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Throw me my keys!
*throws Christmas tree*
I said my KEYS.
I thought you said Christmas trees!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY CHRISTMAS TREES?!
~UwU~
Toss me my keys!
*throws printer*
I SAID MY KEYS!
I thought you said printer!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY PRINTER?!
~ÙwÓ~
Toss me my keys!
*throws copy machine*
I. Said. My. Keys!
I thought you said copy machine!
WHY THE F*CK WOULD I SAY-
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