《Helluva Harem》Love and Madness
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At the dealership you and Loona browse endless rows of cars. Each one having it's ups and downs.
Loona: What type of car are we even looking for Y/n? Can't be that hard to buy a car.
Y/n: It shouldn't be, but here's the thing. I have to take in consideration of all of you. You Millie, And Octavia fit in any car just fine, BUT! Stella and Angel Dust are really fucking tall and if get a smaller car their heads are gonna be hitting the roof. Not only that I need to get 2 cars.
Loona: What? Why?
Y/n: For all of us duh! Look I can get a car that has 5 seats total and decent head room, but what happens when the car is full and all of us are going out? The car is going to be cramped. That's why I'm buying 2 cars today. Hopefully this place has dropoff.
Loona: I see what you mean... You just want extra space in the back to bang.
Y/n:[Shocked and embarrassed] NO! It's that I'm trying to take into consideration of everyone's needs.
Loona: And bang in the back?
Y/n:.....maybe
Loona:[Smiling] God you're unbearable... I love it.
You smile wholesomely at Loona, she then grabs your hand and leads you towards some other cars. Suddenly you saw a car that seemed familiar, it wasn't human made but the similarities were unmatched.
Y/n: Hey Loona what do you think of this one?
Loona: Really? That one?
Y/n: Yeah, it has 5 seats and the top of it seems big enough for Stella and Angel Dust. Besides this is for general use, just looking at it I can see the potential.
Loona: Whatever makes you happy...babe
Y/n: Did you just call me babe?
Loona: Yeah, got a problem with that?
Y/n: No, it just seems out of character even for you...
Loona: Oh hardy har-har. You call me pet names all the time, but when I suddenly do it, it's weird?
Y/n: That's not what I mean, it's just you calling me babe, doesn't fit your overall... Aesthetic.
Loona: I guess, now enough shit talking. Let's get this car and get going, we can get the other car another time.
Y/n: Fine, let's go find someone to help us.
After some searching you finally found a clerk. He looked like any other imp except he looks like he doesn't want to live anymore. You showed him the car you wanted and he took you into his office. It took atleast an hour to finish the paperwork, and by the end Loona wanted to punch the guy for being slow.
The car itself was fine, you recognize the model from the living world, but apparently they're not the same. It looked like a 1988 Honda Civic DX hatchback. Although missing 2 back doors, the car had lots of space.
You finally got inside your car, the smell is intoxicating.
Y/n: God this feels nice, what do you think Loonie
Loona: Seats feel nice, A/c works, I can recline the seat, yup, this car is nice.
Y/n: Perfect, now let's get going. I'm going to lose it if I spend another minute here.
Loona: Ditto
The finally drive off, the radio playing whatever was on. Loona reclines her seat and takes a nap. You start driving towards the ars Goetias. The city has a whole different perspective when your racing through the streets.
After driving for 45 minutes you made it to the front of the Goetia's home. You ringed the front gate and after a few seconds it opens, you pull up to the driveway and parked.
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You looked over to Loona, she's fast asleep. You decide to leave the car on and let her sleep, she deserves it anyways. You made your way to the front door and knocked. Stella opens the door.
Stella:[Smiling] Oh my... Hello Y/n, surprise for you to visit today.
Y/n:[Smirking] Missed me.
Stella:[Leaning closer to your face] So much...
Stella then grabs you and starts making out with you. She holds you tightly while your tongues tango. You love it everytime she does that. She then lifts you. "God she is so fucking hot" you think to yourself.
Stella:[Aroused] C'mon Y/n, let's go have some fun. Octavia isn't home and Stolas doesn't care.
Y/n: Tempting offer, but I can't stay for long sadly. I have Loona sleeping in my car and I'm sure after this she just wants to go home.
Stella: Y/n, you can't keep teasing me like this, one day I'm just going to take what's mine...
Y/n:[Blushing] That's hot... Ok let's make a deal, 9 P.m, my place, date night. If you do that, I'll take your "Offer"
Stella: DEAL!
Y/n: Oh and Stella. We're not going anywhere so you don't have to where that big dress of yours. Plus I think you look very cute when you look casual.
Stella kisses you one more time then puts you down.
Stella: I'll do it just for you. By the, did you gain some weight? You're a little heavier than I remembered.
Y/n: [Embarrassed] It's a long story, maybe after dinner I can tell you.
You spent 15 more minutes talking to Stella but sadly had to cut your time short since Loona is with you. You kissed her goodbye for now, then went back to your car. Loona still fast asleep, you decide to take her back to her apartment.
After you arrived you woke her up.
Loona: See ya tomorrow Y/n, im gonna just, take a huge fucking nap then sleep even more.
Y/n: See ya Loonie. Love you
Loona: [Giving you a soft smile] Love you to.
She kisses you goodbye and leaves. You then drove back to your place.
The moment you entered your apartment you crashed down into the couch thinking about what you need to do for your little date night with Stella. You looked at recipes to cook, and desserts to bake. You know that Stella loves cake so you decide to bake a nice vanilla cake for her, and for dinner you decide to make some steaks.
Baking the cake was easy, The hard part was steaks. Not because you can't cook meat or anything like that, you just don't want to ruin the steaks for Stella. You do what any pro chef would do and put it in the oven so it cooks thoroughly, leaving it a nice medium rare. After the steaks were cooked, you added some butter, rosemary and garlic to a hot pan. You sear the steaks and butter baste them, letting the flavors mingle with the meat. Now that the steaks are you cooked you had to let them rest so all the juices don't leak out when you cut them. You sauteed some vegetables and grabbed some Expensive wine you stole weeks ago. Even if you are rich, stealing is fun. You grabbed 2 plates and 2 wine glasses, setting them on the island bar. You grabbed the steaks and sliced them evenly setting them neatly on the plate, then you grabbed the veggies and set them on a pile in each plate, and finally you popped open the wine and poured them evenly in each glass. Looking at the clock Stella should be arriving any minute. Right on queue you heard a knock on the door. Peeping through the door hole just in case, it was Stella. You welcomed her in.
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Stella: Y/n...
Y/n: Stella...
You stared at each other, love-striken.
Y/n:[Bowing down] Well your highness, will you have dinner with this commoner.
Stella:[smiling] Glady!
Y/n: Perfect! And may I say your highness, what a lovely outfit you have!
Stella: And you're not half bad for a "Plebian".
Y/n:[Chuckling] You're too kind you're highness, please. Sit, make yourself at home.
Stella: I will.
You took Stella's hand and brought her to the island bar, pulling back her seat, and letting her sit down. Stella eyes the food, amazed.
Stella: Did you make all this Y/n?
Y/n: Yup, and I have a special suprise after our dinner.
Stella: I see. I hope it's something really "special"
Y/n: I hope it is, shall we dig in?
Stella: We shall.
Stella takes a piece of steak and eats it, immediately blown away by it's flavor.
Stella: Fucking hell that's good! What did you to this steak Y/n?
Y/n: Nothing special really, just butter basting with garlic and rosemary.
Stella: Well it taste amazing Y/n. I'm glad to know you know your way around a kitchen, maybe I can hire you to become a personal chef.
Y/n: Although working for you does sound nice, I'm happy where I'm at right now, besides. Cooking is just a basic skill everyone should know.
Stella: I'll drink to that. [Raising her wine glass before taking a hearty gulp] Satan that's fucking good. You want to know something Y/n, I feel like you're the only person who can let me be me. I don't have to speak all fucking high and mighty. I mean I can talk normally in my house but everytime I see Stolas I just get fucking angry. It's not over the fact he cheated on me, I don't give a rats ass about that. It's the fact he chooses and Imp over me, A FUCKING IMP! [Stella throws the empty wine glass at the wall, shattering it] Hell if you didn't talk some fucking sense into me the day I met you I probably would've been an even worse mother to Via. What does that fucking IMP boss of yours have that I don't?
Y/n: A penis?
Stella: BESIDES A PENIS!
Y/n: Shit I don't know, just ask Stolas himself.
Stella: That fucking Man-Child will just avoid the question. Can you hand me the wine bottle please.
Y/n: Uh sure.
As soon as you handed the bottle to Stella she starts chugging the whole thing, you had to admit it was pretty hot watching down booze like a champ.
Stella: AND ANOTHER THING!!! How come when I come over nobody else is ever with you? I want to hangout with the other girls to, and I heard you've been hanging out with Angel Dust. You never invite to such events Y/n, why is that?
Y/n: I'm sorry about that Stella, it's just that I See Loona and Millie everyday, and Octavia visits me time to time, so sometimes there are just coincidences where we all meet up, I'm not trying to avoid you on purpose it's just that your never close by.
Stella: So what you're telling me is that if I lived closer to you I can hang out with you more often?
Y/n: I'd be great if you lived closer to me! You can come over anytime after work and see everyone else, we can even get Angel Dust to stop by and go have a night of fun.
Stella seems intrigued by the idea of living close to you, she proposes an idea.
Stella: How about I move in with you Y/n?
Y/n: Bad idea.
Stella visibly gets sadder of you're rejection.
Y/n: Not because I don't want you near me of course, it's just this apartment is clearly meant for one person, One time Octavia tried staying here for 2 weeks because she got tired of you and Stolas arguing, it was possibly the most uncomfortable I've ever been. But that doesn't mean you can move into the apartments themselves. Someone moved out recently on this floor and no one hasn't bought the apartment yet. Maybe you can move to that one.
Stella: You really want me to here? This close to you and such?
Y/n: Of course Stella, it's not like you can be a bad neighbor, this entire building is quiet as hell and the walls are sound proofed. It would fucking amazing if you moved in here.
Stella: Then I'll do it.
Y/n: Really!?!
Stella: Yes, and besides. I'm tired of living in that place with Stolas.
Y/n: That's great, if you need the landlords contact info I can send it to you, and give me a call if you need help moving.
Stella: I'll keep that in mind. Now what was that "Suprise" you had in store for me?
You walked over to your fridge and pulled out a nice decorated cake, it wasn't anything fancy but it still looked nice.
Y/n: I baked you a cake, it's nothing special but I was hoping we could have a slice as dessert.
Stella:[Smiling] This is why I fucking love you. You always pull shit like this. I love it.
You sliced a piece for Stella, you didn't grab one yourself since you didn't feel like eating anything sugary.
Stella: It taste good Y/n, I'm glad you picked Vanilla, it is one of my favorite flavors.
Y/n: That's great, I just took a shot at the dark really.
Stella: Well you didn't miss.
Stella finishes her slice of cake and helps you wash the dishes. After finishing up the last dish Stella takes your hand and takes you to the bathroom.
Stella:[Aroused] Get naked, I'm going to "help" you shower.
Y/n:[Also Aroused] Wow, Already telling me to strip. We haven't even made it to the bedroom.
Stella:[Smiling] Just fucking do it, before I rip them off myself.
Y/n: As you wish you're highness.
As Stella was taking her clothes of she saw the biomass that became apart of you. Instead of taking individual pieces of your clothes off, you just morphed into your naked form. Stella started freaking the fuck asking what happened to you. You explained what you did and what it did to you. You even showed her the claws that you got after killing a monster fish.
Stella: That explains why you're taller and heavier, and those claws... I think they're.... Sexy.
Y/n: Whoa.....Kinky. I didn't know you were into knife play.
Stella: IM NOT!!! But maybe we c-can try playing with them?
Y/n: If it makes you happy.
Stella:....It would, now let's shower before it runs out of hot water.
Y/n: Lets
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