we have a slight problem

what?

did you get your dick stuck in your zipper again?

-.- that was a long time ago

it was last month?

shut up it wasn't

anyways what's wrong

so

so

soo

Ashton

okay so

I'm so done with you

nononono so hypothetically, what would you do if you made a new friend and you kinda sort of like them now?

is this about Luke?

I said hypothetically!

right, right sorry

what would you do?

I would drop subtle hints, flirt with the person a little

okay, okay sounds cool

so how is Luke

good? Idk

Calum added Luke to the conversation.

hey Luke how are you

what are you doing clum?

calum*

um I'm pretty good

ha clum, if u take the l out of it it says cum hA

yup now I remember why I don't like you

Calum added Michael to the conversation.

hello my dear friends

me and Ashton have big news

we do?

u do?

we do.

they do.

well more Ashton than me

???

what the fuck is happening

ASHTON HAS A CRUSH

he does?

cmon cal you act like this is new news

oh

um what the fuck hood, I don't have a crush

lies, you do to and you know it liar

why didn't you tell me Ashton

but I don't know what he's talking about

cmon even Michael knows

oblivious little fuckers

??

I don't understand why u can't just tell me?

there's nothing to tell!

Luke left the conversation.

Calum what the fuck

now he knows you hypothetically like someone, now he'll try harder for your attention

he has my attention you fuck ass

wait so he likes someone else? I thought he liked Luke!

I don't like Luke

and I hate when my dick is shoved up Michael's ass

ew ew ew

why'd you have to say that

because I actually love it just like you like Luke :)

no

you suck at lying

but I don't

you like Luke

just admit it

this isn't fair, I'm being tag teamed :-(

you loOoOOove him

you used the Luke nose!!

so?

you text him so much you're starting to use the words his does

you two are so annoying

gOODBYE

Ashton left the conversation.

he never denied his feelings

they keep going in circles

true

yup

so

soo

wanna fuck

you're so romantic

I know

such a lovely boyfriend

yeah

sooo

do you?

as long as you come to my house bc I'm too lazy

hell yes I'm on my way

*picture attached* does this give you motivation to hurry the fuck up?

fuck, two of my favorite things, I'll be there in like 5 minutes

+++++++

What do you think were the two things Calum sent him?

Also, damn it Calum, look at what you've done to Lucas.