ᴀʏᴇ-ᴀʏᴇ! ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏꜱ!

ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ᴋᴇᴋᴇ~

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ, ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ, ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ! *ᴄʜᴇᴇʀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ* ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏꜱ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ, ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ꜱᴀʏꜱ, ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴀᴇᴋᴏᴏᴋ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴏᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀᴋ, ᴘᴇᴇᴘꜱ~

ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ.

1. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴏʟꜱ, ɴᴏᴘᴇꜱ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ!

2. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀʏ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛᴀᴇᴋᴏᴏᴋ, ᴡᴇʟᴘ! ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇꜱ,

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴏɴᴅ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴛꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴇᴀꜱʏ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ, ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɴᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏ ɪ ꜱʜɪᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ'ʟʟ ᴅɪꜱʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɪ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴏʟꜱ, ɪ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ.ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪꜱᴇ, ᴀ 'ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ'. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ'ꜱ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ 'ᴛᴀᴇᴋᴏᴏᴋ ꜱᴛᴀɴ', ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɴᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴏɴᴅ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ ᴏʀ ꜱᴀʏ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇꜱ, *ɪ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇꜱ* ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ. ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄꜱ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ ᴀᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ, ɪꜰ ɪ ʜᴜʀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟꜱ ʙᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴅɪꜱʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ, ᴍʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ!

ɪ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀꜱ, ꜱᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ.

3. ɪꜰ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ, ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ɪᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ! ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇꜱ,

4. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏꜰ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ʟᴏᴀᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʟᴀᴛᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ꜱᴏ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ. ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋꜱ, ɪ ᴀꜱꜱᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇᴅ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɴɪᴄᴇʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʏᴇᴀʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛᴏᴏ, ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ!

ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏꜱ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ' ᴘᴀʀᴛ, ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ~

ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ!

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ~

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~first part out tomorrow.