{UK is female and Britain is male}

Are you ready for this?

Not really-

It'll be fine.

*kisses Soviet on the cheek*

*walk into the room where Britain is reading a book*

Britain, we have something to tell you-

*casually throws up on the floor*

*stares at Soviet with wide eyes*

I think that went well!

You threw up and we both left.

Nah, that's all in the past.

It was literally 30 seconds ago.

That's a matter of opinion.

No it isn't. Let's try again.

*walk back in*

Britain, we have something to tell you.

*covers his nose and mouth with a cloth and falls to the ground*

...

I chloroformed myself, didn't I?

Yeah, you did.

Yeah...

*starts to raise the cloth to his nose and mouth again*

*smacks his hand away*

Don't do it again! Look, you take the lead this time.

*walk back in again*

*speaking complete gibberish and trying to mime*

You see, the thing is, UK and I-

I'll just kill him. *raises a gun and points it at Britain's head*

OH NO NO NO- *tries to stop him*

Just let me kill him! LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE-

NO NO-

*slings an arm around Britain's shoulders* Mum, Dad, I'M GAY!

*blushing furiously*

WRONG! I hope-

*trying to shoot Britain again*

*trying to stop him again*

IF I SHOOT HIM WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS CAN BE SO EASY!

*appearing a lot shorter than before* When two people spend a lot of time together-

WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!

Ich habe sex mit deiner schwester-

NEIN!

Britain-

*appears in the room*

I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!

You're chubby!

;-;

YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!

*casually fortnite dancing*

-_-

*struggling with Soviet to try and stop him from shooting her brother again*

Soviet. SOVIET-

NO-

...

I'm really bad at this, aren't I?

Yeah, Britain is never gonna find out about us.

OH, THAT'S what we're doing!

*walk back into the room that Britain is in*

Britain, I know that this is hard for you to hear but I am dating your sister!

Yeah, that's fine-

*shoots him in the face*

*dies*

WHOOPS!

*raises an eyebrow*

I think that went well!