I unlike Editing Cullen do no just hear a barrage of thoughts from anyone within my hearing range. I choose to go see what they're thinking, or hear, whatever. However when there's louder thoughts I can hear them no problem. Like my dad right now.

"I'm not back together with him." I tell him while he eats his lunch.

"I didn't say you were." He mumbles and his mustache twitches.

"You're thinking it." I say. "And you're wrong." I say while I toss a green apple in between my hands, I miss being able to eat them.

"Mmm." Is all I get back. "So do I uh need to have the talk with you too?"

"Vampires can't have kids." I tell him and he sighs. "Plus I did have a really hot girlfriend for a while."

"I don't want to know." He says cringing.

"Hey dad, why didn't you ever get remarried after Renee? Or ever like date?"

"Because it's just a lot of you know?"

"Trouble? Drama?" I suggest. "Death?"

"I don't know about that least one."

"Well Addison killed herself and I'm now a undead being so I'm 2 for 2 here."

"Celeste." He mumbles. "Do you ever think about like therapy?"

"I'd lose my sparkle." Not that I could so long as the sun shines. Get it? "Besides other than my drug usage I dealt with it pretty well don't you think?"

"I guess." He mumbles. "You ever think of getting married?"

"I used to." I tell him putting the apple down and leaning on my fist. "When I was with Addison, I had all these plans."

"And Emmett?"

"Renee ruined it for me by then." I say rolling my eyes. "She ruined a lot for me."

"Like what?"

"Marriage, having kids, being in love, holidays, the whole white picket fence dream." I tell him. "I used to want that before she came and wrecked all the ideas of it, and now they just don't seem appealing anymore."

"Do you ever think you do want it but you're issues with your mom stain it?"

"I used to think that was it, but honestly I really can see myself living that life." I say shrugging before leaning back in my seat. "Aside from the no more junk food in pretty content in life."

"Of course all you think about is food."

-

"They don't trust us enough to be in their human forms." Edwin says as we approach the coven for newborn slaughter training.

"They came that's all that matters." Carlisle says smiling. "Jaspers here is more knowledgeable in this field so he'll be helping today."

"All hail major Hale." Alex whispers and I snort.

"No need to whisper, we can all hear you regardless." I tell her.

"Stupid supernaturals."

-Jaspers monologue-

"Any questions?" Jasper asks and I raise my hand. "Celeste?"

"Does a persons blood type make them taste different?"

"Yes." Calvin and Jasper answer.

"Cool." I say nodding. "You can go back to whatever you were talking about."

"Right so."

"Actually." I interrupt. "If Aro, Marcus and Caius are that old do you think it's possible they were the three wise men?" This got laughter all around.

"Moving on." Jasper said once he composed himself. "There's two things to remember, never let them get behind you. And second, never go for the obvious kill."

"The masculine urge to salute him." I mutter and he smirks at me.

"Emmett here is a good example, strong with no battle strategy."

"Burn." Alex and Bella say at the same time and he flips them off.

"Why not use the actual new born?" Bella asks and I swear Jasper actually felt irritated for a second there.

"Because Celeste would just kill us all." Calvin says. "And we'd end up as little test subjects in tubes."

"I was thinking coffins actually." I tell him. "For the aesthetic."

"Oh well obviously." He says.

"Can you two stop?" Edgar snaps.

"Calm down, they're just talking, it's something friends do. I know you're unfamiliar with that concept but still." Bella says and Jared barks a laugh. Literally.

"Okay moving on." Jasper says. "Pay attention."

-

"She's not home." Edward says as Emmett goes to leave the Cullen house. "She went to Canada to hunt."

"Why Canada?" Esme asks.

"She likes the snow." Calvin answers. "She also feels bad about local Bambi's, and moose are more fun because they're scarier."

"She needs a mental evaluation." Edward mumbles and Jasper smacks him with hi news paper. "I'm right and you know it."

"I feel like you need to stop talking shit for the amount of times she's out you on your ass." Emmett says smirking. "I mean come on Dude."

"All of those were times I wasn't ready, she couldn't beat me now."

"Make sure you tell her that then." Calvin said. "We can make it a real event to see." Just then Calvins phone rang. "It's like she knows we were talking about her." He answered. "Hello."

"I fucked up." Celeste said sounding panicked. "I didn't mean to, and I don't know what to do."

"Slow down." Calvin said as him Emmett and Jasper made to leave the house. "Where are you?" The trio began the run to find her.

"Somewhere in Canada." She says breathing fast like she was running a marathon. "What do I do?"

"Just stay there, we'll be there soon."

"Okay."

-

"Holy shit." Calvin whispers as they catch sight of Celeste and the corpse in front her her. "Well this is bad."

"Thanks for that Captain obvious." Celeste snaps, panic seeming gone. "What do I do with this?" She asks gesturing to the corpse.

"Burn it." Calvin says with a simple shrug. "Get rid of all the evidence."

"And you know what sucks the most? I'm still hungry." She mutters to herself and Emmett laughs wrapping her in his arms. "I was doing so good."

"One slip up isn't the end." Emmett tells her. "Besides everyone has one."

"Some of us more than one." Calvin says. "Don't worry no one's going to judge you for this."

"I am." She says. "Now I need to quit my job."

"No you don't." Jasper said as he helped Calvin build a pyre to burn the body. "You've done fine so far, besides isn't uh Logan always there?"

"I guess."

"See no need to worry."

"That's what I thought and here we are burning some random." She huffed. "This is so obnoxious." She whined and Jasper tried to sooth the guilt she felt.

"You're telling us." Calvin muttered. "God you really drained the poor guy."

"Oh my god." She muttered burying her face dwelling in Emmett's chest. "That's it I'm moving to Alaska."

"Have fun with the Denalis then." Calvin muttered. "You and Kate should get along like a fire." He smirked as he threw a lighter onto the body and it lit up.

"Who the fuck are the Denalis?" She asks still not moving from Emmett's arms as he's soothed her hair.

"Family friends also live the vegetarian lifestyle."

"No thank you." She says before gasping. "The packs gonna kill me."

"No they won't."

"You don't know that."

"Yes I do, because you're not gonna tell them."

"This is why they don't like you."

"Oh no I'm so hurt." Calvin said holding his chest. "Moving on shall we pray for the dearly departed?"

"I hate you."

"Love you too firework."

"Mama just killed a man." Celeste hummed. "Put my teeth against his neck. Bit down now his dead." Jasper laughed recognizing the Queen son. "Mama life had just begun."

"You are a horrible person." Emmett laughed.

"Thanks it keeps me awake at night."