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I, Clarissa Jade Walker, am hopelessly, idiotically in love with a jackass. He's stupid and crazy. He stole my steak. He makes me awful burnt cookies. My mom thinks he a 'good catch,' like he's some sort of fish. My friends think that he is a creepy pervert from the moments we've shared together. He speaks fluent Italian. I can fart freely without feeling judged(sometimes). He hates when I kick him in his no-no spot. He gives the sweetest kisses a girl could ever want. He likes it when I get jealous. To sum it all up, he's really wonderful.

L-O-L, I just referred Nico di Angelo as something 'wonderful.'

Well, yep. I hope those don't become my wedding vows...

Oh, gods, he might not even propose so what the freak is wrong with me?

BAD CLARE.

I hit my head repeatedly against the hilt of my sword. "Gah... Get a hold of yourself." I hit it for a couple more times until Shadow stops me.

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you." She rips the sword from my hands. "It's been a week since you and that weirdo have been going out and I don't like it. He is nice to you and annoying. Nico's even more crazy than before. I saw him smile. The consequences of my plans have come to bite me in the bum."

"Uh, Sorry. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that too." I pat her on the back and change the subject. "So... Do you know what tomorrow is?" I grin and teased her. "Heh? Heh?" I poke her and she threatens me with my own sword. "Tomorrow is the twenty-third. So..?"

IT'S JUST MY ORDINARY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I smile and stop poking. "It's nothing, I just wondered if you knew." Shadow rolls her eyes at me. "I'm not dumb."

I raise my eye brow. "If you aren't dumb, then you should've said my birthday instead."

Her eyes pop out. "SH- NO WAY!" I grin and nod. "I'm gonna go back to my place to see my mom. Even if it's only a few hours."

"Does Nico know?" I shake my head. Shit. "I forgot."

She hands me back my sword and I sigh. "Okay, so when are you going to tell him about the two things?"

I looked at her confused. "What's the other thing...?" Shadow rolled her eyes. "That you're in love with him? Or will you wait?" I freeze. "I'm not in l-love with him."

Her eyes roll again. "Do you seriously want me to go all Disney Muses here? It's hard to break into song without Andy and Irissa."

"PRESENT!" The two of them pop up and I jump. "Oh, my gods. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!" I shout at them.

Irissa raises her hand. "From my father's sperm and mother's egg."

Shadow covers her mouth. "Nasty, I don't wanna think of that."

"Okay! Who ya think ya kidding! He's the earth and heaven to ya!"

"Try to keep it hidden ho-" Shadow stops them and pouts. "Just stop. I'm not feeling it no more."

Irissa tries to shout, but Shad's hand went over it. "Hey, look! It's your boyfriend!" Irissa tries to look for him, but he was behind her. He blows into her ear and she screeches. "WAH!!!!!" She turns and punches him right on his ear.

"Ooh..." We all say. "Love you... too." He collapses and she screams. "Sorry!"

She tries to carry him, but struggled. "Uh, do you guys mind?" Irissa looks at us pleadingly. Andy starts to inch away. "Sorry, uh, I've got to go." She runs away.

"I need to plan my birthday party cause no one else will." I give her thumbs up and leave.

"Greaaat." I heard Shadow groan.

"Clare!" Nico smiles and runs up to me. I smile back. "Nico! What a surprise! Who'd ever thought we'd meet again." I say sarcastically.

He laughs and pats me hard on the back. I fall on my face and wonder how I was so lucky to have him as my boyfriend.

"Nice to see you to." I rub my nose. "Ouch... You big meanie."

He chuckled, but kissed my nose. "There, is it better?"

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Oz? That helped nothing, you piece of shit." I stomp on his foot to get back at him.

"Damn you." He mutters.

"Is that what you're suppose to say to the birthday girl?" I smirk at him as his eyes widen. "Really?"

I shook my head. "No, it's tomorrow." He nods. "Oh, cool."

"I want to visit my mom." I say.

"Your mother does seem sane enough..." He says. I laugh then stop. "Just wait."

"Uh..?" I raise my hand to stop him. "Just wait."

He nods and I give him a thumbs up. "By the way, my mother thinks of you as a fish."

OMGGGGG, CLARE'S IN LOOOOOVE. WHeeeeew. Whelp then. Isn't that wonderful(not being sarcastic). Hahaha, The first draft of this chapter wasn't saved even though it said it saved so I had to rewrite this chapter. I had thought of making this the last chapter, but thanks to me being forgetful and not clicking on the save button again to make sure( takes in long breath), My brain decided this is better.

Oh well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CLARE!!!!!! YAhOO!!! I seriously just posted this at midnight. Oh well, I wonder what Nico's gonna give her for her birthday....?

Sooooooooo, How's it been? I've been stuck at home with no candy...

IT'S BEEN LIKE HELL. But my grandmama bought some yesterday...

I wonder if this is weirrrrd, but hey IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LYYYFE. I just got my womanly powers and thankful for all da chocolates and sammiches my family has to offer.

Have cheesecake or ice cream?

Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

What color eyes do you like best?

Later!!!