Will, whatever you do, don't read this, alright?? You're going to kill me.

The farthest I have jumped in one go was actually the first time I shadow traveled. I ended up in China.

I got cornered by a couple of punks in Tennessee and ended up in a really dark alley.

I backed so far into the wall, next thing I knew, I fell through it and got really cold.

Then, I ended up in Beijing, China.

I slept for almost three months after that.

Then, I somehow ended up back in New York.

Still not sure how that happened.