《The Pizzeria Guy ✓》5
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"Don't make my hopes high, Turner baby, when you can clearly not satisfy me in the ways I want you to."
"So?"
"Aww, you are coming around me."
"You don't sound as nervous as before."
"Thank you so much for asking because yesterday someone ended my call before I could give my order."
"Do I now, huh? Okay and before I forget, I'd like to have a large pepperoni pizza."
"Do you know what the animals are called who only eat meat?"
"And do you know what I am called?"
"Hornyvorous."
"Bye, babe."
😁
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