《Helluva Harem》My Type of Girl
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Outside the building of IMP Loona turns around to look at you and ask
Loona: So how did you end of here anyways, you don't seem like one that goes out in a blaze of glory
You responded nonchalantly
Y/n: The way I was living up there sucked ass so after awhile I decided to commit suicide
Loona looks like she regretted asking you something sensitive
Loona: Damn, sorry to hear about that man I didn't mean to poke at something sensitive
Y/n: It's whatever, When I died i expected a void of nothingness and silence, not a busy city and demons
Loona chuckles at your interpretation of death and explains to you how death is just 3 seconds of silence until you just appear, you listen to her whole explanation and can't but look at her mouth, the way it moves peaks your interest, you never see shit like this but it's kind of cool, but enough of that you need to start walking to the sandwich joint.
Y/n: Hey let's start walking or else the place will probably closed
Loona looks at her phone to see what time it is.
Loona: Yeah everything is about to close up, let's get going
As you walk through the streets of hell you and Loona banter, nothing of note just small talk like hobbies, favorite food, home life, entertainment, and other sorts of topics you ask people, after 40 minutes of walking you reach the sandwich joint, looks like nothing special so you head inside, the place is empty besides from a cashier behind the counter, he then greets you in a bored single tone voice.
Cashier: Welcome to Hells belly the only place where you can fill your belly with mediocre food and extremely overpriced water
As you look at the menu of this place you realize all the items names make no sense, but that doesn't deter you from ordering .
Y/n: Hey Loona what do you want
Loona looks at the menu then looks at the cashier and tells him her order.
Loona: Let me get the gut wrecker with a side of chips
Y/n: and let me get a super sized fuck up my day special, and can I get a can of soda
The cashier presses some buttons on the register and walks back to what could you assume is the kitchen, you decide to sit down at a table while you wait, Loona sits down across from you, She doesn't say anything for a bit only eyeing you up and down, maybe she likes your jacket, it is a really nice jacket, 5 minutes go by until you see the cashier come back from the kitchen with 2 bags of food.
Cashier: Your food is ready is sir that'll be $120.45
You choked on air after hearing the price of your food, you then looked to Loona and whisper.
Y/n: Loona is it supposed to be that expensive, like damn I don't even know if hell has a different currency from what I used
Loona whispers back
Loona: I didn't know it was gonna that fucking expensive I thought it was gonna be 20 bucks at most they don't even show the prices on the menu
Y/n: Wait I have an idea follow my lead
You got up from your table walking up the cashier Loona following closely, and you pretend to go for you wallet and as you got close to your pocket you redirected your hands to grab the bags of food, as soon as they were in your hands you booked it out of the restaurant, Loona was shocked at first but likes your way of thinking and quickly started running after you, the cashier was left there in a empty restaurant again completely unfazed, he then grabs his phone text his boss saying "I quit" takes money out of the register and goes home not even bothering closing up shop.
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You and Loona ran for atleast 5 minutes before stopping both out of breath, as your gasping for some air you rummage around your bag looking for your soda, you grabbed it,cracked it open and started chugging, chugging some of it until Loona grabs it off you and starts chugging it herself, you can't really be mad under these circumstances and it's not like you payed for it.
Loona finishes the can of soda and throws into an alley way dumpster
Y/n: Ha nice shot
Loona: Nice plan, I didn't know you were that type of deviant I just thought you had a punk rocker look to you but you got some bite with that bark
Loona smiled at you and gave you a light punch on the arm and you can't help but smile back
Y/n: Where to now, I'm assuming you know where we are
Loona looks around to see if there are key landmarks or buildings, you see her look around a bit until she looks back at you
Loona: Yeah I know where we are we're not that far from my place actually we can go there and eat
Y/n: Sweet, let's get going I'm hungry
Loona: Dude you ate a huge sandwich not even a hour ago, how much shit can you eat
Y/n: I don't know I'm just a big eater, if I can eat it I can probably stomach it
Loona looks at you and then grabs your hand, you try pulling away due to the shock of it but instead you just let her lead you.
After some time you finally made it to Loona's apartment door, as she unlocks the door she tells.
Loona: Hey, try not to break anything and if you do, you better hope it's Blitzo's stuff and not mine
You give her a compromising nod, and just like that the door opens and you both walk in, the apartment looks cozy albeit a little dirty but it's fine. Loona grabs her bag of food sit downs on a couch and turns on the TV, she pats the spot next to her indicating to sit down with her and start eating.
As your eating, Loona gets up and goes to the fridge and you hear glass clinking, she comes back to the couch with some booze bottles, and opens one up and takes a few swigs, Then hands it you, you grab it and get in a few swigs, it's woody burn and sweetness pairs surprisingly great with the somewhat bland food.
Y/n: I didn't take you as a whiskey person
Loona: I'm not, I prefer vodka but we ran out, all we have left is some beer, half a bottle of tequila, Rum, and 2 bottles of some cheap whiskey
Y/n: Well booze is booze, can't really complain about that
Loona laughs and opens up the other bottle of whiskey downing a couple more swigs.
Loona: True that brother, To stealing food and drink booze
Loona then raises her bottle in the air, you raise your bottle and clink hers, you both chug a huge chunk of the bottle, you the both relaxed down on the couch and started watching Tv, taking in hells of televised entertainment while getting inebriated
Hours pass and you and Loona are hammered, empty bottles of beer and whiskey and the rum bottle being close to done and the tequila left untouched, in your drunken state you and Loona made a wheel of fortune type wheel with alcoholic prizes, mostly just more drinking or watching TV, Loona spins the little paper clip that's on the plate and it lands on "Drink with a buddy" You look at Loona and yell
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Y/n: HEY! I'm your buddy man
You then give a bear hug to Loona, Loona laughs and hugs you back, with a drunken slur she responds
Loona: You're my buddy bro let's have a drink, will you have a drink with me
Y/n: Yeah I'll have a drink with you
You grab the rum bottle and hand it to Loona and you grab the tequila bottle for yourself, you both chug the rest of the bottles down leaving no alcohol left, You realize the room is getting hot so you Finally take of your jacket, revealing your toned arms and your favorite tshirt, it had big bold words saying death on top and classic on the bottom with some sort of TV static entity, Loona blush at the site of you nice arms. You sit back down on the couch and just relax, Loona the plops down right next you and leans into your torso, your hands behind her but not around her.
Y/n: Hey Loona what time is it
Loona looks at her phone reading 11 P.M
Loona: It's pretty late, you want to stay here for the night, Blitzo shouldn't be home until tomorrow afternoon and you don't have a place to stay for the time being
Y/n: I would be honored to stay the night with my drinking buddy
You then headlock Loona and give her a noogie.
Loona: *laughing* Stop it you asshole you're gonna ruin my hair
Y/n: I'm sorry I just need that to get out of my system
Loona: it's Fine dude no hard feelings
You both look into each other's eyes and laugh even more, seeing each other in a drunken state is apparently the funniest thing ever and you can't help laugh for a couple of minutes, after that it was all just more small talk.
Loona: So Y/n, Did you ever have a girlfriend, you seem like cool dude to date
Y/n: No I never had one, most girls where I'm from didn't peak my interest they were boring or just assholes, it doesn't matter though I lived mostly happy by myself, never really needed a partner, but I wonder sometimes what it's like to go on a date or have a nice movie night and cuddle, you know typical romance bullshit
Loona: Well you could consider this a date night, we did some typical romance shit, we walked, talked, ate, got drunk, and laughed for hours, that sounds like a good date night
You laugh and little bit and smile and Loona smiles back
Y/n: Haha I guess your right, who knew that my first date would be in hell, and with such a Cool Pretty girl
Loona blushes
Loona: And who knew my date, would be a total hunk and a bit of badass, like dude you got some flare and I like it
You and Loona can't help but laugh even more, eventually you both check in for the night, not moving from the couch.
After sometime goes by you felt light hit your face thinking it's day time, you open your eyes and it's actually a flashing camera, it's Blitzo
Blitzo: Aww Look at my cute loony with her new boyfriend
Loona slowly wakes up and realizes what's happening and runs towards blitzo trying to grab the camera, She's to slow since she still the feels alcohol in her system, You feel groggy as hell but can't help but laugh and this whole situation
Loona eventually gives up on trying to grab the camera and sits back down and leans next to you.
Blitzo: So what did you to love bugs get up to last night, I hope you used protection,
You immediately shot up accidentally letting Loona fall down on the couch, Both of you are suprised by that sentence.
Y/n: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, sir I did not do anything inappropriate with your daughter, just eat, watch TV, talk, and drink, nothing happened between us
Blitzo: Yeah sure buddy, by the way you have to get ready you have your first hit
Y/n: Wait what time is it sir
Blitzo: It's 8:28 A.M be at the office in an hour, oh and Loona you better come to work today
Loona then raises the finger at Blitzo
Blitzo: Love you to Loony toony!!!
Blitzo leaves the apartment leaving you 2 alone
Loona: Whatever, I'm gonna go get ready Y/n, if you want to shower use Blitzo's shower
She then points to a door what you could assume is Blitzo's room.
Loona: There should be towels in there so you should be fine
Y/n: I think I'll skip on a shower for now, I dont have a change of clothes or underwear, and I'm not going commando
Loona: Shit you're right, ok you can go on without me, I'll meet you at the office, Do you remember the path we took?
Y/n: Yeah I should manage to get there by myself, no need to worry
Loona: Cool, oh and Y/n
Loona then walks up to you and gives you a hug
Loona: Thanks for spending time with me last night, I really wanted someone to talk to
You hug back Loona with one arm
Y/n: No Problem that's what drinking buddies are for right
You smile and she smiles back
Loona: And hey don't forget your jacket here or else It'll end up being mine
Y/n: Maybe I wouldn't mind you wearing it, it might be a little to big for you though
You both laugh
Y/n: well I'll be on my way to the office now see you there
Loona: See ya
As you walk out the apartment building you take a breath of "fresh air", and move on with your day walking to your job, on the way you look at the residents of hell, different varieties and heights of imps, and hellhounds, and some demons you haven't seen before, if any person saw this they would freak out, but to you it feels normal, as if you were supposed to be here, it makes you happy, you finally have a sense of belonging and don't feel like a outcast
As you make your way to I.M.P you were deep in thought about general life, how much is clothing, housing, and other essentials, you were to distracted by these thoughts that you accidentally bumped into someone and knocking them over
???????: Omph!
Y/n: Oh shit sorry I wasn't looking where I was going are you ok
You stretch out your hand to help the person up
???????: No it was my fault I wasn't paying attention ahead of me, I was listening to my music
They take your hand and you help them up, they pat themselves off to get rid of any pebbles or dust they have on them, as they were doing that you can't help but notice what they are, they were a bird, specifically an owl.
???????: You must be new to hell, aren't you?
Y/n: Uh yeah, how can you tell?
???????: You're not trying to kill me, get in my pants, or completely avoiding me right now
Y/n: Why would I want to do that I just met you
???????: Because I'm the of the daughter of the goetic prince of hell, Some people want leverage against him or just to be part of the family tree by getting to me
Y/n: That seems fucked up, but if it's dangerous for you to be alone out here why are you alone
???????: I just wanted get out of my House, needed to get some air and besides I'm visiting a music shop I wanted to to see
Y/n: I guess that makes sense, The names Y/n by the way, and you are?
???????: Octavia, Octavia Goetia
Y/n: Well it's nice to meet you Octavia, now if you excuse me I have to go to work
Octavia: Oh? Where do you work
Y/n: Not that far from here actually I work for I.M.P, Im supposed to do assassinations but I haven't killed anything yet, I do have my first hit to day though
Octavia: Oh you work for I.M.P, yeah I heard of them, my dad is actually one of their "associates", actually he's a big reason why the company exist
Y/n: I see, Maybe this mean we can actually meet again
Octavia: Yeah but since your here right now, would you like to visit this shop with me, It's right around the corner
Y/n: Sure I still got some time to explore
Octavia: Sweet, just follow me
And just like that you and Octavia, we're on the way to a music shop, which made you think, does hell have its own music artist and human artist or is just exclusively demons making music, if it is just demons you'll definitely miss some music back in your old laugh, you then decide to ask Octavia an important question.
Y/n: Hey Octavia I have a question, Is there any Human media here or is it exclusive to only demon made things
Octavia: Good Question, Most media here is made by demons but there are some human produced items out there, that's why I'm visiting this music shop, I heard there some music made by humans and I wanted to listen to them.
Y/n: That's Great! Maybe I can give you info about them if you see anyone that peaks your interest, I loved music back when I was alive, I even played some instruments, and dj'd time to time
Octavia: You were a DJ? Sounds fun
Y/n: It was but I never really made it big, usually my gigs were just small time stuff that could get me past the week in pay, This one time I was Djing in this abandoned school gym, and there was 3 dudes and 1 girl beating the shit and killing the crowd with there bare fist, I didn't want to mess with them at all so I just kept playing music while a bloodbath happened.
Octavia looks at you in shock and is amazed how you're not scarred by that
Y/n: That wasn't even the worst part, like I saw some shit, like the girl ripped out this guy's throat, one guy uppercut a guys head clean off, this buff dude like 4 inches taller than me crushes a dudes head with his bare hands, and the last guy was insane he wore nothing but cargo shorts and wraps around his legs and fist broke a dudes back so bad his rib cage popped out, nothing but blood and chaos that night and I remember it fondly
Octavia looked like she was about to ask if you need a therapist but chose to say nothing.
You both finally reach the music shop and walked in, it this aura around it that it was a sanctuary, no one to judge or bother you, it was decorated in signed labels and even some movie posters, although you don't know any of them.
As you walk around Octavia walks up to the store clerk, A man no older than 54 behind the desk, he had a tied up beard and long hair with trucker hat, wearing a grey button up shirt,his skin is a sickly blue, you can't really see the rest of his outfit cause of the barrier, his name tag reading T-Bone.
T-Bone: Well look at what my eyes see, the daughter of Stolas Ars Goetia, how can I help you your highness
Octavia: Show me the goods
T-Bone looks suprised and smirks.
T-Bone: a connoisseur I see well don't mind if I help you out
T-Bone then gets up from his chair and smacks a button the other side of his works space, you hear gears turn and metals clashing together as you at the back of the shop a stairway has opens to a basement, T-Bone bows down and puts at the stairway with his arms
T-Bone: Your highness, please take your time when looking down there
T-Bone then looks at you and smirks
T-Bone: And just who might you be, you that princesses boyfriend, I'm surprised the media hasn't caught wind of this yet
Octavia blushes and you started panicking
Y/n: No no no no no no, I just met her not that long ago, I bumped into her on accident on my way to work, we talked and she then invited me to go with her, there's no romance here
T-Bone eyes you up and down and just leans back into his chair.
T-Bone: Sure, Just make sure you to don't fool around down there, it maybe a secret area but it ain't exactly sound proof, Trust me, I know
T-Bone laughs like a madman at jis own joke, you found it kinda funny but not busy your balls hilarious, Octavia giggled a little bit but made her way to the stairway
You followed Octavia down the stairway and it shuts behind you leaving you in total darkness and you can't but think, Can Octavia see me in the dark?
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