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How was the honeymoon?
Soviet got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
I love him.
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Digging To Survive: I Can See Hints
After being awakened from their slumber, billions of people found themselves dispersed in various sealed crypts. Surrounded by earth, they each had only a shovel. They had to dig their own tunnels in order to advance to the next crypts. Nobody could predict whether it was a crypt full of supplies or monsters ahead! Klein was also forced to join in the digging, but he could see hints. [Dig further and you will end up in magma.] [It’s not a bad idea to dig to your right. After you enter the crypt, dash for four meters and stab the underground creature in slumber to death with a spear.] [A baby lamb is awaiting you on your left.] While everyone else was still exploring cautiously, Klein was already loaded with supplies and was dominating the underground world. While the rest were still stressed over their next meal, Klein was already trading with others with his leftover food…
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Labyrinth of Light: Stormbringer
Endaria is back, and the great seal has chosen a new hero. A young dying girl falls into the gaze of the gods and she fights to survive as she is cast into a deadly labyrinth with a terrible secret. Friends, and enemies gather as she struggles to learn what it means to be the bringer of storms.
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Stepping Through
Tina Ruttledge had just about had it with post-university life, including a string of dead end jobs that weren't exactly meaningful or even paying the rent in an expensive city like Toronto to live in. And at 24 she's beginning to wonder, as the only thing she's really been into is her dodgeball league, and due to government cuts, her league has been shut down. Enter Devon Olafson, standing 4' 4" tall with a job offer that seems too good to be true, even if it is just a well paying administrative position in a stuffy office in 'Scarberia' that looks like it would have been more comfortable in the 1980s, a decade or so before she was even born.. Tina knew there was something a bit otherworldly about the short guy whose become her new boss. But Devon was looking for more than just an out of work millennial, and Tina is about to embark on an adventure that she never could have imagined. And she might even survive it, if she doesn't start throwing muffins, that is.
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Fire Soul
The world of dreams and the world of mortals come together. A queen is manipulated into destroying her kingdom. A young girl is abducted by strange forces from outside her reality. Her father follows behind, wracked with depression with the loss of his wife, his only concern now to save his daughter. As she transitions from one plane of existence to another, her life begins to change in response to the dream - or nightmare - she has entered. Can he save her before her Fire Soul consumes the world?
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Neophyte: Common Route
A story about self-discovery, interpersonal relationships, magic and magical creatures-- and a silent war. Marsha is about seven years past adulthood and still feels like a scared child in her parents' home. This is exacerbated when she discovers her father has apparently keyed up his destructive, sadistic habits-- leading to a mad dash out of the house with precious cargo in tow and only one idea where to go. This begins her journey, leading to a discovery that will change her life forever. And she never wants to go back. (Warnings: Lots of descriptions of abusive, sadistic and otherwise traumatizing and triggering behavior that a parent perpetuated toward a child or multiple children. Descriptions of violence, a main character with emotional issues that will be dealt with, and a whole lot of the 'aftermath' of battles in a war. Even a few descriptions of some of those battles. Things of that nature. If you can't handle one of those, please do not read.) {I had this idea to write a 'common route' and then 'romance routes' like they do in otomes? Book 1 is the common route, and then at book 2, you choose your love interest. Each of which is encased in their own book.}
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Family Tithes
At 17, Candyce's small worldview is maginifed when her big brother, Ace, invites her into his world as punishment. Ace may have been an overbearing big brother at home, but in the streets he was feared and respected as a young drug dealer, proving he was indeed the late Santana's son. However, Candyce soon finds herself in deep shit when she's dragged to the wrong business meeting. Now, Candyce, Ace and Caesar, Ace's best friend, are forced to continue business with a looming target on their backs. They're determined to survive another day for the family they have at home. But when shit hits the fan, it becomes less about the men gunning for them, and more about the enemies in their own circle. As if watching over her own shoulder isn't hard enough, Candyce soon finds herself watching out for her entire family as well. With everybody out to protect their own it comes down to family tithes. What are Candyce, Ace and Caesar willing to give up to protect the ones they love? Their answers might undo the family ties they've shared for so long. MATURE. EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. EXTREME VIOLENCE DESCRIBED. (16+)
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