isabella was sitting outside with jackie and donna since they wanted to tell her about kelso and laurie.

"jackie, its great to see you so happy and strong... and over kelso. you're like a rock. you're like a tiny little rock." donna said.

"donna, are you trying to tell me bad news? or are you making fun of my butt?" jackie asked her.

"no. your butt's fine." donna replied.

"fine?" jackie asked.

"glorious! whatever." donna said.

"just tell her, donna." isabella said.

"look. kelso's dating laurie." donna said as jackie gasped.

"i don't care." jackie said.

"are you sure?" isabella asked her.

"oh, come on. how can you still have feelings for him?" donna asked him.

"donna, i don't have feeling for him. i just hate that bitch for makin' him happy." jackie said.

"right, laurie making someone happy." isabella joked.

"believe us. she will make him more miserable than you ever did." donna said.

"oh, girls, thank you. i'm gonna pray to god that you're right." jackie replied.

-

"so. you know who i hate? laurie." jackie said.

"who would've guessed." isabella said.

"oh, jackie. i know you're upset and in pain, but you're not going to talk during hollywood squares, are you?" fez asked.

"no, i mean, i really do hate her. no offense, eric, but your sister... she's a slut." jackie said.

"oh, my god. jackie, not since the smokey vs bandit debate have you and i so been on the same page." eric said.

"yeah, i think we're all on board." donna said.

"god, this is so great. you guys all hate laurie and love me." jackie said making the room go quiet.

"yeah, we all hate laurie." hyde said.

"shh! oh great. lamb chop had a joke and i missed it." fez said.

they heard the door open. kelso and laurie walked in making jackie glare at them.

"hey, guys." kelso said.

"oh, hi, michael." jackie said.

"kelso, as your new girlfriend, i'm really not comfortable with your old girlfriend hanging out down here." laurie said.

"okay. uh, hey, jackie, do you mind?" kelso asked her.

"no. no, i don't mind if you leave." jackie said.

"she's not leaving." kelso told laurie.

"well, i'm not, either." laurie replied.

"she's not, either." kelso told jackie.

"fine." jackie said.

"fine." kelso said to laurie.

"fine." laurie said back.

"fine." kelso said to jackie.

"hey! this is my house." laurie told jackie.

"so what? eric wants me here. don't you, eric?" jackie asked him.

"why, yes, i do." eric replied.

"you better watch your back." laurie told jackie.

"really? cause you should stop spending so much time on yours." jackie told her.

"burn!" kelso shouted making laurie glare at him.

"hey, i'm sorry. i just got swept away by the supergood burn." kelso told her.

"shut up!" laurie said dragging kelso out of the room while he groaned in pain.

"that was interesting." isabella said.

"jackie, that was an excellent burn." fez told her.

"thank you, fez." jackie replied.

"now, please. sit next to fez." he said sitting jackie down beside him.

"move it." fez told isabella and donna which made them laugh.

-

the gang, minus donna and kelso, were playing monopoly.

"ooh! now i've got park place and boardwalk. this games just like life. i am the richest of all." jackie said.

isabella saw hyde look at her. everyone but jackie knew that isabella's parents had money, she just didn't show it off like jackie did.

"jackie, i've got 970$ here. it's all yours if you'll just... go away!" eric told her.

"relax, forman. it's better than having laurie down here." hyde said.

"i agree." isabella said.

"she's like a big, cancerous tumor. and jackie, you know, she's like, uh... a tiny benign cyst." hyde said.

"thank you, hyde. here. buy yourself a hotel." jackie said passing him some money.

"why you giving him money? i'm the one in jail. plus, hyde punched me in the arm. why can't we start over?" fez whined.

"because!" hyde said punching fez in the arm which made fez groan.

"we're not starting over." isabella said.

"and don't try tippin over the board again, either." hyde said.

the door opened and they saw kelso and laurie walk in through the door.

"next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. i think i have a twig in my shorts." laurie said.

"what a coincidence. so does kelso." hyde said making isabella laugh.

"burn!" jackie said.

"okay, okay. nice burn. hi, jackie." kelso said.

"oh, look. it's michael and his community chest." jackie said.

"nice." hyde said.

"so, michael, when you come over for dinner tonight, don't wear that stupid unicorn tie. oh, i'm sorry, jackie. was that a gift?" laurie asked.

"oh, yeah? well, were those shoes a gift? cause they're ugly!" jackie said.

"what are you even doing here, anyways? shouldn't you be off playing with ribbons and ponies?" laurie mocked.

"well, shouldn't you be off... being a bitch?" jackie asked.

"ooh, i made the little girl say a bad word. see you tonight." laurie said kissing kelso and she walked away.

all the sudden, the monopoly board got flipped over and they glared at fez.

"whoops." fez said.

"you better sleep with one eye open tonight." isabella told him.

-

isabella and jackie joined the guys in the circle. eric was telling them about how kelso showed up at dinner.

"and the rest of dinner, was eaten in complete silence. the only sound was the dull throbbing of that vein in reds giant, shiny head." eric said.

"man, that's good stuff." isabella said.

"boy, i'm glad i'm not kelso. sure, he's had sex a lot and i am still a virgin, but... oh, i wish i was kelso." fez said.

"no, you don't, fez. being kelso is like knowing the truth behind all the deceptions in society, but not being able to convince any of your fellow suburban clones that anything wrong, man. no, wait, that's me." hyde said.

everyone turned when jackie started laughing hysterically.

"man. i just totally forgot why i was laughing. isn't that funny?" jackie asked.

"ok, uh, no more for the cheerleader. okay?" eric said.

"yeah, i think the midget has met her limit." isabella said.

"jackie, you seem different. i don't know if it's your hair, your outfit... or your red, puffy eyes." fez said.

"she's zen, man. i've taken her under my wing. i'm running a dojo of coolness. jackie, demonstrate." hyde said.

"oogly moogly. googly." jackie said with a mouthful of oreos.

"yeah, it's her first day." hyde said.

"and maybe her last." isabella said.