the basement was pretty quiet until laurie came downstairs.

"oh, you again. what happened? did they let out kindergarten early today?" laurie asked jackie.

"whatever." jackie said looking through her magazine.

"jackie, don't you have a lame comeback saved for just this very occasion?" laurie asked her.

"that's cool." jackie replied.

"oh, so now you're little miss cool, huh?" laurie asked her.

"whatever." jackie said.

"well, if you're really as cool as you think you are, you would've been able to hold on to you one true love. but you couldn't, could you? loser! oh, well." laurie said which made jackie mad.

she jumped over the couch and grabbed laurie, punching her.

"catfight!" fez said.

"get her, jackie!" isabella shouted.

"you guys, stop it!" donna said trying to stop them.

"donna don't." isabella told her.

"ow! you bit me! jackie, hit her in the eye!" donna said.

"i told you not to." isabella told donna.

"ow, my eye!" laurie said.

"oh, i know! we can pour water on them, and then we can see through their shirts!" fez said.

"oh!" hyde said seeing jackie was roughing laurie up.

"bitch!" jackie said before laurie ran upstairs.

"you kicked her ass, man!" hyde said.

"yeah. yeah. whatever." jackie replied before hugging donna and isabella.

"oh, my gosh. i am so turned on." fez said.

-

"i can't believe laurie bit me. i hope she didn't give me, like, slut rabies." donna said.

"i'll pray for you." isabella told donna.

"jackie, you're my hero. you hit her in the eye." eric said.

"yeah, but i guess it wasn't very zen of me, was it, hyde?" jackie asked him.

"well, where zen ends, ass kicking begins. and that's your final lesson, grasshopper." hyde told her.

"hey, man... let's do that thing where we all sit in the circle again." jackie said.

"one step ahead of you." hyde said as everyone sat in a circle around the table.

-

"okay. you guys, i just got an advance copy of the yearbook, and you'll all be happy to know that 1977 is my cutest year ever." jackie said.

"jackie, that is so weird, because i was just telling the gang how there's no way you could be cuter than last year." eric joked.

"you were?" jackie asked him.

"yes." eric replied.

"i, for one, totally believe that you are cuter this year." kelso said.

"yeah, since i dumped you." jackie said.

"burn." isabella said.

"nice burn." donna said.

"donna, bella, we've talked about that." kelso told them.

"you think i listen to you?" isabella said with a laugh.

"hey, steven, wanna pop some popcorn and look at all the yearbook pictures of me?" jackie said tapping his leg.

isabella felt a rush of anger hit her when jackie did that, hyde was her friend. she didn't want jackie going after him.

"no. i figure i'll do plenty of that when i die and go to hell." hyde replied.

isabella couldn't help but laugh at his response. at least she knew he wasn't interested in jackie.

"god, you're such a card." jackie told him.

"this is so exciting, my first american yearbook. show us some pictures of fez." he said sitting down beside isabella and jackie.

"sorry, fez. there aren't any." jackie told him.

"what the hell? so, they don't let foreigners in your yearbook?" fez asked.

"uh huh." jackie said.

"here's me cheering at the pep rally last fall." jackie said.

"oh, my god. someone in the crowd is mooning." hyde said as everyone stood up to go see.

"you're all cheering away, and the whole time you're getting mooned. yeah!" hyde said.

"oh, my god. that's a girl butt. hee hee! there's girl butt in the yearbook. oh, man, i can't tell who it is. i wish we had a magnifying glass." eric said.

"oh. here you go." kelso said pulling one out of his pocket.

"kelso, why do you have a magnifying glass in your pocket?" isabella asked him.

"i was just playing with some bugs." kelso said.

"god, i can't believe it. someone's nasty butt is in my picture." jackie said.

"oh, my god. that's not girl butt. that's donna's butt!" eric said.

"yeah! it is." donna said laughing.

eric got up and went to sit down across the room.

"eric. are you okay? cause you look weird." donna told him.

"yeah. could it be because of your girlfriends naked butt?" kelso asked.

"kelso, you're not helping." donna told him.

"i'm not trying to help." kelso told her.

"clearly." isabella said.

"eric, it's no big deal." donna told her boyfriend.

"it is, too, donna. your nasty butt ruined my picture." jackie argued.

"hey. maybe your nasty face ruined my butt picture." donna said.

"i know why i'm not in the yearbook. it's because whitey's keeping me down." fez said.

"you're probably right." isabella told him.

"hey, fez. just look at donna's naked butt some more." kelso told him.

"yes, that's nice, thank you." fez said.

"okay. okay. donna, take me through the chain of events. now, you're at the pep rally... oh, and at this point your pants are on." eric said as he took the yearbook from kelso.

"right. and then they weren't." donna said.

"donna, mooning's not something you just do." eric told her.

"no. it's not something you just do, because it's impossible to moon when you have no ass." hyde said making isabella laugh.

-

jackie, donna and isabella were talking on the front porch of the forman residence.

"michael is such a boy. he doesn't even know who he is. you know who knows who he is? steven hyde." jackie said.

"oh, jeez." isabella said.

"oh, no. now you like hyde?" donna asked her.

"no. i don't like him. i just think, he's like, the sweetest, coolest guy i've ever met." jackie replied.

"that kinda makes it sound like you like him, jackie." isabella told her.

"jackie, i thought you hated him." donna said.

"feelings change, donna. like, remember when we first met and i hated you both?" jackie said.

"uh, no." isabella said.

"what?" donna asked.

"yeah. i was jealous of isabella. also i thought you were, like, this big goon. didn't we have this talk?" jackie asked.

"we didn't." isabella said.

"no." donna said.

"i'm so sorry." jackie said laughing.

"it's okay. i mean, i hated you, too." donna said.

"yeah. that's cause you're a big goon." jackie told her.

"bitch." donna said.

"oh, no." isabella said.

"goon." jackie replied.

"bitch." donna said back.

"goon!" jackie said back.

"are you guys done?" isabella asked them.

"see? see? we're closer than ever. i gotta go find steven." jackie said before running away.

"well, i still kinda hate her." isabella said making donna laugh.