calum

well

HELLO

what do u look like

a nerd

new picture message!

HOLY WOW

HE'S NOT THAT CUTE

shut up ashton

oh well imagiNE

: AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR

: NO I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS THE BRIDESMAID TO THE WAITER

AND YES WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A WHORE

ID CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NO

IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINgS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY

stop ffs

^^^

that's my jam tho

FR OMFG

my lady jam

OMFG THAT MOVIE

i can see ur toner through those jeans luke

THAT'S MY DICK

I'm so confused

^ have you not seen pitch perfect

^ ???

^ !!!!

like 5 minutes of it but //:

GASP HOW

watch it michael

^^

I'm gonna serenade again but this time............

I've TRIED PLAYING IN COOL

BUT WHEN I'M LOOKING AT YOU

I CAN'T EVER BE BRAVE

CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE

you guys are fucking lame