll do that, and fuck it. I'll order some lobster tail.
Y/n:[Patting Moxxie on the back] That's more like it Mox! You want any booze with it?
Moxxie: No, I think I'll just stick to carbonated water.
Y/n: Makes sense, I'm just trying to find something with citrus.
Stolas: Well I saw on the menu that they had a Lemonade if you would like that?
Y/n: Yeah I think that will do.
Moxxie: So what do you plan on ordering Y/n?
Y/n: The Emperor's Feast.[Smiling] I'm hungry
Moxxie looks at the menu to see what you were ordering. His eyes go wide. Stolas looks at the menu, and just looks at you suddenly interested.
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Moxxie: REALLY Y/N!?! You're gonna eat the entire menu?
Stolas: Not only that, he's technically eating it twice.
Y/n: I love me some food, and who doesn't.
Stolas: Can't really Argue with that.
Soon the intercom goes live again
Intercom: Hope y'all are ready to order, our waiters are coming right out.
Soon enough a group of demons walk around asking everyone for their orders. After 10 minutes they finally had everyone's orders. The waiters left and left everyone to their business.
Stolas: So Y/n, you said you wanted to get to know me.
Y/n: That I did.
Stolas: Well we're here now, lets talk.
You and Stolas talked for 30 Minutes, Moxxie even joined in after a couple of minutes. You three learned a lot about each other and you're daily lives. Eventually Stolas tells you the reason why he picked Blitzo over Stella.
Stolas: It's not that she's a bad person, it just wasn't meant to be. Do you understand?
Y/n: You could've atleast told her how you really felt. She has years of repressed emotions only to then learn her husband cheated on her with an Imp. She mad over the fact you did an Imp.
Stolas: I know, it's just Blitzo is special.
Y/n: How so?
Moxxie: Yes your highness, how so?
Stolas: Please Moxxie, call me Stolas. Throw the formalities out the window, we're here as friends. And to answer the question. Blitzo is special to me because he was brave. He tried stealing the grimoire, he didn't try to run away, then he acknowledged my power and status as if I were nothing. It made me feel.... Powerless~.
Y/n: So you like being topped?
Stolas: Precisely, and Blitzo can be caring sometimes. It's just hard for him to show it.
Moxxie: Clearly.
The 3 of you laughed at the joke. After some more waiting a 5 chefs appear, one walks over to your table.
Chef: Please watch out, the tables are about to combine, so please hold on to your chairs.
All the chefs then leave again. Suddenly the tables and chairs shift around, all of them combining into 2 huge grills, between the grills was a little space where the chefs can work.,
Intercom: Alrighty! We have everyone's orders and the tables are set. Our chefs will be out shortly everyone, in the meantime enjoy our free appetizers.
The doors to the kitchen bust wide open and a group of servers walk out with trays of salad and soup, everyone got one of each.
Your not really big into salads but you decide to give it a try, you took a bite and we're amazed by the cool crispiness and refreshing taste. The dressing provide a nice tangy clash.
Y/n: Huh, that's surprisingly good...
Stolas: You're right! The salad has a nice balance between the vegetables and dressing.
Moxxie: Not to mention the fact that the cherry tomatoes are really fresh, they're not mushy at all.
Y/n: I'm not really big into salads but that wasn't bad. Now what has my interest is the soup.
The soup had onions soaked in broth at the bottom and at the top we're green onions and thinly sliced mushrooms, you took a spoonful and tried it. You were blown away by it's flavor.
Y/n: Now that's a fucking soup!
Moxxie: I should try to learn this recipe, Millie would definitely love this.
Stolas didn't say a word, all he did was chug the hot soup. After finishing it he had a satisfied look on his face.
Stolas: Phew! That was fucking delicious.
You looked to the other side of the table, Octavia has a smile on her face looking at you. She likes the fact your getting to know her dad. Stella on the other hand looks annoyed. You give her a couple of hand signs and she understands what you said. She calms down and blows a kiss at you. You smile.
Intercom: Alright everyone! Who's hungry!
The Chefs finally appear again, they made their way to the center of the room with carts of food. They take out some oil and spread it all over the grill.
Chef: Your drinks will be out shortly, in the meantime enjoy the show.
The chef the grabs some sort of powder and throws it onto the grill, it ignites in flames. He then grabs a solid block of rice and starts cooking it. Adding all sorts vegetables to the grill. He the takes 2 eggs and starts juggling them with his spatula, he pretends to throw it at Stolas cause him to recoil. Then he noticed the egg was no way near him, it was cracked on the spatula. As the egg white was leaking the chef draws something with the contents. He drew the words "Overlord" then looked at.
Y/n: That's fucking sick!
He scrambles the eggs and sets them to the side. He grabbed large pieces of chicken breast and sliced them, as they cooked he added garlic butter to everything and soy sauce to the rice. Once everything was ready he mixed everything with the rice, it turns into a nice golden brown color. He then shapes the rice into a heart, putting his spatula underneath it to simulate a beating heart.
The chef pulls out 13 Bowls filling each one up with finesse. He then grabs 24 smaller dishes and fills each one with 2 different types of sauces, one was a golden yellow and the other was a blood red. He hands everyone their bowl of fried rice and sauce, giving you an extra bowl of rice.
Everyone dug in except for You, Moxxie, and Stolas.
Y/n: Are y'all waiting for everything to?
Moxxie: Yup, I don't want to eat everything one thing at a time.
Stolas: Precisely, I want to enjoy everything once it's here.
Y/n: Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves atleast, I just wonder how long would it take to cook everything on the menu twice?
Stolas: I'd assume quite a bit.
Moxxie: Are you really going to eat everything Y/n?
Y/n: Yup, if you want you can cheer me on.
Stolas: That sounds like fun!
After a good amount of time Everyone but you was served. Millie notices that you have 2 untouched bowls of rice.
Millie: Y/n! Is that all your gonna eat?
Y/n: Don't worry 'bout Millie.
Millie: I can share some food off my plate if you want some.
Y/n: Millie I'm fine trust me.
Then walks in a much larger chef pushing a much larger cart. Everyone goes silent and watches him move. He then stops once reaching the grill. He takes off his jacket to reveal multiple arms tucked away.
Chef: You ordered the Emperor's Feast?
Y/n: Yup.
The chef smiles, not saying a word. He then grabs a bunch of different ingredients and gets to work. His arms moving in all sorts of direction. He's cooking steaks, seasoning the chickens, cooking noodles, and frying up vegetables all in one go. You we're amazed by the dexterity. After 25 Minutes of cooking he finally finished up your order.
Chef: Here you are "Emperor".
He then gives you his chef hat as a souvenir. It was tall and red.
Then group was silent, seeing all the food you ordered.
Loona: Shit Y/n..... You're gonna eat all that?
Millie just stares in amazement
Stella: W-woah.
Y/n: Enough Gawking in amazement.[Raising your glass] LETS EAT!
The group raises there glass and cheers, laughter from everyone having a good time. You started digging into your meal. Everyone was amazed how much food you can stuff down your gullet.
Vortex: KEEP GOING Y/N!
Milky: FUCK THAT SHIT UP!
Verosika: EAT ME OUT LIKE THAT!
Stella:[Looking at Verosika] WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!
Millie: SHE MEANS THAT HE'S HOT YOUR HIGHNESS!
Loona: WHY ARE WE YELLING!
Stolas: BECAUSE ITS FUN!
Octavia: CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT!
Intercom: DAMN! YOUR REALLY TEARING THAT FOOD UP!
You kept eat your way through every dish, not even breaking a sweat. You occasionally took breaks from eating for a sip of nice cool lemonade. You grabbed a lobster tail and bit straight into it, even the shell.
Random Hellhound: HE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR IT, FERAL STYLE.
Coco: HE'S A MONSTER!
Josh: HOW CAN SOMEONE EAT THAT MUCH!
Angel Dust and Charlie just sit there in amazement, they can't even begin to think on what they should say to you.
Vaggie: That's fucking gross... Kinda cool to.
You finally reached the last dishes of your meal, 2 bowls of fried rice. Everyone was practically done with there food and decided to cheer for you.
Everyone: Y/n! Y/n! Y/n!
You grabbed your first bowl rice and downed it like a champ, then grabbing the next bowl a waiter comes up and gives you the check, you grabbed your wallet and took out a sleek metallic card, setting it down on the check and gave it back to the waiter, not even bothering to check the total amount. You shoved the last couple of bites in to your mouth and swallowed. You raise the bowl above your head then slammed it down on the table, it shatters everywhere.
Everyone: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!
Y/n:[Pumping your fist in the air] HELL FUCKING YEAH!
Moxxie: He did it... He managed to eat the entire menu.
Stolas: That's quite and achievement honestly, that was a large amount of food.
The waiter comes back and hands you back the check, you wrote down a generous tip for the workers.
Intercom: Well that was something! We hope you enjoyed your night, 'cause I know I did! The exit can be found right behind "The Emperor". Have a goodnight and remember to always come back and give us your money.
A door opens behind you, a stair case leading back up to the surface. After making sure everyone was satisfied and had all their leftovers and belongings you left for the surface. Octavia and Loona by your side talking to you the entire way back.
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