once isabella got back home for dinner, she saw that her father and her brother had gotten a dear.

"this taste great, thank you honey." mary said.

"oh, it was all bryan." david said.

"yeah, it was awesome." bryan replied.

"well, i think that this awesomeness tastes pretty good." isabella said.

the family ate together and talked about their days. isabella loved moments like this with her family.

after the nice afternoon with the girls and nice evening with her family, she couldn't complain about her day. it was a good day.

-

the gang, minus hyde, was out in the kitchen looking for food.

"where is the food? eric, you should give your refrigerator to people who have food." fez asked.

"look at this, hamburger helper. tuna helper. a can of beets? oh, gross. i will not eat a darn beet. you know what, forman? your dad better get a job, and soon. cause i'm starving here." kelso said.

"i'll tell him you said that." eric said.

"yes, please do, eric." isabella said with a laugh.

"michael, it's not polite to remind poor people that they're po- less fortunate." jackie said.

"we're not less fortunate. we're just on a budget." eric told her.

"well, it is a hell of a tiny budget." fez said laughing as everyone glared at him.

"oh, that's not funny. that's sad." fez said.

"hey, kelso, eat that." donna said passing a little box to kelso.

"all right. green jell-o. hey, jackie, try some. i heard green stuff makes you horny." kelso said.

"michael, that only works with green m&m's, duh." jackie replied.

"nuh uh. it's everything green. right, donna?" kelso asked her.

"actually, kelso, you know what really makes you horny? beets." donna told him.

"yeah, right." kelso said.

"why green?" isabella questioned.

"no, it's true. i saw it on 60 minutes, man. beet farmers with, like, 10, 15 kids." eric told him.

"man, how's come everything good for you always tastes so bad. i'm trying it." kelso said grabbing the can opener.

"michael, honey, don't eat our beets." kitty said taking the can away from him.

"yeah, you know, michael, mrs. forman's right. you're horny enough as it is. sometimes, i wish you had two girlfriends." jackie said making him give her a look.

"oh, my god. are you serious?" kelso asked.

"oh, boy." isabella said.

"what?" jackie asked him.

"nothing." kelso replied.

red came in to the kitchen with bob behind him.

"i get it, bob." red said before closing the patio door in his face.

"kitty, i'm getting a job at price mart!" red told kitty excitedly.

-

isabella was watching tv with donna, kelso, eric and fez in the basement.

"what's happening? i'll tell you what's happening. hilarity." fez said.

"yeah, no kidding. hey, hey, hey! that's just funny, man!" kelso said.

the gang saw hyde come out of his bedroom with his shirt half undone and lipstick on his face.

"hey, hey, can you guys keep it down a bit, please?" hyde asked them.

"hyde, there's lipstick on your chin." donna said with a grin.

"hyde, why you putting lipstick on your chin? it's for your lips." fez said.

"hey, maybe he's got a girl back there. so, hyde, who's the lucky lady?" eric asked him.

"i never kiss and tell." hyde said.

"you do to us." isabella said with a grin.

"it's kat peterson." hyde said making the gang laugh.

"yeah, right. you're in your bedroom with the most popular girl in school." donna said.

"yeah, what happened to farrah fawcett? did her car break down?" fez joked.

"look, just kept it down, all right? you're killing the mood." hyde said as he began to make his way back to his bedroom.

"hyde, there's no mood because there's no one back there." fez said as jackie walked in.

"hey, michael. okay, so we're all set for our big dinner party!" jackie said giving michael a kiss on the cheek.

"oh, yay. the big dinner party." kelso said sarcastically.

"so here." jackie said passing an invitation to donna.

"you and a guest are cordially invited for an evening of cocktails, dinner, and tv." donna said.

"sounds like a hoot." isabella mumbled to eric as he chuckled.

"the attire is semi formal casual." jackie said.

"ah, finally i can wear my tuxedo t shirt." fez said making isabella chuckle.

"uh, sorry, fez. i forgot to invite you, isabella and hyde." jackie said.

"but it's never too late." fez said.

"okay, bye!" jackie said before running away.

"wow, that was so rude." isabella said.

"don't worry, guys. i'm sure you two and hyde can come." kelso said as jackie walked back in.

"no, michael, they can't." jackie said, making it obvious was she listening on the other end of the door.

"okay, i get it. they can't come." kelso said.

"come with me. no!" jackie said as she dragged kelso out of the basement.

"okay, i'll give you a hundred bucks if you don't make me go to this party." eric told donna.

"show me the hundred." donna replied.

"damn!" eric said.

"well, the party's tomorrow night... so i better go home and start putting on cologne now." fez said as isabella laughed.

"i'll walk with you, fez. see you guys later." isabella said before leaving.

-

"girls, i'm gonna have dinner parties all the time when i'm mrs. michael kelso esquire. just think about it." jackie said.

"do i have to?" donna said making isabella laugh.

"oh, shh." jackie said explaining her fantasy.

"top drawer." jackie said laughing.

"you know, jackie. that sounds lovely. even though i wasn't invited to the dinner party." isabella said making jackie get wide eyes.

"uh, bye." jackie said before leaving.

-

hyde, fez and isabella decided to crash jackies house party.

they knocked on the door and jackie answered it.

"hyde! fez! isabella! michael!" jackie said.

"oh good, it's hyde, fez, isabella and michael." kelso said.

"hello, fellas. what's to eat?" hyde asked.

"yeah, i'm starving." isabella said.

"ah, are these melon balls for anyone?" fez asked before jackie took the bowl away from him.

"why are they here?" jackie asked kelso.

"i invited them because you're always discussing manners, and i wanted to be mannerly." kelso replied.

"he's mannerly." hyde said.

"hey, chuck. oh, no. chuck's here." kelso said.

"why michael? why would you invite all these people? why would you do this?" jackie asked him before isabella walked away from them.

"hey, everybody! i'm taking off my pants!" a kid shouted before doing it and shaking his hips.

"jackie is gonna kill kelso." isabella told fez.