"david milbank? oh, barf. eric, remember when you beat him up on the playground?" donna asked him.

"yep. i kicked his ass." eric said.

"wait, wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?" jackie asked.

"that's the guy." isabella said.

"yep. and i kicked his ass." eric said.

"so, jackie, you want to go see star wars tonight?" kelso asked.

"michael, i told you, i don't like space." jackie replied.

"jackie, if we're gonna start our relationship over, you gotta meet me halfway, honey." kelso told her.

"well, maybe i want to do something else tonight." jackie told him.

"like what? god, jackie. we can do that for the rest of our lives! star wars is a limited engagement." kelso said.

"fine. fine, but i want the big popcorn." jackie said before the two of them left.

"ah, they finally left. now it's just the four of us." fez said.

"okay?" isabella said.

"that's great, fez." eric said.

"oh, i get it. if me and isabella were gone, you two would kiss. ah, life's a bitch, huh?" fez asked.

"eric! david's here." they heard kitty say from upstairs.

"the scoliosis, asthma freak is here? i cannot wait to see this." fez said.

"hey, guys. i'm back." david said coming downstairs.

"yeah, hey." eric said shaking his hand.

"hey, david." isabella said.

"wow, david. you've really grown up." donna told him.

"me? look at you. you have really grown up." david said.

"yes, in fact, we've all grown up." eric said.

"yes, but him much more than you have." fez said.

"burn." isabella whispered to eric.

"so, david, hey! tell us about you. we're dating." eric said putting his arm around donna.

"what was that?" donna asked him.

"what? i'm just... sorry, i'm making conversation here." eric said as everyone sat down.

"so, uh, donna, you still writing short stories?" david asked her.

"well, yeah, i still write a little." donna said.

"well, not every... you still write?" eric asked.

"i mean, i would love to read your stuff." david told her.

"yeah?" donna asked.

"well, enough about us. tell us about you. david, you still got that big old curve in your spine?" eric asked as the two of them awkwardly chuckled.

"can i see it?" fez asked.

"well, this is going well." isabella said with a laugh.

-

"when michael and i were apart, he realized how much he missed me. i'm telling you donna, breaking up with him was the best thing i ever did." jackie said.

"i thought you said that getting a pedicure was the best thing you ever did." donna said.

"yeah, you said that last week." isabella said.

"that was last week, isabella." jackie said.

"i don't know, i don't know! i don't know what to do about eric. he's acting like this possessive, macho jerk." donna said.

"oh, i am so happy for you, donna!" jackie said.

"no, jackie, i'm with him because i thought he wasn't like that." donna said.

"donna, eric is just afraid he's gonna lose you." isabella said.

"mrs. pinciotti, can you please tell donna i'm right?" jackie said once midge walked into the kitchen.

"isn't it cool when men act like they own you?" jackie asked her.

"oh, yeah." midge replied.

"mom, what about all those feminist classes you took?" donna asked her.

"oh, right. no." midge said before she walked away.

eric ended up trying to fight david but donna stood between them. david admitted to donna that he was trying to nail her.

-

the gang was all up on the water tower. the girls were sitting down while the boys tried painting a marijuana leaf on the tower.

"oh, my god. from up here, point place looks just like paris." jackie said.

"you've obviously never seen paris." isabella said.

"you think that looks like paris? god, no wonder you think kelso could be a model." donna said.

"whoa! i could so be a model." kelso said.

"come on, man. shut up and just keep painting." hyde said.

"it's done!" kelso said with a laugh.

"gentlemen, we have finally done it. a pot leaf on the water tower!" eric said.

the girls all got up from their spots to take a look at the painting.

"wow, nice job boys." isabella said.

"this is the proudest moment of my life." fez said.

"it doesn't look like a pot leaf." hyde said.

"what?" kelso asked turning to look at the painting.

"it looks like a hand giving the finger." hyde said.

"wait, let me see from that angle." isabella said going to stand beside hyde.

"it doesn't have to look perfect, hyde. it's art." kelso said.

"yeah, it's terrible." isabella admitted.

"get up and make it better!" hyde said.

"fine!" kelso said standing up on the railing.

"just... yeah, make it wider right up there. yeah. out further, though. yeah. right up there." hyde said.

isabella noticed that kelso's foot slipped and he fell off the tower.

"oh, my god. michael!" jackie shouted.

"hey, kelso!" hyde shouted.

"yeah?" kelso said weakly.

"how's it look from down there?" hyde asked making isabella roll her eyes.

"it kind of looks like it's giving me the finger." kelso replied.

afterwards, everyone went back to eric's house.

"this is so stupid. we should just take him to the hospital." jackie said.

"no, jackie. then my dad will find out..." kelso said but once he moved his arm, he groaned in pain.

"shut up!" hyde said.

"wow. way to be sympathetic, steven." isabella said.

"okay. my mom's a nurse. i'm gonna go wake her up. maybe she can fix him." eric said.

"well, fix his arm." isabella said.

"just don't wake up red, though, huh? he'll kill us all." hyde said.

"gee, you think?" eric said sarcastically before going upstairs.

everyone sat down and waited until eric came back.

"okay, let's go. everybody hop in the car, and let's go now." eric said.

"where's your mom?" kelso asked him.

"shut up! don't you dare talk about my mother!" eric shouted making everyone look at him funny.

"okay... hospital it is." isabella said.