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"y/n, here's your food...." Satori came into kenmas room, seeing the sight that was set Infront of him.

"Thanks, Sato" you smiled, motioning him over to give you the bag.

"Are use like... A thing?" He whispered, looking down at the male who was in your lap, hugging your thighs.

"Nope, he's just tired"

"...are you sure"

"...to be honest, no. But yes"

You suddenly felt a cold hand make its way up your shirt, touching your sides ever so softly.

"...right, he's just tired aye?" Tendou teased.

"Give me my food and get out!" You huffed, chucking a pillow at the boy who was trying to quiet down his laugh.

"Alright alright, I'm going. Here, use this" tendou winked, chucking you a condom that had, in bold writing. on it.

"...that's fucking mad, where did you get this" you chuckled, placing it down on the side table.

"I found it in the kitchen"

"Oh, word"

Tendou walked out, giving you a wink before he closed the door.

"Kenma, you hungry?" You asked the boy softly, rubbing his back as he dug his head further into your thighs.

You felt his hand that was placed on your hip, move up and down your body, the feeling of his rings making you get goosebumps.

"Getting cold?" Kenma teased, lifting his head out of your lap.

"Your rings are cold so pretty much" you giggled, placing your hand on his cheek and rubbing it softly with your thumb.

He started to move closer to your face, hand touching the fabric of your bra softly whilst his leg was placed in between your legs.

"I want you so bad, you don't even understand..." He whispered, slinging his head down with a small smirk plastering his face.

"Why Want something when you can just take it?" you chuckled lightly. his hand started to rub your sides as his plump lips smashed onto yours.

Your lips started to move in sync whilst you reach your hand to the back of his head, deepening the kiss.

"y/n, I gave you the wrong....one..." satori barged in, looking into the paper bag before looking up to spot you and kenma making out.

"...AND YOU SAID USE WEREN'T A THING, BYE. USE ARE ADORABLE!" he fanboyed.

"...we aren't a thing, get out" you deadpan, hiding the blush that crept onto your face.

"we could be" kenma whispered into your ear softly, resting his head on your shoulder with a chuckle.

his breath hit your neck, the feeling giving you goosebumps as your blush grew bigger.

"YOU'RE SO BLUSHING RIGHT NOW! this is like free porn"

"shut the fuck up, take your food and LEAVE" you stated, holding the bag out for him to take.

"Nah, this is getting spicy, I'm staying"

"...get out"

"....make a video" he winked, running out of the room with his food in hand.

"we shou-"

"no." you cut kenma off, squishing his cheeks

"That hurts, get off me"

"goo goo ga ga. mommy milky? m-miwky... m-mama miwky." you mimicked, moving his chin so it looked like he was talking.

"I said give me milk bitch" you said in a deeper voice, kenma snickering whilst slapping your hand off him.

"I'm hungry" he sighs, sitting up and grabbing the bag that was placed on the side.

"for my milk?"

"no, shut the fuck up," he said in an offended tone, taking the food out of the bag and handing it to you.

"how about your di-"

"no."

"no sex?"

"no."

"no dick?"

"no."

"no cum?"

"no."

"no bitches?"

"no"

"What a fucking loser"

"no, shut up. I have plenty of bitches"

"who? your ex?"

"God no, not that fuck face"

"who?"

"you"

"Bitch. I said bitchES. Not bitch. And I ain't no bitch, bitch."

"you're MY bitch, bitch"

"I'm your mums bitch aye, she sexy"

"hold the fuck up, how do you know what my mum looks like?"

"she's been in one of your streams. Kenmas mum has got it going o-"

"stop talkin' about my mum like that you weirdo"

"what's her number?"

"as if I'm telling you"

"....fine" you shrugged, pulling your phone out of your pocket.

-------

kenmas mum

what's her number?

cheers

----

you typed in kenmas mums number and started to call her.

"Who are you calling?" Kenma asked, scoffing down his food while scrolling through his phone.

"You'll know them, don't worry" you tried to hide the laugh that was about to burst out until the ring tone turned off, the sound of someone moving around coming through.

"Hello? Who's this?" The woman spoke, piquing kenmas interest at the familiar voice.

"Hello, is this Kyla kozume?" Kenma was now staring at you, dead in the eye with his jaw swung open as you smirked

"It certainly is, who's asking?"

"I'm one of kenmas friends from college!" You smiled whilst kenma was mouthing 'fucking dont' as you got up from the bed, pushing kenmas hand away before he took the phone.

"Hes made new friends? That's very good to hear, how'd you get my number?"

"Kuroo testurō, I was just wondering, when I come back from Hokkaido, would you like to go o-"

"STOP TRYNA HIT ON MY MUM, GIVE ME THE PHONE!" Kenma leapt as you ran around the room, cackling like crazy.

"KYLA, DO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME? ITLL BE ONE LITTLE DA- AHHHH GET OFF ME!" You screamed, kenma on top of you whilst trying to get the phone out of your hand.

"Haha, aw I'm sorry, I'm married" Kyla giggled

"HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW!"

"STOP TRYNA GET WITH MY MUM, YOU DONT HAVE A CHANCE."

"WATCH ME, I'LL DATE BOTH YOUR MUM AND DAD. I'LL BE YOUR STEP-MUM, SON."

Kenma covered your mouth with one of his hands, phone in the other

"Sorry mum, she's mentally ill- DONT FUCKING BITE ME YOU FERAL DOG!."

"BAHAHAHAH. No no, it's fine it's fine. I'm flattered, really" Kyla giggled, taking a deep breath.

"I'll call you later, block this number." He hung up the phone, his hand still covering your mouth whilst he was sitting on you.

"You just got rejected"

"I didn't get rejected by your dad though"

"...I'm taking this" he got up, putting your phone into his pocket with a yawn.

"No, I still have my stories to read and people to troll! GIVE IT TO ME!"

"How can you ask my MOTHER out but you can't ask me out. It's giving favouritism"

"...but your parents are hot..."

"WRONG."

"B-"

"ER, WRONG AGAIN"

"well-"

"ERR, 3 STRIKES. YOUR GONE"

"YOUR IMPOSSIBLE."

"EAT YOUR FOOD."

"DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. HOW MUCH FOOD HAS BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH HUH? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. SLUT."

"BITCH? THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE"

"YOU DONT MAKE SENSE WITH YOUR BLONDE AND BROWN HAIR. PICK A COLOUR."

"YOU DONT MAKE SENSE WITH YOUR... YOUR WORDING."

"WELL. I'M AUTISTIC."

"YOUR FUCKING DUMB, NOT AUTISTIC."

"THAT'S OFFENSIVE, YOUR GETTING CANCELLED"

"LEAVE."

Use were sat on the bed arguing, laughing and eating for ages until use were dead silent, watching a movie on your laptop.

"When do you think we should go back to Tokyo?"

"No idea, when do you wanna go?" Kenma responded, snuggled between your thighs, his head resting on your stomach as you played with his hair.

"I don't know, I want Hiro to come with us man." You groaned, making a group chat with the 4 of them in it.

New group created

Y/ns_upTop added Big_hirosex

Y/ns_upTop added y/ns_bitch-rin

Y/ns_upTop added kodzuken

Y/ns_upTop added chickenTendous

Alright bitches, we need

A plan on when we're going and

If Hiro is going as well.

It's school holidays aye?

Let's go on Thursday

School holidays ends next week

And today's what? Monday?

Thursday's good

Another 3 days here are gonna

Be shit tho

There's nothing to do

There is a fare on Wednesday we

Can go to actually

Bitch

That's a circus

There are CLOWNS. there.

We're not doing that

Well there's nothing to do

Are you coming with us or not?

I don't know

Well know

Make up your mind

BITCH, WHERE AM I GONNA GO?

I DONT GO TO COLLEGE

AND NONE OF USE HAVE A

HOUSE I CAN LIVE IN.

AND LEGALLY.

I CAN BUY MY OWN HOUSE BUT

I'M BROKE.

that's why I'm here

I'll buy you a house and

Next year, I can live with you

Easy

OMG AND I WON'T HAVE TO LIVE

IN THE DORMS ANYMORE IF YOU

COME WITH US

WE CAN GO HOUSE HUNTING.

Don't you share a dorm with

Your boyfriend?

Satori.

Really?

WE ARENT TOGETHER

I HAD TO

I'M NOT KEEPING SECRETS.

I'll spill your secret in a minute.

Don't lie

You won't

Pussy

Fine then

Satori

Likes

NAH NAH DONT ACTUALLY

Pay me

Cash app me rn

¥50,000

KEEP DREAMING.

I'M BROKE

Not my problem

Cash app me rn

¥10,000

20,000

Deal

I'M HOLLERING

BAHAHAHAH

he chose thug life

I'M EVAPORATING

WHAT THE FUCK