《groovy - steven hyde》017
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eric's grandmother died while he was yelling at her. everyone sat at her funeral. isabella sat between hyde and fez.
isabella looked over at hyde and saw his lip was busted open.
"what happened to your lip?" isabella asked in a low voice.
"got into a bar fight." hyde whispered back.
"and as much as we all miss bernice we must remember that she is now in a far better place." the man at the podium said.
"you don't have to die to get to a better place, man. just drive 50 miles in any direction." hyde joked.
"shut up, hyde." eric said.
afterwards, everyone went to see bernice one last time before they had to bury her.
isabella was walking around and she saw eric sitting by himself.
"hey, eric." isabella said.
"hey, bella." eric replied with a small smile.
"you doing okay?" isabella asked him.
"yeah." eric replied.
"eric, i've been your best friend since we were two years old. you know i'll always be here for you." isabella said with a smile.
"thanks, bella." eric said before pulling her into a hug.
isabella pulled away and gave eric another smile before getting up to leave him to his thoughts.
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"guys, can we do something besides cruise? it's the third time tonight we've driven by that house." hyde said.
"stevey's right, i'm bored." isabella said.
"you know what we could do? we could go skinny dipping... naked! that's the way god intended." kelso said.
"good thing i'm not religious." isabella mumbled.
"no way!" jackie said.
"why not? it'd be fun." kelso said.
"that's what a person says right before getting their head cut off in a horror movie." isabella said.
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"well, sure, it's fun for you guys, cause you get to look at us, and that's a treat. but we just get to look at you, and that's nasty." donna said.
"so, you don't wanna do it?" eric asked.
"i don't care, i'll do it." donna replied.
"mmm. okay, i'm in." eric said.
"naked is dirty. dirty, dirty, dirty. dirty, dirty, dirty." fez began singing.
"dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty." everyone sang.
they all ended up going skinny dipping and afterwards they got back in the car.
"oh, this was such a great idea, michael. this was so much fun. oh, wait. except for the part where our clothes got stolen, you idiot." jackie said.
"by the way, fez, nice tattoo, man." hyde told him.
"thank you. it is the blessed virgin of yorba linda. did you want to see her dance?" fez asked.
"no!" everyone shouted.
"look, guys, we need a plan. i'm about to drive up to the house with a car full of naked people. they hate you guys when you're dressed." eric said.
"we can go to my house." hyde suggested.
"yeah, your mom is used to having naked guys around." kelso said.
"she's not even home, you moron." hyde said beginning to hit kelso.
"ow, ow, ow." kelso said.
"put on the top 40." fez said reaching over to the radio.
"whoa! sit down, fez. i see london. i see besticle." hyde said.
"well, what do you want me to do about it?" fez said sitting back down.
"i don't know... tuck it in." hyde replied.
"man, you guys are all idiots." isabella said.
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isabella, donna and jackie were getting clothes from hyde's moms room.
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the girls walked into the living room to see the boys were dressed.
"jackie, you couldn't find anything?" hyde asked.
"okay, well, no offense, hyde, but all your mother's clothes are whorey." jackie said.
"what?" donna and isabella said.
"oh, but they look great on you, girls." jackie said giving them a wink.
"wow." isabella said.
"thanks, jackie." donna said.
hyde threw donna and isabella a beer and they caught it.
"michael, can you please take me home? look, i think i caught something at the reservoir." jackie said.
"like an eel." kelso said making the guys laugh.
"not that, you idiot. i think i'm sick." jackie said hitting his arm.
"oh, i caught an eel." fez said making everyone look at him strangely.
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eric had invited isabella and donna into the circle for the first time. isabella wondered why because she knew it was something serious.
"hyde's mom is gone, and he is going downhill. i mean, he's sitting over there in the dark eating ketchup off crackers." eric said.
"i ate gum off a parking meter once. but it was on a dare. i made a dollar. man, there's some suckers out there. huh?" kelso said.
"can't believe i lost my dollar." isabella said.
"crackers and ketchup are k words, which makes them naturally funny." fez said.
"fez, cracker doesn't start with... ah, never mind." isabella said.
"oh, my god, i can feel, like, all the molecules in my body. i'm gonna count them. one, two, three..." donna said closing her eyes.
"you guys disgust me. doesn't anyone care about hyde? oh, my god. run, scooby. now. run." eric said looking through a view master.
"you know what's freaking me out? i saw jackie sick, without makeup. and it was like the freakiest thing i've ever seen in my entire, entire life, including the class trip to the sausage factory." kelso said.
"eric, i care about steven." isabella said.
"ugh, if i never see the inside of another cow, it will be too soon. jerky?" fez offered some he was eating beef jerky.
"18, 19... i have the biggest hands in the world! damn it. one, two..." donna began again.
"so his mom's gone, and i know he doesn't want any help. but the donner party didn't get any help, and then, i mean, they ate each other, so... hey, don't bogart that jerky." eric told fez.
"yeah, no parents would be cool. like the lord of the flies." kelso said.
"kelso, did you ever finish lord of the flies?" eric asked him.
"no. so?" kelso asked.
"nothing." eric replied.
"okay, we're going way off subject here." isabella said.
"look, what are we gonna do about hyde? i think we should tell someone." eric said.
"what am i gonna do about jackie? i can't even look at her." kelso said.
"god, kelso, you're such an idiot." isabella said.
"she's unpleasant when she's healthy, so i can only imagine how she looks like then." fez said.
"hey, kelso, jackie's... jackie's my friend, and you're shallow, and pathetic. and you know what else? my hands are huge! they're like boxing gloves. i am the greatest." donna said holding up her fists.
"okay, champ, whatever you..." eric said but got cut off once donna punched him.
"damn, donna... that was a good punch." isabella said.
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