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Everyone was crowded around two tables at the Hub after school.

"I may say this wrong. Because I am new to English. But she has tremendous breasts, yes?" Fez said.

"Oh my God Fez," Emma said while throwing her face in her hands. "In America we don't just openly express our thoughts like that."

"But in my country," Fez started.

"I would rather not here about what goes on in your country," Emma cut off.

"Speaking of. What even is your country," Hyde asked.

Before Fez could respond, Jackie

"I have to go to the bathroom," Jackie said. "Donna? Emma?" she asked. Jackie had this strange thing where she needed someone else to go to the bathroom with her.

"I don't want to do it," Donna said.

"Nether do I. You've known her longer?" Emma said.

"Both of you should go. Instead of one of you getting 100 percent tortured, you can get 50 percent tortured because it would be split between you two," Eric suggested.

"Eric why are you smart here but when it comes to school you're just a dumbass," Donna said.

"My talents lie in many different areas," he responded.

"Okay, lets go," Emma said to Donna.

In the bathroom, Jackie was rambling on about Kelso.

"Jackie, calm down. I doubt Kelso is cheating on you," Donna said.

"But he's just been so disconnected while we've been doing it recently," she said with innocent eyes.

"Oh Jackie I didn't need to know that," Emma said.

Donna usually didn't mind girl talk with Jackie, but Emma hated it. Girl talk with Donna alone was bearable for Emma but talking with Jackie was a no.

"But I mean he just isn't the normal Michael. He keeps doing things that he would only know how to do if he was with someone more experienced," Jackie said.

"Well maybe he just did some research," Donna suggested.

"I'm not listening to this anymore. Bye," Emma said as she left the bathroom.

She came out the bathroom and ran into Hyde's arms.

"Help me, Jackie kept rambling about Kelso in bed," she said as she nestled into his neck.

"What were they saying about me," Kelso asked.

"That you seem distracted and that you are trying new things," Emma said.

"Oh you poor thing. I'm so sorry you had to go through that," Hyde said with over exaggerated sympathy.

"Wait so does she think I'm cheating on her?" Kelso asked.

"Yep," Emma replied.

"Are you," Hyde asked.

Kelso gave a look that showed he was guilty.

"With who?" Eric asked.

"Well Eric, have you ever met that girl who's bedroom is right across from your room," Kelso said.

"You're doin' in with my sister," Eric whisper yelled.

"Kelso you're sick," Emma said.

"But also, good going man," Hyde said and did his classic laugh with his tongue out.

"Hey, I'm the hottest girl you've ever met," Emma told Hyde.

"True, but I wouldn't argue if someone were to call Laurie hot," he replied.

"Please stop talking about my sister like this. It sickens me," Eric said.

"I think that Laurie is one beautiful women," Fez said.

"She's more the earth mother whore type," Hyde said.

"Agreed," Eric said.

"Well whatever the type of whore she is, she's frickin amazing!" Kelso said.

"Okay that's it I'm leaving. Hyde?" Emma said.

"As much as I would love to hear about Kelso's experience with a whore, I'd rather not," he said as he got up.

They both walked out of the Hub and headed in the direction of the water tower.

"Our friends are disgusting," Emma said.

"Randall I've known them my entire life. They get worse and worse as the years go by," he said.

"Oh no. Hey has anyone ever fallen off the water tower," she asked.

"Kelso."

"That doesn't surprise me," she said.

"Every year since the first grade," Hyde finished.

"Oh my God! So you mean he's fallen off the tower like 12 times," she asked.

"Yep," Hyde responded. "Kelso really doesn't have a brain, I'm starting to think he just runs on water."

"Oh like that car you're always going on about," she said teasingly.

"I'm serious man, it runs on water," he said seriously.

"Whatever you say, Steven Hyde," she said while putting her arm around his waist. He then put his arm around her shoulder as they walked.

When they got to the water tower, they both climbed up the stairs and then laid down.

"I could literally lie here forever," she said.

"I wish the frickin night wouldn't frickin end," he responded.

They then looked at each other and leaned into a kiss quite slowly. He made his way to be on top of her as she put her arms around his back.

They kissed for a while, neither of them knowing what time it was.

And for a minute they felt like they had been there forever.

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