《texting → lashton》eleven.
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calum
well
HELLO
what do u look like
a nerd
new picture message!
HOLY WOW
HE'S NOT THAT CUTE
shut up ashton
oh well imagiNE
: AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR
: NO I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS THE BRIDESMAID TO THE WAITER
AND YES WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A WHORE
ID CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NO
IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINgS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
stop ffs
^^^
that's my jam tho
FR OMFG
my lady jam
OMFG THAT MOVIE
i can see ur toner through those jeans luke
THAT'S MY DICK
I'm so confused
^ have you not seen pitch perfect
^ ???
^ !!!!
like 5 minutes of it but //:
GASP HOW
watch it michael
^^
I'm gonna serenade again but this time............
I've TRIED PLAYING IN COOL
BUT WHEN I'M LOOKING AT YOU
I CAN'T EVER BE BRAVE
CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE
you guys are fucking lame
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