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*around a table with a broken coffee machine on it*
So.
Who broke it?
...
I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
*inhale*
*raises hand* I did it. I broke-
*puts finger over Britain's mouth*
No, no you didn't.
UKSR?
Don't look at me! Look at Sovian!
What?! I didn't break it!
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
*points to the broken coffee machine* Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Suspicious...
No, it's not!
If it matters, probably not but... Sovietbritain was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh, really? Then what were you doing near the coffee machine earlier?
I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that Sovbrit!
Okay, let's not fight, I broke it so let me pay for it Soviet-
NO!
WHO BROKE IT?!
...
*whispering* Папа, UKSSR has been awfully quiet-
Really?!
Yeah, really-
OH MY GOD-
*fighting each other*
*quickly escapes the mess that is his family*
I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
*looks at the siblings fighting while Britain tries to stop them*
I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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