"no. dad... there's no way this could've been avoided. yes! no... yeah, the cow kicked me after i tipped it over. i'm not lying! okay. all right. i love you, too." kelso said before he hung up the phone.

"he bought it." kelso said.

"um, excuse me. um, yes. um... my friend and i would like our sponge bath now, please." fez said to the nurse before she rolled her eyes and walked out of the room.

"eric, are you all right?" donna asked him.

"they were sleeping." eric muttered quickly.

"okay, guys, we should get going." isabella said and she saw hyde sleeping on kelso's bed.

"michael, as god as my witness, i will nurse you back to health." jackie told him.

"thanks, jackie. i'm in a lot of pain." kelso replied.

"oh, my poor baby." jackie before she started making out with kelso.

"all right, all right. i'm going, whoever wants a ride." eric said as hyde stretched.

"sorry about tonight you guys." kelso said.

"sorry, why? we got to watch you fall, man. i had a blast!" hyde said.

"see you, kelso." donna said before the gang left leaving jackie and kelso alone.

-

the next day, isabella sat down to have dinner with her family.

"this town is quite something. on my way home from work, the water tower was giving me the finger." bryan said.

isabella tried her hardest not to laugh since her parents didn't know she was there.

"what?" mary asked her son.

"i saw it, too. someone vandalized the water tower." david said.

"looks like there's vandals in point place." isabella said.

"you'd never vandalize anything right, kids?" mary asked her children.

"right." both isabella and bryan said in unison.

isabella and bryan both looked at each other and they could both tell they were lying.

they just kept their mouths shut and they continued to eat their dinner.

after dinner was over, isabella went up to her room to do some of her art. she didn't paint a lot, but she loved doing it on her down time. it was a way for her to relax.

she thought about how she could've painted the pot leaf herself but the boys were just too excited to do it themselves that she let them have their fun.

-

"boy, these afterschool specials are thrilling. i mean, who knew it takes only one beer to turn a cheerleader into a whore?" fez said.

"you know, fez, this show contains an important message. that very thing happened to a good friend of mine." jackie said.

"really?" fez asked her.

"mmm hmm." jackie replied.

"uh, may i ask who?" fez asked.

"man, that is one drunk, slutty cheerleader." hyde said.

"there go her pom poms." donna said.

"all right! all right! this is quite enough! everywhere i look now, it's sex, sex, sex! well, it's disgusting, and i for one will not have it in my basement!" eric snapped as he turned off the tv.

"eric." isabella said.

"eric, what's wrong with you?" donna asked him.

"oh, well, excuse me, donna, for having a little moral fiber." eric said before sitting back down beside isabella.

isabella looked at eric strangely, he was acting differently ever since kelso fell off the water tower but she wasn't quite sure why.

"okay. well, i'm going to go check on michael." jackie said.

"yeah, how's he doing?" hyde asked her.

"oh! oh, yeah, like you care. why don't you just apologize?" jackie asked him.

"what?" isabella said.

"apologize for what?" hyde asked jackie.

"well, if you don't know, then obviously you're a big fat jerk!" jackie said before leaving.

"okay. she's nuts." hyde said.

"i know. you are not fat." fez said making isabella laugh.

-

"oh. hey, look, jackie. it's my friends, eric, donna, isabella and fez. yep, that's all my friends." kelso said.

"kelso, we're not friends." isabella said while flipping through a magazine.

"kelso, if you have something to say to me, why don't you just say it?" hyde said.

"oh, no. oh, no. i think you have something to say to me, and i'm going to be right over here when you're ready." kelso said.

"all right, all right! this is stupid. hyde, just apologize already." eric said.

"it's not my fault." hyde argued.

"well, whatever. he thinks it is." donna said.

"it is! you made me fall off the water tower." kelso said.

"how? did i push you?" hyde asked him.

"no, but..." kelso said.

"did i make the railing slippery?" hyde asked him.

"no." kelso replied.

"then how is it my fault?" hyde asked.

"because! you didn't like my artwork. and you don't respect me and you laugh at me and you're inconsiderate of my feelings." kelso said.

"no offense, but you sound like a chick." hyde said.

isabella laughed at hyde's comment. he wasn't wrong, kelso didn't sound like himself.

when isabella saw the look on jackie's face, she knew that she was the one behind this.

"well... man, i do!" kelso said.

"okay. all right. do you remember that time when i was climbing your fence and i hit my forehead on that tree branch, and i fell into your yard and your dog yogi came out of the house and bit me twice on the ass?" hyde asked him while kelso laughed.

"yeah. you bled and you cried." kelso said.

"i bled. i didn't cry." hyde replied.

"yeah, you did. you bled and you cried." kelso said.

"and you laughed, man, a lot, while i was bleeding. do you see my point?" hyde asked him.

"yeah. it's funny when friends get hurt." kelso said still laughing.

"close enough. sorry." hyde said.

"stop talking like a chick." kelso said hitting hydes arm.

hyde hit kelso's arm back and they both laughed.

"god, you're both idiots!" jackie said.

that night, eric ended up finally telling isabella why he had been acting so strange.

it turned out that when eric went to go wake up his mom, he walked in on his parents having sex.

after hearing that, isabella was grossed out and she went back to her house.