《texting → lashton》seven.
Advertisement
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
k im wanking hold on pls
OH MT FUCKINGBFGOS
it's been 5 minutes how long do you fucking last
not that long lmfaoooooooo
you're seriously wanking oh my god.
my friend calum wants to talk to you hurry up
im gonna make a group chat lmfao
added and to this group!
why
I MADE THE GROUP THING LOVE ME
no but ok where's the dude
oh he's wanking he'll be back in 78 years
amazing
NO WAIT
look who decided to mAKE AN APPEARANCE
at least i last long
$20 says that half the time you were gone you were eating something n not wanking
^
nO
i can last like four minutes
gross
lets fuck, ashton
bye
it's ok luke he's still a virgin anyway
cALUM NO WHY
is he really
yes
I'M SHITTING MYSELF
ASHTON UR A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN AW OMFG
luke added michael to this group!
LEAVE ME ALONE
leave britney alone
so many people
mikey say hi
HELLO
hi mikey
michael
**mike
***the mikester
****mikey mike
no
no
michael jordan
no
no
no calum
Advertisement
- In Serial50 Chapters
Astartes in a fantasy world
The year 2343, Fred, a genetically engineered, special forces war veteran, is currently aboard the HMSS Mayflower, an experimental spaceship with mankind's first FTL warp drive. During its first test drive, the technicians aboard were giving last-minute checks to the ship before evacuation as it would be going on a preprogrammed flight. our MC, head technician of the ship would have been the last to leave the ship, however, the ship's test was executed and he ended up alone for the jump. Only it was heading for a black hole. *** Author notes. this is my first work,
8 174 - In Serial6 Chapters
Thundering Godly Heavenly Sword Saint Asura Dragon Emperor Godking of Destruction Piercing the Seven Empyrean Heavens
In an eastern kingdom born and raised, chilling in a cave was where I spent most of my days.Chillin' out, Trainin', An Makin' pills all cool.And all killing some monsters that lived outside the hood.When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood.I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "You're runnin' for your life with your auntie and uncle in despair."I begged and pleaded, with her day after day, but she had dad crush the life out of me and sent me on my way.She gave me a kiss, and nothing else.So I took a little walk on my own, and said: "I might well go fuck it!"First time yo, this is bad!Eating grass like a normalfag, Is this what the people of an Eastern Kingdom be livin' like? Hmm... This might be alright!Thanks for reading! In case you haven't noticed, the whole thing was a joke.
8 110 - In Serial16 Chapters
The Mantle
Perrin, a former SF operator, turned programmers life goes to crap. Shortly after finding out he's married to a goddess and a cat, he is forced to go into a portal to save himself from a biblical battle going down in his RV park. He must learn to survive in a game world that is set on taking him out. A mysterious past unfolds as he searches for the exit. A finished and much more improved version of this story will hopefully be published soon. Since it started here, I decided to rerelease the chapters I wrote.
8 96 - In Serial12 Chapters
Paper Ghost
Welcome to the Theatre, in the city with a bleeding sky. You've bought your ticket? Have a magical evening... Lenore Laymon is a parasite. A phantom in disgrace. A warlock of stolen curses. A woman broken down. A decade and a half of work, hiding underground. One night, after another failed venture for salvation, Lenore leaves her workshop only for her experiment to come to life. A spirit trapped in a body of blood and parchment. Their identity has rotted away, lost in the past. Stuck together, Lenore and the paper ghost are left to scrounge for the pieces of who they used to be.
8 118 - In Serial289 Chapters
The Adventurer's Academy
Rin Asahiro, a twenty-year-old sex worker, decides to turn her life around and become an adventurer. Only, she has a vague idea of what the actual occupation of being an adventurer entails. In an effort to lead a life she could be proud of, Rin will learn exactly what encompasses the dichotomy of adventuring: Glory and devastation, all while she tries to maneuver around obstacles in a strange world. ---------- A slow-burn high fantasy story about a young peasant trying to make it as an adventurer.
8 334 - In Serial22 Chapters
LILAC MUSINGS.
graced poetic rambles & what-not.lower-case intended.
8 91
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
