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Throw me my keys!
*throws Christmas tree*
I said my KEYS.
I thought you said Christmas trees!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY CHRISTMAS TREES?!
~UwU~
Toss me my keys!
*throws printer*
I SAID MY KEYS!
I thought you said printer!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY PRINTER?!
~ÙwÓ~
Toss me my keys!
*throws copy machine*
I. Said. My. Keys!
I thought you said copy machine!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY-
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Lord of the Night
My name is Laoch. I have stained the plains of the Badlands with blood. I have made legions vanish and knights weep for their mothers. I have started and ended ages with the swing of a sword. I have stolen the souls of the wicked and the just. I have walked paths in the night that dragons fear to fly over in the day and led armies of skeletons against creatures that men fear too much to fight.I have returned, and this is just the begining. I will regain what was once mine. Stand in my way at your peril.My name is Laoch, the Skeleton King, if you have not heard of me. You surely will. Follow the newly summoned Skeleton as he discovers his purpose while carving out a place he can call home in a confusing new world. .
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Dust and Glory
A century after World War III left the planet a nuclear wasteland, earth is nearly unrecognizable. Alien ‘Benefactors’ have taken control of North America’s most populous cities and built indomitable walls around them, defending their inhabitants but trapping them under a totalitarian rule. Outside these citadels, chaos reigns, led by the mutants of the wasteland; cultists, raiders, and canibal clans. Glory, a rogue android, is roaming the wastes after escaping her sadistic “father”. Alone and reeling from the effects of a previously sheltered life, her only ray of hope is Reza City, built upon the ruins of what used to be Phoenix, Arizona. True, the Benefactors have a strict ban on self-aware artificial intelligence in place, but that should only prove an issue if they realize she’s an AI. The real problem is what lurks outside the city: over a million square miles of harsh, unyielding desert. And slinking between the dunes and the fissures are the mutants, looking for an easy victim.
8 408 - In Serial6 Chapters
Midnight Origins: Arrival
On a lush planet known as Bhar, Verun is now the leading nation in the development of the rivaled schools of Magic and Science. Having brought forth an era of peace and prosperity for themselves through the development of Magitech, The High council was eager to spread their knowledge and beliefs to the furthest reaches of the continent, with the goal of ending senseless conflicts and prioritizing advancements in Magitech and improving the quality of life. This ambition, however, is not without opposition. Most followers side with one school or another, believing it is superior in nature. This conflict dates back to the very beginning of civilization itself, where it is believed by both sides that their gods descended from the heavens, bestowing upon them the knowledge that would bring the world into a new age. And though some took great interest in their differences, others would seek to convert each other through any means necessary. That being the case, The High council, leaders of Verun, had made the necessary preparations to handle threats and attempt diplomacy between the remaining opposers. Talented volunteers were hand chosen to be among the military, tasked with protecting the nation from both internal and external threats. And although non-biological creations have improved quality of life, they are not yet capable of replacing the military. The necessary research and development for such a thing was thought to be decades away, until Councilman Eranor encountered an anomaly in his facility…
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I'm not the main character.
Jonathan was a normal college student, on a date before he got sent to another world to live his life as one of the slaves of the Octavian Empire. This is the story of Jonathans' trials, tribulations and his journey as he tries to stay alive and find a way home.
8 141 - In Serial39 Chapters
ဗီလိန်က ပက်ပက်စက်စက်ကို လှလွန်းတယ်! [Mmtranslation]
Zawgyi: ဗီလိန္က ပက္ပက္စက္စက္ကို လွလြန္းတယ္!ရွစ္သိေလးေတြ ေမြးစားတတ္တဲ့ holy fatherႀကီး ရွစ္ရႈန္း X အၿမဲJဝင္ေနေသာ obsessiveရွစ္သိ!!ရှစ်သိလေးတွေ မွေးစားတတ်တဲ့ holy fatherကြီး ရှစ်ရှုန်း X အမြဲJဝင်နေသော obsessiveရှစ်သိ!!name: The Villain is Outrageously Beautiful(反派他過分美麗)Author: 騎鯨南去Total Chapters: 145#All credit to author and eng translator.#
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Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)
This is a story about a average anime nerd and a stupid decision that most would make if they got the chance.To go into there favorite anime/manga. Which just so happened to be one piece...A dream come true right? You fool! Its fun in concept but in reality its going into a world that could kill you in an instant.Lucky for the idiot that made the decision was they were born a infant when they swapped worlds. Other good news, they know who they've been born as. An OC they made. The bad news is that there a punching bag OC.Lets boogie.Started: 09/21/2021Ended: 00/00/0000
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