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My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Tackle him.
Dump him (so you can be with me)-
Kick him in the shin.
NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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