HELLO ASHY

um hey

why are you texting me shouldn't you be in class?

I am in class shouldn't YOU be in class?

and I'm texting u bc its 11:12 yanno, I think u should get use to this

Im also in class

11:11 wishes don't work in the morning

wiLL U JUST LET ME LIVE

still dunno how to thank you for those tickets

blowjobs r greatly welcomed

lol bYe

nonono don't leave

this class is hecka boring

what class are you in?

history :-)

Mrs. Trenton?

u betcha

oh how I love knowing who u r but u don't know who I am

asshole

xoxo

gossip girl?

u remind me of a girl

u'd be a fucking hot girl

you remind me of a chicken

bC YOU WONT TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

aw u look so cute with tht scowl on ur face

:(

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IM PISSED OFF

hello to u two

IM TOO MAD TO CORRECT YOUR HORRIBLE SPELLING

why r u texting me about ur problems

BECUASE IM MAD AT CALUM AND I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS

tell daddy what's wrong

STFU YOU ARE PRINCESS.

ANYWAYS SO CALUM TOLD ME THAT HE LIKES MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND HES THINKING OF ASKING HIM OUT. MICHAEL CLIFFORD IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

oH shIT the foot fairy is in luck Mikey talks about the Asian looking fuck all the time

also Michael's an actual kitten, he just acts like a asshole bc he's going for the punk rock look

well it's not working he makes himself look stupid

ik ik I try telling him

ughkskaidj

why r u so mad about it?

because Calum has always said how much he hates Michael but now he suddenly has a crush on him

hey that's kind of how Larry were and now look at them :D

Larry?

Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, 2 years and still strong af

sad that louis' in college now, he has a hecka good bum

Oh, calum said I was their love child

hOLY SHIT

YES U ARE DUDE THATS GREAT

freshman year I blew louis in the locker room after his football game

u blew a juniors dick when u were a freshie? #goals

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football = soccer

All 4 boys are juniors

Harrys a senior, Louis in college

What even is this story.