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*is playing with a toy but the batteries ran out*
Goddammit. I'd better ask Папа to replace the batteries then...
*looks all around the house but couldn't find his parents anywhere*
Maybe they're in their bedroom...?
*walks upstairs to his parents' bedroom and is about to go in when he heard moaning coming from the room*
What the...
*opens the door to see Soviet on top of Britain while they are naked but the duvet is on top of them*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
BLYAT-
You seriously forgot to lock the door?!
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