King of the Sea

is what you called me

For the gases you see

are as blue as can be.

Though it would be nice

If I'm King of the Ice

It's not a small price

And I haven't asked thrice.

I mean no offense,

but it would make more sense

and I get quite intense

as my gases condense.

For I have this Dot

This 'Great Dark Spot'

Whirling winds aren't hot

but they do blow a lot.

An Ice Giant I be

My thirteen moons and me

But as you Earthlings Decree

I'm simply the King of the Sea.

-Neptune