"Hello?"

"Aww, look who decided to be all romeo and call me."

"Because you are my innocent baby."

"No one is going to laugh at you baby."

"Just flip them off saying the nature made fun of your parents by giving them you."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"That's because they are all dicks and bitches who don't deserve your tears. Now, be my baby and wipe those tears off."

"Want me to tell you a secret?"

"Also because I am in love with your personality."

*Beep* *Beep*