Ashtooonnnnn

Luuuuuukkeeee

Ashtoonnnnn

Lukkkeeeeeee

Ashton

what

Ashton

WHAT

:-)

??

Ashyyyy

babe?

Ashhhh

what do you want

Ashton

stop being annoying

Ashyyyy

Message cannot be delivered.

No!

Message cannot be delivered.

fuck

Message cannot be delivered.

asshole

Message cannot be delivered.

To Calum-

tell Ashton to unblock

no fuck you

pls

no

pls chop suey

honestly fuck off

MOO SHU SHRIMP UR MY ONLY HOPE

Message cannot be delivered.

I hate everyone

Message cannot be delivered.

To Michael-

hey mikey :-)

go away

why does everyone hate me today

is today 'hate on Luke day'

don't be silly

that's everyday

funny

this is why u are my least favorite

I don't need u in my life

Ashton blocked me

good I don't blame him

were u being annoying

no

sureee

well

u don't need specific details

how are you still dating him

you're actually the most annoying person ever

will u tell him to unblock me

nah

wHhY

ask Cal to tell him

I did

he also blocked me

sucks, I'm busy

I'm going to go and have sex with calum

bye

well now what am I suppose to do :-(

To Liz-

hey mom! :-)

Luke I'm working don't bother me

:-(

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Ashton added Luke to the conversation.

Ashton added Calum to the conversation.

Ashton added Michael to the conversation.

NOW YOU ALL WANT TO TALK TO ME

OKAY

GOODEST FRIENDS EVER

did you just say goodest

this is why we don't talk to you

you embarrass me

well ur all assholes

especially u Ashton

don't be a prick

don't call me a prick u jerk

idiot

fucker

bitch

ass

fuckwad

I love you

I love you too

you guys are such relationship goals

mikey why can't we be as cute as them???!111?!!1!

why be cute when you can suck my dick instead

and they say romance is dead

u got yourself a catch sushi roll

ASHtOn TELL UR GIRLFRIEND TO STOP CALLING ME ASIAN FOODS

Lukey stop calling Calum Asian foods

no

sorry cal I tried

Calum left the conversation.

tragic, Ming Ming left

Michael removed Luke from the conversation.

*luke voice* tragic, the lanky noodle got removed

ffs

Ashton added Luke to the conversation.

Ashton added Calum to the conversation.

LET ME LEAVE IM BEING VERBALLY ABUSED

oh shut up young one

Calum left the conversation.

Ashton added Calum to the conversation.

STOP ADDING ME BACK

THEN STOP LEAVING

let the chicken dumpling leave

this is why I hate you

stop bickering you children

you're like 2 years older

but still older so ha

at least he's taller than you

Ashton removed Michael from the conversation.

Ashton wyd

Calum added Michael to the conversation.

he called me short

but baby u are

Ashton removed Luke from the conversation.

keep him out

Michael named the conversation 'NO LUKES ALLOWED'.

but then I'll be third wheeling with malum and that's just ew

Ashton added Luke to the conversation.

ur so generous

Luke named the conversation 'LUKE IS BETTER THAN MICHAEL HA HA HA'.

ty

the group name is a lie

shut up lo mein

guys I dyed my hair

what I thought you were gonna let me do it

sorry baby I was too excited

what color is it :D

you all get one guess

is it red? You look really good with red

very fucking good with red

watch yourself princess

stop fucking calling me princess

I would've thought Luke is princess

Luke IS princess

but is it blue

I know you said you wanted it blue

Luke guess

I bet it's green

nOpe [picture attached]

BABE YOU LOOK SO CUTE I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU

looks good Clifford!

I would suck ur dick

bro

too far

excuse you but the only dick you'll be sucking is mine

^^

srry srry js js

mikey the only one who will be sucking ur dick is the orange chicken I know

I'm so done with you

so how was the concert guys, I never asked

iT WAS AMAZING ALEX SMELLS AMAZING AND HE HUGGED ME AND I WANTED TO D I E AND SEEING THEM LIVE WAS JUST I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT, I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT WORDS

^^ but I got jealous

nobody asked u Lucas

how was the traffic afterwards?

dude it was horrible but it was so worth it

then we went to lukes

and

and what

don't act dumb, still high off of the concert something happened

nothing happened

bro you guys got together the day after what happened

well um almost sex????

Ashton! shut up!

almost sex? What happened hahaha

eh doesn't matter

no I wanna know

it's embarrassing

now I really wanna know

ur a freak Calum

I just wanna know why it's almost sex and not just sex gosh

it's Lukes fault!

how is it Lukes fault it is not lukes fault

you thought it'd be a good idea to suck my dick at 2 in the morning

well u started it

you still were sucking my dick

how was I suppose to know Jack would still be up it was 2. in. the. morning

woahwoahwoah wait Jack walked in on you guys ofmjdjdjs tHIS IS GREAT

IM LAUGHING HOW FAR WERE YOU GUYS

idk lukes mouth was wrapped around my dick sooo

SUCH IDIOTS WHY DID YOU NOT LOCK THE DOOR

I DIDNT THINK ID BE SUCKING ANY DICK

ESPECIALLY DIDNT THINK ID GET CAUGHT IN THE ACT

U STILL LOCK THE DOOR

JACK SAW MY DICK, IT WASNT OKAY

THIS IS EMBARRASSING STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

AT LEAST YOU WERENT COMPLETELY NAKED WHEN HE WALKED IN AND DIDNT HAVE THE GUYS BROTHER'S HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

I'm so screenshotting this conversation

good idea, it'll be a perfect throwback in a few years and good blackmail material

few years? Itll be a perfect throwback next month

NoOO NO NO NO

put it on twitter

Ashton removed Michael from the conversation.

hey just bc you guys got caught being all sexual doesn't mean you need to remove my boyfriend

Ashton removed Calum from the conversation.

I really hate calum

sorry you'll have to deal with him, there's a 98% chance we'll be having a double wedding with them

it's a no from me :-)

Luke removed Ashton from the conversation.

:-)

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QOTC; what are your top 3 favorite fanfics?

AOTC;

by @thekellinunderthevic (Lashton ; completed)

by JeddieJay (Larry ; in progress)

by umlashton (Lashton ; in progress)

I 10/10 recommend you to read all three of these they're absolutely amazing! (And if you do, please come to me so we can fangirl/boy about it)

My Gut Says No But Your Flesh Says Yes has the biggest plot twist, I wanted to stab my eyes out but it all wrks out in the end. (If you've read it don't spoil it for others!)

So what if I made a book just full of groupchats from the characters of this book and you guys could request scenarios and stuff? Would anyone read it?

Just punch me in the face bc of galaxy hair Michael (thxs em for choosing galaxy)

My friend asked me to go OTRA with her and I CRIED, IM SO EXCITED AND ILL GET TO SEE THEM PREFORM DRAG ME DOWN LIVE AND IM SCREAMING?&:&/&(& IS ANYONE GOING TO OTRA FOXBOROUGH?

Although I do feel a little bad since this is my 2nd time seeing them and some haven't even seen them once :/ I hope no one thinks I'm bragging or anything because I don't mean to sound that way! (speaking of, today has been a year since my wwa concert I cri).

this authors note was so long I'm sorry.