~~ y/n's pov ~~

a couple days later, i woke up to a loud pounding on my door.

"Y/N GET YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW THE WAR STARTS IN LIKE 10 MINUTES GET UP GET UPPPPP"

"good morning to you too" i said groggily as i opened my door to see an excited nick standing there.

"cmon you have to join the discord before anyone notices; hurryyyy" he said as he turned and raced back to his bedroom.

it took me a minute to realize what he was saying but then i realized. the dream SMP war was today and i was one of their secret weapons. this was gonna be my first time on stream with the guys and no one had any idea.

i quickly grabbed my coffee from the fridge and sat down in my room. i logged on to the discord and the rest of them spammed messgaes so my arrival went unnoticed. i then heard a knock at my door.

"hey y/n, we need to talk" i looked up to see clay standing in my doorway.

my mind started racing. those words were not what i wanted to hear today. did i do something? was i not going to be in the stream after all? it was stupid of me to get so excited, they didnt even want me. i should have known. my face dropped and i suddenly felt very ashamed.

"oh no no no wrong words no its not bad i promise" clay shook his hands and started to apologize. " i just wanted to see how we were gonna do the setup bc i need to stream in here but you need your pc and i need my pc so i was gonna move to the living room unless you could but i dont wanna kick you ou-" he rambled on but i stopped him.

"oh duh! its not your fault, i overreacted. and i can go in the living room, its already all set up for streaming. its fine" i said kindly. "plus you cant be worrying, youve got a nation to defeat! i can beat those boys on my laptop." i gave him a wink, grabbed my coffee, blanket and laptop and headed to the living room.

~~ dreams pov ~~

as i watched y/n gather her things from her room, i couldnt help feeling bad. she conviced me it was fine, but i was basically kicking her out. she shot me a smile as she squeezed past me in the door and did her signature slide down the hallway. she tripped a bit and i laughed under my breath. 'she really has no idea what shes doing to me' i thought with a sigh, then turned on my heel to settle in for the game.

-

"the plan is simple boys. a-and y/n. theyll attack us and we retreat the first two times. make them think they can win this. then y/n will join the voice call and catch them off guard with her pvp. she can lead us in one battle and hopefully get them all out in one go. once theyre defeated there, eret will do the final play. then boom, we won. sounds good?"

a mix of yeahs and yups filled the voice chat as i explained our battle plan. there was no way we'd loose this.

"ok im starting stream" i said to the call.

"same with me" eret responded, and then left us.

i deafened and greeted my stream. i chatted with sapnap for a bit, then people started joining.

let's go.

-

"ohhhh dweeaammm" a young voice rang loudly in my ear.

"oh hello tommy, are you and the rest of lmanchildburg ready to LOSE?" i yelled back. i normally don't engage like that but it was war day! we had to have high energy.

we started fighting and retreating just like we had planned. tommy continued with his taunts but i didn't let them get to me. he wouldn't be saying them for much longer now.

we raced off from the second tower and a huge grin spread across my face.

it was time for the first secret weapon.

-

-user joined your channel-

y/u/n joined the game

"who in the hell is that green boy, you need more reinforcements for your puny team?" tommy questioned.

"hello tommy, how are you today?" y/n replied, sarcasm dripping off every word. it took everyone a little off guard, she was not kidding around today.

"A WOMAN? WHAT, DREAM HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? IT WOULD BE WRONG OF ME TO KILL A WOMAN IN BATTLE, FOR I AM TOO MUCH OF A MAN TO DO THAT-" tommy screeched as i muted him quickly. that child can really yell.

"oh tommy you dont have to worry about killing me, you wont even have the chance" y/n taunted back.

"OOOOOOUH I DOUBT THAT. COME HERE WOMAN, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!" tommys mic peaked over and over as i watched y/n sprint to him. she only had diamond tools and armour but i knew she could do it.

"diamond axe; its not even enchanted? i doubt you ca- WUT WHAT? HOW IS SHE DOING THIS I CANT-HOW WAIT-NO PLEASE LETS TALK ABOUT THIS I CAN EXPLA-"

- tommyinnit was slain by y/u/n -

we cheered loudly as y/n spoke up again.

"oh fundy, can i come say hello?"

"umm, you actually cannot find me because im not in the ga- hello."

"WILBUR WILBUR VC 2 VC 2 GO GO G-"

-ItsFundy was slain by y/u/n-

"ohhh its too easy! tubbo, i wish i didn't have to do this but... it's war orders. sorry man"

"nah it's alright, i get it" tubbo said as she killed him too. they all started leaving the call quickly.

"that's all of them! wait, i'm missing one... where's wilbur?"

"i got him y/n don't you worry" george told her as wilburs death notification popped up on screen. i let out another cheer.

"well id say that went pretty well?" y/n asked the rest of the team.

"well? y/n that was absolutly amazing" sapnap responed.

"yeah you're like a god. really impressed" george chimed in. i could feel her grin from here.

"how low on health are you? you might need to repair armour for the next fight" i asked her quickly.

she laughed and responded,

"oh i got like 2 hits, im all good"

i leaned back in my chair and chuckled in amazement. she really was as good as she told me. i glanced over at my chat and saw that they were going wild. lots of 'WHO WAS THAT' and 'SHE WAS AMAZING' filled the chat.

"y/n you have done very well so far and the chat is quite impressed with you, well done." i spoke back in my commanders voice, but i was grinning from ear to ear.

"why thank you dream, it was my pleasure. now lets go finish this thing!" she said and the call filled with agreements once again.

-

the rest of the war went exactly to plan. erets trap worked, we got the discs and they gained fake independence. i read a few donations and subs and then checked the voice call. it looked like it was just the dreamteam so i joined in.

"now that thats done, am i allowed to stay in the server?" y/n asked softly.

"of course you can, why wouldnt you?" george answered her, laughing between words.

"i wasnt sure if i was just needed for today or if i was a permanent member of the server, seeing as i dont post or anything"

"its totally fine y/n, dont worry about it. just have fun" sapnap said and then left the call. george left shortly after so it was just me and her.

"i dont have a bed..." she said as it reached night.

"you dont need one, just fight the mobs" i laughed back.

"im scared of the mobs. ill j sleep in the common house."

the girl that just destroyed some experienced players in pvp without getting any hits was scared of the mobs?

i wheezed a little bit and then sprinted to the common house. she was asleep on one of the beds there.

"just sleep so we can move on" she groaned. i knew what i had to do.

"alright if you say so" i teased her as i placed my bed right next to hers and quickly slept. my chat blew up as we woke up and she proceeded to punch me a couple times.

"jeez at least ask me out on a date first" she responded and then ran out of the house.

if only she knew...