+ double update, love me

Lukey Lukey Lukey guess what!

answer me :-((((

Luke

cmon don't ignore me

you're seriously ignoring me rn?

Lukey

baby

princess

daddy?

fuckhead

I literally just called you daddy answer me you ass

guess what

really? This is how you answer me

guess motherfuckin what

what

I don't want to talk to u :-)

what why?

ur a meanie friend who doesn't like to tell me stuff so bye :-)

cmon Lukey, what Calum said wasn't even true he's an idiot

why would you believe Calum anyways?

alright alright true

so do you forgive me? I'll even give you stuffed penguins

I guess but under one condition ;-)

...what?

u keep calling me daddy ;-)

no lol bye.

:-( baby come back

sorry

no but I really have to go my moms making me do this dumb yoga thing with her, I'll text you later :)

u didn't add the nose

add the nose

add the fucking nose

I will spam u if u don't add the nose

:-)

good job thxs

+

guess what

its 11:12

how'd u know?

i have this thing called a clock and it tells me the time so

no need to be sassy shit

a sassy ashy

a sasshton

oh my god shut up

what was ur 11:11 wish?

for you to go away

wHy R U BEING SO RUDE

IM TRYING TO SLEEP

ITS LIKE 11 WHAT 17 YR OLD GOES TO BED AT 11

THIS ONE DOES I HAD A LONG DAY

OF WHAT WATCHING PORN AND JACKING OFF?

NO OF DOING YOGA, THAT GETS TIRING

and anyways I only do that at night

what kind of porn do u watch?

well seeing as I'm gay....

that has nothing to do with it, Michael's gay af and he watches straight porn sometimes

how do you know this?

one time he facetimed while he was beating his meat

why?

he wanted to know if his dick was bigger than mine

its not

you guys have a fucked up friendship

u and Calum have never compared dick sizes before?

no we aren't freaks who for one, do it over FaceTime

like imagine if my mom walked in 'honey what are you doing?' 'Oh nothing just seeing if my dicks bigger than cals' yeah awkward

just tell her u were having phone sex

that's even awkwarder! She'd make us have the gay sex talk, yeah I'm good

eesh I've had that talk before, it's not good, u don't want it

what would happen if our kids turn out gay? Who would give them the talk?

our kids?

yeah, would it be you or me

OUR kids?

lucas.

okay and we'd give it together but then I'd make an excuse and leave it to u cause I'd be that kind of husband ;-)

yup not marrying you then

but I'm perfect?

and very arrogant

u know it baby ;-)

OMG

WHAT

I JUST CHECKED AND WE'RE SEEING MY CHILDREN IN 24 DAYS

I THOUGHT ALEX WAS UR HUSBAND

HES BOTH

UM

SHUT UP AND JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE GOD

YOURE GONNA MEET HIM TOO

HOLY FUCK I AM, LUKE IM GONNA MEET HIM

I KNOW I KNOW

FUck I'm not prepared for that

LuKe iM Not PREPARED WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

it was ur 11:11 wish remember? I just had to make it come true :-)

this is why I like you

what?

what? This is probably the only reason you're my friend ;)

oh, right yeah

stfu u love me

eh

u give me heart pain :-(

sorry babe ;)

*dies*

*pokes with stick*

*lays there dead*

*shrugs and leaves*

that's rude, leaving me as I'm there dead at least try to save me

but youre dead

so?

rude :-(

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In the last chapter Calum sent Michael a picture of his hand on his dick(I'm laughing at how all of you got this one) and a Xbox remote just chillin next to his dick.

So I actually had the bottom half of this chapter written before the last chapter, but I thought it'd be better for this to be chapter 12 instead of 11.

Flirty Lashton coming at ya!

I hope you know I'm going to procrastinate writing the concert chapter because that means possible smut (which I can't write) and then only a few chapters after that then it's over :-(