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*works as a cashier and was scanning Britain's items when one item didn't have a barcode on it*
I don't see a barcode on it, so does that mean it's free? *is obviously making a joke*
*raises an eyebrow* I don't see a barcode on you, does that mean you're free tonight?
*flustered*
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