"I haven't seen you in pants in months." Paul says when I walk into Emily's house. A now sleepover central for all human imprints and Seth. "It's weird."

"Yes well in case any fighting happens I would prefer if nobody saw up my skirt. You know?" I ask him coming in to see everyone even less dressed than usual as we get ready to meet the Cullens. "Moms super happy Jacob went by the way."

"Feeling left out?" He asks me pouting.

"No. I pity them both." I look at the clock Emily had. "Hate to break up the love fest but it's time."

"Alright let's move out." Sam says nodding before we all headed out. "And you two." He says pointing at me and Paul. "Don't be stupid."

"Hey have a little faith." I say bumping his shoulder, he continues to glare at me. "Alright alright."

After they all shift we run to meet the Cullens on our side of the treaty line. The Cullens were already there and now we wait. And wait and wait. I can feel the pack getting antsy as we wait and gods I cannot blame them this shit is boring.

"Are you sure this is where you saw her?" Carlisle asks softly and I swear to god it better be or so help that little pixie.

"She's almost here." Alice says looking like she's off in la la land. We listened closer and all to be heard was the wolves steady breathing and some ducking birds. But then there it was and I was off. "On the left." Alice calls and I hear everyone start running.

I see her up ahead and see Paul and Logan pass me trying to get her.

"Watch it." Alice yells and I have to jump back when Victoria throws Logan back.

"What an idiot." I mumble and catch up with Jared just as she jumps to the other side of the line. "Oh she thinks she's smart." I say and keep on the wolf side while she taunts Edward. You know if she wasn't a homocidal freak we would probably get along.

She jumps back and I launch myself at her and we go tumbling through the dirt.

"Hello." She says while I try to rip her head off.

"Bitch." I say and we flip again this time into the river. Oh great I'm wet now. God all this rolling around and it's not for a sexy time, what a waste.

"Emmett don't!" I hear and then hear growling and shouting.

"Paul!" Sam shouts and I look up to see Emmett and him going at it, which leads to Victoria throwing me into a tree before getting away.

"Shit." Logan says pulling on his pants as he helps me up. "You good?"

"No she got away." I grumble trying to brush all the dirt off of my wet clothes. "What a waste."

"Let's go." Sam says and Paul growls at Emmett one more time before following a once again wolf Sam back I nod at Logan who changes back and we run back to the house.

"He was in the wrong." Paul says once he shifts back and we're the only ones left outside.

"I know that."

"So you're not mad?"

"Why would I be mad?"

"Just making sure. Sorry you got thrown."

"Eh I'm pretty had to bruise now." I say shrugging and he laughs. "Get any good hits in?"

"Oh definitely."

"Good."

-

Once again I'm being forced to walk into the Cullen house hold and regretting ever dating anyone in my damn life.

"She coming back?" I ask Alice seeing her with her weird far off look in her eyes.

"Not that I've seen." She says and I nod.

"Anyway I'm just here to warn that if you guys break the treaty again hunting Victoria down or otherwise it won't just be a petty slap fight." I say shrugging and Rosalie scoffs, I will knock this bitch out. "So let me know if she's coming back. Later." I turn and leave because why would I stay there?

"Celeste." Rosalie says from behind me, ugh. I'm just gonna ignore her. I keep walking down the driveway towards my car so I can leave. "Can we talk?"

"Absolutely not." I say and get into my car so I can be free of all this stress. "Goodbye."

"Really Celeste will just grow up?" God the way her and Edward irk my soul is so fucking obnoxious. I get back out of the car and get in her face because I am so fucking tired of these god damn entitled fossils.

"No I will not grow up. And do you want to know why I'm not gonna grow up? Because I can't. I'm stuck like this at 18 forever." God I'm loud. "And you know why I'm gonna be 18 forever? Because you're fucking brother makes messes and then runs away so he doesn't have to clean them up."

"Celeste."

"No no shut up." I say glaring at her, and her stupid frowning face. "Whats with the face huh? You asked a question you got an answer now fuck off." I turn back around and get back into my car and waste no time driving away. Fucking stupid asses.

-

"Are you serious Bella?" I ask when she gets home from a visit with our monster, sorry mother. "You must hate me."

"Look I just don't want to go to the hospital." She says glaring down at her own hand. "Please."

"Fine." I say and we go get into Ruby, because just because I have super speed doesn't mean imma ignore my beautiful child. "You're grounded for this by the way."

"Yea yea." She mumbles and I pull into yen driveway. "You speed way too much."

"Hey I'm just trying to make Dom Terroto proud." I tell her and we walk into the house. "Hey doc can you help us out here?" Like I didn't just try to murder his son.

"Of course." Carlisle says smiling. "Come sit Bella."

"Try to chew gum and walk again?" Emmett asks and I have to snort.

"Punched a werewolf in the face actually." She says smugly.

"Badass."

"Which one?" I ask her because this is news to me, which shame on me for not asking about it earlier.

"Later." She mumbles and I nod and pull out my phone because someone texted me. Oo it's Paul.

Guess who got his shit rocked?

Who?

Jacob, by none other than Isabella.

Lml. Did he tell you why?

Apparently he kissed her.

Talk about hardcore friend zoning.

"Jacobs being made fun of now Bella." I tell her looking up.

"Good." She mumbles and I laugh again.

"Hey how's hunting Victoria go?"

"Well she got me wet. And not in a fun way." I tell her and she raises a brow. "We took a tumble into the river. And then she got away."

"Sucky."

"You're telling me." I say sighing. "So that was a waste of trip."

"You're telling me."

"Alright we're all done." Carlisle says. "Just a slight sprain. Don't put to much pressure on it." Bella nods and my phone buzzes again. It's Leah this time.

Jacob kissed Bella.

I heard

Yea but like he kissed her

without asking. And then got mad when

She said don't kiss her. And tried to kiss her again.

I crushed my phone and Bella looked at me worried.

"You." I say pointing at Calvin. "Watch her. I'll be back."

"No Celeste don't." Bella says but I'm already going out the house and towards Jacob execution.

"You slimy bastard." I yell barging into his house where Bill, dad and Harry are. "I'll fucking kill you."

"It's not that big of a deal." Jacob argues and I go to wring his neck and bad and Billy get in my way.

"He kissed Bella without consent." I tell dad pointing at Jacob and him and Billy whip their heads around to face Jacob.

"It's not that big of a deal."

"I will shoot you right now." Dad threatens.

"And I'll let him." Billy says smacking Jacob on the leg. "What the hell is your problem?"

"She doesn't know what she wants!" He snaps and Billy smacks him again.

"Here's an idea wait for her to fucking ask!" I yell at him. "God your acting like Edwin right now."

"Too far." Jacob says pointing at me.

"So is assaulting my little sister."