I was walking towards the bathroom you know like a normal teenager when someone grabbed me and pulled me into a closet. I looked up to see a fuming Emmett Cullen.

"What the hell man?" I ask shoving his hand off me.

"Did you think that stunt you pulled yesterday was funny?"

"No I don't think it's funny, I know it's funny." I said.

"Well it wasn't."

"What you don't like teddy bears?" I ask him.

"That's not the point."

"We'll get to it, I have to pee." Lie. I crossed my arms and you know what. "Forget this I don't care." I open the door and run into Alex. She looks from me to Emmett. "Don't even think about it." I grab her arm and start dragging her with me to the bathroom.

"So 7 minutes in heaven." Alex jokes.

"More like 3 minutes in hell." I counter. "God men really be having the audacity don't they?"

"Ok calm down what happened?"

"He's being all pissy about the painting."

"Dude you'd think he'd a have a thicker shell."

"That's what I'm saying. And he made all these jokes about it, so like it's not like it hurts him." I washed my hands. God I didn't even use the bathroom but still. "If I thought it would actually hurt him I wouldn't have made the joke."

"Aww you care about his feelings."

"No I just don't need this Dracula beings whiny bitch, Edgar does enough of that."

"Dracula?"

"Yes, honestly if you ask me Jasper is classic Dracula, Edward is The Count from Sesame Street, Calvin is the vampire boy that Wattpad authors write about and Emmett is like Rory from My Babysitters a Vampire."

"Why does that seem so accurate?"

"Because it is, I'm very observant."

"Yes you are now let's go we have history in like 5 minutes."

"Oh boo."

-

"Celeste Swan you are amazing!" I look up to see my art teacher coming at me with her arms wide open.

"I know I know I'm the best." I joke as she squeezes me. "Why am I the best?" She laughs and pulls me over to her desk.

"This paining is truly magnificent." She says pointing to the wall where she hung up my painting.

"Oh well thank you."

"Of course, it's to sad and yet shown in a humorous way."

"That's what I was going for." No I was just being an ass.

"Yes well, Emmett was lucky to have you as a partner."

"Well anyone would be." I joke.

"Yes, now go sit." I listen and sit next to Emmett who is staring at my masterpiece.

"Glaring won't set it on fire." I whisper in his ear.

"Why did you paint it?" I turn back towards the painting.

"I was feeling inspired." I shrugged.

-

I walk over to the lunch table and throw myself down.

"I just need to know why has god forsaken me?" I whine. "Why me of all people?"

"Uh Celeste?" Not now Conner.

"I mean I get that we must be put to the test but why why? Why do bad things happen to good people?" I wipe away my "tears" and sit up normally. "Okay I'm done what's for lunch?"

"What the fuck was that?" Conner asks.

"I was expressing my emotions darling, don't be alarmed it only happens once every year so you won't see it again for a while."

"Well that's reassuring but why?"

"I felt like it." I shrug my shoulders and grab some skittles from him.

"Ok weirdo."

"I'm not the weird one here!" I argue.

"Name one person here weirder than you." Conner snaps back. I glance around the cafeteria.

"Edward Cullen, he sneaks into my sisters room at night to smell her shoes." I joke but then stop laughing when Edward freezes and looks over at me.

"Oh my fucking god do you actually?" I yell out. I turn towards Alex. "He actually does that shit I was joking!"

"Ok well I'm super uncomfortable now." Vivian says.

"Girl you? I live in that house, I've borrowed those shoes."

"I doubt he's actually smelling her shoes." Alex says rubbing my back.

"How would you know? He's from like the what 1910s? Man he probably gets turned on by ankles." I push my hair out of my face. "He's like a 117 year old virgin with depression!"

"Ok how did you go from freaking out to insulting in .5 seconds with such a smooth transition?" Conner asks.

"It's a skill I got as a result of my unresolved mommy issues." I tell him and put my head back into my hands. "God bad things really do happen to good people."

"Okay much love for you doll but where is all this drama queen energy coming from?" Alex asks.

"From the all the characters I stole personality traits from to become the baddest bitch to have ever lived."

"And these characters are?" Vivian asks.

"Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Magnus Bane, Isabella Lightwood, Patch, Aelin Whitethorn, Manon Blackbeak, Amren, Tony Stark, Loki. Honestly the list goes on for days."

"No wonder your so insane." Conner mutters.

"I'm taking that as a complement."

"Of course you are wacko."

"Ok children let's behave now." Vivian says.

"Yes ma'am." I say and salute her.

"Ok let's go physics time." Alex says as she pulls me up from my seat. I let my body drop so I'm dead weight.

"No please god no please." I cry out.

"Celeste get up or I'm giving Edward your shoes."

"No please his virgin smell would ruin them!" I say jumping up.

"You're a horrible person."

"I know it helps me sleep at night."

"Must you be so sarcastic?"

"I'm a 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones, Okay sarcasm is my only defense."

"I'm guessing stiles is also one of those characters?" Alex asks me.

"What can I say we're both bi disasters."

"Go sit down." She says judging me towards my table.

"No."

"What do you mean no?" Ha you've fallen right into my trap.

"I mean no, you wanna hear it in Spanish? NOH." She shakes her head but I see her smiling, I win. Sadly I do have to go sit down. I look up at Rosalie and smile. "Reminder that your boyfriend built like a bitch." Calvin starts to say something. "Shut yo ass up. You should be my girlfriend instead." I wink at her and then turn away. "Just kidding I don't fuck with bitches who don't like my sister."

"Well then she should mind her business." She hisses at me.

"The your brother shouldn't have waved said business all over town." I snap back. "You know I didn't see it before but you and Edward are so much alike. Both full of shit, or yourselves. Same thing in my opinion."

"Don't be fucking rude."

"Or what, you'll drain me?" I smirk at her as she slumps down in her seat. "I liked you Rosalie I really did, but even your looks can't fix your shit attitude, and you know you have a right to feel the way you do. I'm not gonna invalidate you and how you feel. But your taking it out on the wrong person. Leave my sister out of it." I turn away from her and face the board.

"Okay Class project time." The whole class let out a groan. "Now now calm down. I'm going to hand out instructions. Your group is you and your three table mates. Let's get to work." Fucking hell.

"So you're coming over to ours again?" Calvin asked breaking the silence.

"No I don't go over to people houses if I'm not friends with them." I say. Call me petty, I don't care. "Seems safer that way."

"Okay so you want to work at your house?"

"No only my friends can come over." PETTY. shut up brain. "We can work at the diner starting tomorrow." I leave no room for discussion as I get up right when the bell rings and walk away.

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Hola, this is just a filler for now.

Again thank you all so much for all the love and support you have shown this book.

It makes me so happy

-Rebel