"So you guys aren't back together?" Angie asks confused as we sit scattered around the living room, in pajamas of course. It's a girls night.

"No, it a process." I tell her.

"She means she has a begging kink." Leah says grinning as she eats cookies.

"Leah." Dad says groaning. "Please we've spoken about this."

"Speaking of I think Bella needs the talk." I say looking back at dad. "Her and Eggplant seem to be getting cozier."

"Uh that's uh. Well I guess." Dad says before heading upstairs only for us to dissolve into giggles.

"Poor Charlie." Alex says leaning back on Leah.

"Poor Bella." Vivian says. "If you're a girl I promise not to subject you to your fathers sex talk." She says patting her stomach.

"Aww." Angie coos pinching Viv's cheek. "How cute."

"I'm here." Bella says coming into the house.

"And we're queer, cookie?" Alex offers the plate and Bella takes one.

"Bad joke." Bella says. "Hey dad." She greets as he comes down the stairs.

"Bells." He says slumping into the kitchen and Bella follows.

"I wanna record this." I whisper and go upstairs only using my speed when out of Angie's sight. Going back downstairs with the camera.

"You don't want to have to get married because you weren't you know careful." Dads says not even looking at Bella.

"What?"

"Look you know what I'm talking about." Dad sighs. "There's things you need to think about if you're gonna be... physically intimate." This man is physically cringing.

"Okay, don't have 'the talk' with me, please."

"Well, it's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you." Dad says holding up a hand.

"I doubt that. And don't bother cause mom beat you to it like 10 years ago."

"Well, you didn't have a boyfriend 10 years ago."

"I'm sure things work the same way."

"Alright so you guys are.. taking precautions and."

"Okay dad please, just don't worry about that. Edward is old school." That's one way to Put it.

"Great what is that code for something."

"Oh my god, dad, I'm a virgin." Bella says.

"Ahh okay. Glad we covered that." He says turning around.

"Me too." She yells running past me into the living room.

"Liking Edward a little more now." Dad mumbles and I laugh. "You're horrible." He says to me without turning around.

-

You know those stupid cliche montages in school where the younger sister wears her older sister after creating a mess in said older sisters room? Yea that's currently my life right now as Bella gets dressed for her graduation.

"You better clean this all up." I tell her as she continues tossing my closures everywhere. "Seriously dude."

"Whatever." She mumbles picking something and leaving my room.

"Don't act like I didn't hear you sneak out last night." I yell at her.

"You heard shit." She yells back and I sigh.

"Yea just smelt Evaporate on you." I mumble and start to get ready to embarrass her. "Smells like dookie."

-

Jessica while a idiot, shallow, boy-obsessed and all around annoying, did write a decent speech at least it didn't make me want to rip my eyelashes out. And so now it's time for a bunch of irrelevant faces to walk across the stage. Boring.

"Yo we should boowhen Edward and Alice walk." Conner says leaning over Alex to get close to me.

"First of all yes." I say giddy with the idea. "Second of all you can whisper to yourself and I'll hear you."

"Okay vampire." He mumbles and goes back to his seat. "We're booing them right?" He asks again and Alex mumbles a yes.

"You won't." Calvin says from where he's sitting.

"Watch me." I say and see him smirk. "Also what's this I hear of a party?"

"Alice not me." He says back and claps like he gives a fuck about whoever just walked across the stage. "I don't feel like being the middle man." I roll my eyes and ignore him.

"Here they go." Paul says and as Principal whatever his name is called Alice the booing started. Was it fucked up? Totally. Did I care? No.

The entire pack, who was here for Bella, and the four of us booed hard. And we only got louder when Edward walked. I think dad and Billy joined on that one too.

"Are we booing the blonde one?" Logan asks as we see Jasper line up.

"No we like Jasper." I tell him and he nods. "Speaking of you missed when some guy came in yesterday and tried to have me tattoo a confederate flag on his arm."

"How is that speaking of?" Alex asks from the other side of me.

"Jasper was in the civil war." I tell her. "Anyway he got mad when I said no and I got to drag him out by his ear."

"You enjoy violence way too much." Conner says shaking his head.

"It's because she's a sadist." Leah mumbles and we giggle. "Maybe we should warn Cullen."

"Please he's probably into that." Paul says. "Especially to be to into Onyx's dumbass."

"I'm not the one who dropped out of high school." I mumble. "Oo Bella and Angie." I say and we get ready to cheer for them. "They grow up so fast."

"Oh you big sap." Logan says and turns to Viv. "You too." He says to Viv who looks like she's on the verge of tears.

"It's the hormones asshole." She says just as they call Bella's name. We all shoot up cheer as she walks across the stage face red. We keep cheering as Angie walks and she waves at us. "I'm so proud." Viv cries and I laugh, how cute.

-

"I'm so proud of you." I tell Bella while I hug her.

"Yea yea let me go." She says only to bombarded by the pack. "Oh."

"So much love." Calvin says coming around. "Party starts at 6. You need to be there." He says pointing at me. "Congratulations Bella and goodbye."

"What a tool." Paul mumbles.

-

"And where was this love when we graduated?" Alex asked as we walked into the Cullen house, and I could not agree more. "Holy fuckballs."

"Glad someone's enjoying it." Alice says.

"Enjoying it less now that you're here." Alex says brushing past her, I snort and the rest of us follow her inside. "How you've kept from killing her is beyond me."

"Magic and not being able to decide the best way to do it." I tell her.

"Emmett Cullen is staring at you." Conner whispers in my ear.

"The fuck is this the cafeteria again?" I ask him and we burst into giggles. "Weirdos."

"Ooo snacks." Vivian says.

"My thoughts seeing humans stand around." I say and she smacks my chest lightly. "What it's funny?"

"Go bother Emmett." She mutters.

"No, I promised Logan I'd stick to you like glue." I tell her. "Gotta protect the bean."

"Between you two I'll suffocate. Now shoo." She says and stomps away.

"We got her." Alex says and drags Conner away.

"Subtle aren't they." Emmett says coming up behind me and putting his arm around my shoulders.

"They try." I say shrugging. "What's up?"

"Nothing." He says.

"Wrong the answer would be the stench of human." I mutter as someone stumbles past us. "And body odor. Like they can't use deodorant."

"So mean."

"Yup." He laughs and I smile. "What's he doing here?" I ask seeing Jacob come into the house. "Wasn't Bella's fist to his face clear?"

"Apparently not." Emmett says before he turns me around. "Come on no killing the boy."

"No fun." I say and let him drag outside to the porch. I sit in the railing facing the house and he stands in front of me. "Any updates?"

"Not yet." He says. "Anything on your end?" I shake my head. "I have a question."

"Shoot."

"What are you going to do about Andrew?"

"I have no idea." I say slumping so my forehead rest on his shoulder. "It depends how far gone he is."

"And what's your definition of too far?"

"I guess we'll find out." I say sitting back up. "One way or the next." Calvin comes out onto the porch.

"Hate to break this up, Alice saw something." He says motioning for us to come inside and disappears back into the party.

"Oh goody." I mumble jumping off the railing. "You gonna move?" I ask Emmett who just smiles at me. "I'll kiss you later."

"We still need to talk about that." He says poking my forehead.

"Eh maybe later." He laughs and we head towards where the entire coven is gathered. "Alrighty what mess are we in now?"

"They're coming here." Alice says and I turn and smack Extermination in the head.

"I'm calling Sam." I say and walk out of the room. "Idiots."

"I'm busy." He huffs into the phone.

"Sorry to disturb. We need a meeting tomorrow ASAP." I tell him rolling my eyes as more people bump into me.

"Got it. Bye now." He says hanging up. I guess Emily got it like that. Go her.

"What's going on?" Jacob asks grabbing my arm, before realizing that was a idiotic mistake and let go.

"Sam will tell you tomorrow now shoo." I tell him going back into the room and locking him out. "So plans or just your inevitable doom?"

"Jasper is going to train us and hopefully the wolves in fighting newborns." Carlisle says. "Do you think they would be willing to help?"

"Your asking me if the werewolves would help kill vampires?" I ask him. And here I thought you needed to smart to be a doctor. "Long as they get to kill some vampires, besides they don't run from problems."

"So then we'll schedule a training day." Jasper says.

"Prepare for Battle: Training arc." I mumble.

"What?"

"Nothing cowboy."