《ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ||ᴋ.ᴋᴏᴢᴜᴍᴇ †》chapter 25†
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"I SAID STOP IT!" kenma smacked your thigh while you were cracking up laughing.
"TH-THE- I CAN'T BREATHE."
kenma got up and put you in a headlock, messing your hair up while you were still crying, laughing.
"G-GET... GET OFF! I CAN'T BREATHE! IM GONNA- IM GONNA FUCKING DIE!" you started to smack him off you, still laughing as you tried to catch your breath.
"STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MUM LIKE THAT YOU MILF HUNTER"
"EW, YOU CALLED YOUR MUM A MILF!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"BROTHER CALLED HIS MUM A MILF, I CAN'T WITH THIS SHIT!"
"YOUR DONE, IM FINISHED." he picked you up and dropped you on the floor outside whilst you were still having a laughing fit.
"O-O-o-OPEN THE DOOR. MY LAPTOP AND PHONE ARE STILL IN THERE!"
"FUCK OFF, GET IT TOMORROW."
"NO, MY PHONE, I NEED IT!" you tried to open the door, kenma blocking it as he sat on the floor Infront of it.
"GO AWAY"
"GIVE ME MY PHONE!"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO."
"DON'T MAKE ME ASSERT DOMINANCE BY USING WHALE NOISES"
"EW, DON'T DO THAT"
"GIVE ME MY PHONE OR YOU'LL BE FORCING ME TO USE FORCE."
"AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA FORCE ME, WEAKLING?"
"MY INNER DEMON WILL RISE!"
"THIS ISN'T A GACHA MOVIE"
"I'LL MAKE IT INTO ONE. WATCH ME. THEY SAY IT'S NOT THE ANSWER BUT I CAN'T CARRY ON~!"
"DONT START"
"CAUSE I GOT NOWHERE, NO ONE, WITHOUT YOU BOY I'M DONE AND WHEN I'M GONE. REMEMBER YOUR THE ONE!"
"GO THE FUCK AWAY"
"AND JUST BECAUSE I DONT FIGHT, DONT MEAN THAT I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO LOVE!"
"STOP IT OR ILL SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT"
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"YOU KNOW DEVILS DON'T FLY~ SO DONT EXPECT ME NOT TO FALL! DEVILS DONT FLY! BUT GOD WE ALMOST HAD IT ALL!"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"BUT I GOT CHAINS AND YOU GOT WINGS, YOU KNOW THAT LIFE AINT FAIR SOMETIMES, DEVILS DONT FLY~! but I try!"
"ARE YOU DONE?"
"YES, CAN I HAVE MY PHONE NOW?"
"NO, GO AWAY"
"I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED."
"I HOPE YOU FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
"I HOPE YOUR HATERS WIN."
"WELL SPELL I CUP"
"I SPACE C SPACE U SPACE P FULL STOP"
"FUCK YOU"
"WHEN?"
"..."
"..."
"being an awful lot quieter... does this mean I can have my phone back!"
"no"
"can I come back in?"
"..." he opened the door, grabbing your arm and pulling you inside.
"being a bit FORCEFUL there"
"I'll kick you back out"
"no!"
"sit down"
"I don't wanna"
"sit. down."
"I'm sat" you were sat on the edge of the bed, one leg over the other with your hands on your knee.
"right, are you calmed down?"
"... define calm"
"not mum crazy."
"... define mum cra-"
"y/n"
"kenma"
"don't play wit' me, I am not the one"
"play with Deez Nuts inst-"
"SHUT UP" he snickered, sitting down next to you
before pulling his phone out.
he held his phone up and set it up on the shelf, the front camera showing both of use in frame.
you did half a heart, kenma trying to do the other side.
"How the fuck did you do that" he scoffed, trying to move his fingers. you grabbed his hand, doing the same pose as you, holding your hands together so it looked like a heart.
he took the picture, whilst use look at each other with a small smile.
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"another one..." he mumbled, holding the phone up again, this time use both stood up, kenma setting the phone back up on a shelf so both of us could be seen. you made half a heart, waiting for kenma to do the other half.
he put a timer on, moving back so use were standing next to each other.
5
4
3
when it hit 2, he grabbed your face and kissed you, your hands still making a heart as the timer stopped, taking the picture.
neither of us let go of the kiss as he led you to the bed, getting on top of you with your hands around his neck.
kenmas phone rang but he didn't budge, just kept kissing you with his hand exploring your body ever so lightly. the phone stopped ringing just to start ringing again leading to kenma getting up with an eye-roll to see who the culprit was.
"fucking kuroo," he mumbled, answering the phone whilst putting it on loudspeaker.
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"what?"
"What do you mean"
"Oh that's right, I didn't tell you. I'm in Hokkaido"
"I'm with y/n, tendou, suna and one of y/ns childhood friends. we came here for y/ns mum's wedding but she got arrested so there isn't a wedding anymore..."
about 1-2 weeks"
"...I actually forgot to tell him, wow." kenma chuckled, placing his phone down as you giggled at the conversation.
he got back up and grabbed his phone, saving the picture and putting the first one as his home screen, the second one as his lock screen.
"aww, you're in love with me huh?"
"mhm"
"HOLD UP, FOR REAL?"
"mhmm" he was looking down at his phone, opening up Twitter and attaching the heart photo, posting it with zero shame.
"anyways, I'm hungry" he smiles, your phone buzzing at a sudden notification as he walked out the door.
you opened the notification, reading the tweet with a goofy smile on your face.
"your fans are gonna go off their heads at me..." you chuckled, following behind him with a skip.
"don't let it affect you, most of them are 12-year-olds" he responded, scrolling through Twitter with his hands in his pockets.
"y/n?"
"kenma"
"do you wanna try?"
"Try what?"
"...do you wanna have a go at like... being in a relationship with me?"
"hmm...and if it doesn't work? will we still be friends?"
"... I guess so, or I hope so at least... my fans are gonna be Uhm... they will either hate it or love it"
"Hmm. are you sure it's what you want though?"
"yup"
"well, then I say let's try it..."
"We can make up our minds in Tokyo you know? "
"I know... being in a relationship is gonna change a lot of stuff in my life but I think I can... handle change?"
"you don't seem so sure, sweetheart"
"well, I'll never know if I never try so I'm ready!" you announced fist in the air with determination. kenma chuckled, pulling you into his embrace whilst resting his head on yours.
"If we break up because it's too much or if your not ready, I'll wait for as long as it takes until you are," he whispered into your ear, letting go and walking down the stairs leaving you a flustered mess.
'he'll wait for me' you smiled slightly, skipping down the stairs behind him.
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