"Gross relationships and love."

Hoseok laughed and patted Yoongis head.

"Well old grandpa if you never find someone just join me and Jiminie!"

Hoseok winked at Yoongi who looked bored. Jimin just smirked.

"I must warn you though gramps I'm horny so you'll have to deal with that."

Yoongi rolled his eyes.

"Your always horny. Remember that time when you first met Tae?"

"Yeah why?"

"Cause you asked the poor boy to suck your dick."

Taehyung blushed hearing the words.

"He said no too so that was a disappointment."

Yoongi and Jimin laughed as Hoseok still didn't quite understand.

"Wait do you asked out innocent like Tae to suck your dick?"

Jimin shrugged.

"Yeah I did he said no though. I remember it well. He looked like a tomato but at that time he had purple hair."

Hoseok bursted out laughing imagining his poor friend getting asked that.

"Good thing I sent Jiyeon back upstairs."

Jungkook nodded and leaned back on the couch. He was having a hard time imagining Taehyung with purple hair although it would have probably been cute.

"Kook I got a question."

Jungkook turned and looked at Jimin who had a mischievous smile on.

"Yeah?"

"How soon are you planning on taking Taehyungs virginity. You don't find virgins like him a lot so if you guys split you'll regret it."

Taehyung blushed and threw a pillow at Jimin.

"Why are you so obsessed with my virginity?"

Jimin shrugged and then hugged Hoseok.

"I'm a little bit of a hoe but I'm loyal."

Hoseok nodded and pulled Jimins body even closer to him.

"Sometimes I wonder if he cheats cause he can be such a hoe but then I remember he's mine and he's loyal."

Jimin nodded and kissed Hoseoks cheek.

"Although Tae if you want to loose your virginity anytime soon call me."

"Jimin!"

"I'll let you join Hoseok. While I'm fucking him you can fuck me."

"N-no. I f-fine."

Taehyung waved his hands and shook his head no. Jungkook laughed. The group of friends were so close and obviously teased each other but sometimes he thinks Jimins serious.

He doesn't want Jimin to be the one to do anything with Taehyung.

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Sorry I haven't updated in a while I've been sleepy and partying so I apologize for that.