the gang was all going to vanstock for the weekend in kelso's van.

the only downside was that laurie and jackie were gonna be there.

jackie didn't know that kelso was cheating on her with laurie.

"look at this. jackie brings four different types of mascara just to please kelso. and what does kelso bring? another woman." fez said.

"fez, you should really stop going through other people's stuff. it's kind of creepy." eric said.

"yeah, i'm with eric on this one." isabella said.

"so, how long do you think this whole thing had been going on?" donna asked.

"whoo. i- you know, i don't know. that's anyone's guess. right, fez?" eric asked him.

"what?" fez asked.

"kelso and laurie. see? fez doesn't even know. i don't know... i gue- you know, it's just- it's like- god, this is so wrong, you know?" eric rambled on.

"eric, shut up." isabella told him.

"so what are we gonna do?" donna asked.

"do we tell jackie?" isabella asked.

"well, i guess just let this all blow over, and then jackie and kelso can get married, have kids, and be really unhappy." eric said.

"wow, that's really beautiful, eric." isabella said rolling her eyes.

"so... let's not let this ruin our vanstock experience, okay?" eric said.

"look at this. bubble gum lip smacker. what a waste." fez said before donna took jackie's things away from him.

-

they finally arrived in vanstock and isabella got out of the van to stretch her legs.

"wow, man, vanstock. it's exactly how i pictured it." hyde said.

"has anyone seen my top? i lost my top." a girl covered in mud said.

"actually, it's even better than i pictured it." hyde said.

"do not take the blue acid! if you have taken the blue acid, please, report to the red cross tent!" a guy with a megaphone said.

"you wanna take some blue acid?" isabella asked hyde jokingly as he laughed.

"look at this debauchery. this is the smelly underside of a once great nation. ooh, yum, candy apples." fez said before walking away.

"hey, man. what do you say we help that chick find her top?" hyde asked kelso.

"nah. i gotta stay here with the old balls and chains." kelso said.

"you know, kelso, did you ever think about being honest with them? maybe they won't be mad. maybe they'll like the idea of sharing you." hyde said.

"man, that's be great, huh? you think they'd go for that? cause that's been- oh, no. you're trying to set me up, hyde." kelso said.

"took him long enough." isabella mumbled.

"you never know if you don't try, man." hyde said.

"are you serious? be serious. cause this is serious. this has been a dream of mine since i was a kid and saw the parent trap." kelso said.

"seriously?" isabella asked as kelso nodded.

"there you go." hyde said.

"okay, we're heading off to the restroom." jackie said before her and laurie left.

"that's not good." isabella said.

"whoa, man, they're going to the restroom? you know what girls do in the restroom, right?" hyde asked.

"oh. i like to pretend like they don't do that." kelso said.

"we don't do that!" isabella shouted.

"not that, man. they talk." hyde said.

"so?" kelso said.

"to each other." hyde said.

"about boys." isabella said.

"oh, my god. girls, wait up!" kelso said before running after them.

"what a maroon." hyde said.

"such an idiot." isabella said.

isabella ended up having a lot of fun at vanstock and she was surprised that kelso didn't somehow get busted for cheating on jackie with laurie.

-

"and then he punched me in the arm and said, man!" donna said.

while donna and eric were together, he told donna he loved her but ended up freaking out.

"jeez." isabella said.

"oh, my god. what a horrible disaster. well, go on!" jackie said.

"i guess i, like, totally screwed things up. cause ever since i said, i love you, he's been acting so weird." donna said.

"okay, wait a second. i'm a little confused. why did you say, i love you?" jackie asked.

"because i love him?" donna said.

"oh! donna, that's got nothing to do with it!" jackie said.

"jackie, what are you talking about?" isabella asked her.

"we are way too young to be saying, i love you." jackie said.

"shut up, jackie. you say it to kelso all the time, and you're, like, younger than me and bella." donna said.

"not in love years. all right, look, eric doesn't know how to handle that kind of thing. you probably just scared him off. all you can do right now is play it cool for a while, turn down the emotional heat, and, donna, god willing, he'll forget you threw yourself at him." jackie said.

"i know it sounds impossible, but what you just said actually makes sense." donna said.

"yeah, i'm impressed." isabella said.

"look, the sooner you realize i'm a genius, the better off we'll all be." jackie said.

"if you're a genius, i must be a noble prize winner." isabella said.

-

"hey, donna, check it out. hey, kelso! fudgsicle!" eric said throwing one.

kelso dove over the couch to catch it and he fell on his face.

"where'd it go?" kelso asked.

"um... perhaps it went under the couch." fez said.

"girls, let's get out of here. this is kinda lame." donna said.

"yeah, sure." jackie said.

"coming." isabella said.

"wait! donna... so will i see you later?" eric asked her.

donna looked over at jackie and she mouthed the word no to her.

"no. you're never gonna see me again." donna said before the three girls left.

-

hyde walked out of his room wearing kelso's leather jacket.

"damn." isabella said.

"oh, hyde. what a fabulous look for you." fez said.

"seriously. you look like marlon brando or something." donna said.

"agreed." isabella said.

"oh, my god. hyde, when did you get so hot?" laurie asked him.

"what?" kelso said.

"i've always been hot. jacket just brings it out." hyde said.

"no. no! give it to me! give me back my jacket! what are you doing?" kelso said as him and hyde began to fight.

"get off me, you load!" hyde said.

"man, that jacket is the best thing to ever happen to us." isabella said.

"hyde said the same thing." eric said.