《groovy - steven hyde》023
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"all right, nobody move. somebody took my last box of sugar babies. oh, no, wait. i was sitting on them." fez said.
"gee, fez, you didn't give forman a chance to pin it on me." hyde said.
"i didn't pin anything on you." eric said.
"no? well, when mrs. hodgkiss was yelling at me in front of the whole class, you didn't exactly step up and take responsibility. what were you thinking?" hyde asked.
"hmm. i guess i was thinking, i'm seven!" eric argued.
"hey. hey, hey! let's not fight, all right? it's halloween, man. it's time for peace on earth and good will towards men. let's read another file." kelso said.
"yeah, cause that's working out great so far." donna said.
"all right, fine. i'll read from my own, okay? oh. okay. here's a secret you guys didn't know about me cause it happened the year before i moved here. when i was in first grade, i used to wear this red cape to school and pretend i was superman." kelso said.
"you must have looked really stupid." fez said.
"said the boy dressed as batman." isabella said.
"wait, wait, wait. first grade?" eric asked kelso.
"yeah." kelso replied.
"no, no, no. when you moved here, you and i were in first grade. that's how we met." eric said.
"no, we didn't." kelso said.
eric grabbed kelso's file from him and looked at it.
"man, you had to repeat first grade?" eric said.
"oh, my god. michael, say it's not true." jackie said.
"it was... it was cursive writing, all right? all those stupid squiggles and bumps. i wouldn't do it!" kelso said.
"you mean you couldn't do it." hyde said.
"no! i wouldn't do it, and that's why they held me back! plus, i might have killed the class bunny. why?" kelso said.
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"that's okay, kelso. let it out." fez said.
"i mean, it sucked, you know? living this lie, pretending to be a year younger than i really am." kelso said.
"wait a minute. you're 18?" hyde asked him.
"yeah. that's why i've always seemed more mature than you guys." kelso said.
"right." isabella said.
"are you telling me that all this time you could have been buying us beer?" hyde said.
"you bastard." fez said.
"what... no! it's not what you think." kelso said.
"you're dead to me." hyde said.
"but eric ruined your life." kelso said.
"and if i had a beer, i could be getting over it right now. beer!" hyde said.
"beer!" everyone began chanting.
"all right, everybody, just leave him alone! okay? because he may be a liar, but at least he's not a backstabber like eric." jackie said getting in front of kelso.
"stay out of this, beulah." donna told her.
"oh, don't call me that." jackie said.
"oh, sorry... beulah." donna said.
"fine. you know what? donna kissed hyde last year." jackie said.
"what?" eric and isabella said.
"don't mess with me." jackie said.
"that... that's a lie. hyde kissed me." donna said.
"well, that is just so much better. how... how could you do this, man?" eric asked him.
"i guess i'm just a born troublemaker. or maybe you turned me into one." hyde said.
"you are so dead, beulah." donna said.
"hey! leave her alone, all right?" kelso said.
"okay. yeah. jackie told me fez was a better kisser than you, kelso." donna said.
"ahhh!" kelso said looking at jackie.
"were you ever gonna tell me about hyde?" eric asked donna.
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"this is gonna get ugly." isabella told fez.
"it hurts when your friends stab you in the back, don't it?" hyde asked.
"how would i know? i have no friends! let's go, pal!" eric said.
everyone started arguing and yelling on top of one another.
"stop it! can't you see what is happening? those permanent records are tearing us apart." fez said.
"batman's right." eric said.
"look what we've become." hyde said.
"we're like animals." donna said.
"gone wild." isabella said.
"those files are evil, man." kelso said.
"we've got to destroy them." jackie said.
"but how, jackie? how?" eric asked.
"oh, my god. now my sugar babies really are gone." fez said before hyde passed them back to him.
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"michael, i'm cold. and this is stupid. we should just burn the files." jackie said.
"jackie, they've already been in a fire. they can't be destroyed that way." kelso said.
"see you in hell, permanent records." hyde said dropping them into the hole they dug.
"now we have to swear we'll never speak of this ever again." eric said.
"except the part about kelso buying us beer." donna said.
"yeah, naturally. but otherwise it's like this might mever happened, okay?" eric asked.
"agreed." isabella said.
"beulah." hyde said making the others laugh.
"i can't believe you!" jackie shouted as she began hitting hyde.
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isabella and her family were eating breakfast and they were talking about weekend plans.
"me and the guys are going to the club." bryan said.
"that sounds like fun." david said.
"do you have any plans, isabella?" mary asked her.
"yeah, me and my friends wanted to go to vanstock this weekend." isabella said.
"vanstock?" david asked.
"it's just like this music festival, it's out of town." isabella replied.
"sounds like fun, honey." mary replied.
"what are you doing today honey?" david asked his wife.
"i'm going to the supermarket and then i have a hair appointment." mary said.
"perfect, then you'll be all dolled up for the work banquet because you are my date, mi amor." david said before grabbing mary's hand and kissing it.
"gross." bryan said.
"ew, see you." isabella said before both her and bryan left the table and left their parents alone.
isabella went up to her room and she began packing for vanstock. she was excited to go to a music festival with her friends.
she made sure to pack a few outfits and some essentials she would need while they would be there.
she also brought a sleeping bag since they were going to be sleeping there.
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